Barbie Dolls Head

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Don't even mention. . . .  Girls World!

Whoops!!

Morbidia wrote:

Some women just dont do that kind of thing im afriad :-/

Yeah it annoys me that you only find out this sort of thing when it's too late!  You can spend years with a woman hoping they're just shy and will open up ... exactly how long are you supposed to wait until you realise that it's just never going to happen?

I think people should have to fill in a sexual questionnaire to see if you're compatible before getting emotionally involved.  Would make things so much easier!!!

Maybe the Government could add that onto the ID card database?

I hope she washed her hair after use!

Got her to toss me off on the way home from work yesterday, she's slowly getting there, all it takes is some encouragment (a lot)!

By the way I was driving home.

RotorTorque wrote:

Morbidia wrote:

Some women just dont do that kind of thing im afriad :-/

Yeah it annoys me that you only find out this sort of thing when it's too late!  You can spend years with a woman hoping they're just shy and will open up ... exactly how long are you supposed to wait until you realise that it's just never going to happen?

I think people should have to fill in a sexual questionnaire to see if you're compatible before getting emotionally involved.  Would make things so much easier!!!

Maybe the Government could add that onto the ID card database?

You know, sometimes it's the other way around. There are things I'm desperate to try that my boyfriend won't do. But although it's a little annoying, it's not the most important thing in the world, because I love him. I'd venture that if you 'spend years with a woman' then there should be more to the relationship than just sex anyway and if finding out things are 'never going to happen' is enough to make you feel you've wasted your time with her then you need to take a long hard look at your priorities.

Don't get me wrong, sex is very important in a relationship, but if you've been together for a long time then I'm not sure it should be a deal-breaker.

Back on topic, no, I never felt the urge to stick Barbie's (nor indeed Ken's) head in my crotch. I did used to make them have sex though, which I'm sure was very embarrassing for my mother to watch.

Can't argue with anything you've said there.

The lack of sex wasn't the only deal-breaker, but it certainly was a major one.

pusseater wrote:

Got her to toss me off on the way home from work yesterday, she's slowly getting there, all it takes is some encouragment (a lot)!

By the way I was driving home.

Were you driving at the time? Sounds like fun though I can't imagine having the self control while actually behind the wheel. I think the key is to be gentle with your encouragement and try out things that she suggests/is into too. I was never that adventurous until I met my other half who was more open-minded and that was all that was needed. I didn't need much persuation!

Yes I was driving at the time, it was fun, 20 minute journey so she got arm ache after a while, you can't seem to get in a decent position to do it properly. A blowjob would have been better, certainly for me anyhow.

I've treated my man to a BJ while we were on the motorway on the way home from a holiday after a few hours of teasing. Fun and not as uncomfortable as I'd imagined it would be!

Did you intitiate?

I recently read a story from China.

http://current.com/items/90021167_boss-penis-accidentally-bitten-off-by-secretary.htm

"A secretary giving her boss oral sex accidentally bit his penis off when the car they were in was hit by a reversing van, according to the Sin Chew Daily and China Press."

Best stick to the handjob mate!

when i was with my ex i used to give him blow jobs while he was driving, its actualy really easy to do and much more comfortable then given a hand job while he was driving. and can only really do it on a motorway drive as u dont have to change gear lol.

I'm  happy getting the bus

Hey if you are still into barbie dolls there's a special on i points at the moment

How could I not look at a thread with a title like this! 

Makes me wonder if Barbie has a kinky side and enjoys being a Butt Plug too...  

Sorry folks but this all seems so beyond belief, l mean using a doll as a sex toy for god's sake, l just don't Ken it !!!!! grrrr.

TB

arf arf!

Incidentally, from your avatar tallboy it looks like you've been doing some "body building" whilst I've been away ...

Yep BBG correctomundi matey, toning up my man boobs !!! Harder than you might think to find suitable avatars!!.. though that string does hold my plug in- fnarr fnarr

TB

I think I've got an old six million dollar man toy in the loft.

I wonder if he'll give me a bionic wank?

SG69

I just found an old action man, the arctic warfare one with the ski's. . . .

His head is sticking out of my arse as I speak!! Now he needs nightvision goggles. . .

Yes, I'm going to be coming on here just naming different toys in different holes! Comical.

SG69