• ever been caught wanking ??

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    Lou22 [sign in to see picture]
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    Been caught by my partner before but to be fair i didn't make an effort to hide what i was doing lol.
    Id hate to be caught by anyone else, wouldn't find it a turn on at all.

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    FrozenAngel [sign in to see picture]
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    My mums almost caught me when I was having phone sex with the OH whilst he was away. But it felt really alkward and well wasn't a turn on in the slightest, infact was a total turn off. OH was left high and dry. Poor man. Even though they've walked in when I'm getting dressed ect, they still don't freaking knock!! Drives me insane.

    My OH walked in on his brother watching porn and doing it, the OH felt mortified and his brother didn't look him in the eye for atleast two weeks.

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    taraman [sign in to see picture]
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    I haven't, but I had an Army friend who was.

    Our wing had a room inspection which he had forgotten. There were 20 of us lined up outside his room when the sergeant opened the door and found him lying on his bed "choking the chicken"!!

    Hilarious!

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    MissChar [sign in to see picture]
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    taraman wrote:

    I haven't, but I had an Army friend who was.

    Our wing had a room inspection which he had forgotten. There were 20 of us lined up outside his room when the sergeant opened the door and found him lying on his bed "choking the chicken"!!

    Hilarious!

    LOL!!!!! Poor guy

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    FrozenAngel [sign in to see picture]
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    taraman wrote:

    I haven't, but I had an Army friend who was.

    Our wing had a room inspection which he had forgotten. There were 20 of us lined up outside his room when the sergeant opened the door and found him lying on his bed "choking the chicken"!!

    Hilarious!

    Oh Gawd I can imagine he had a few names around the barracks! LOL

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    jambo [sign in to see picture]
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    I bet his cock stood to "attention"

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    taraman [sign in to see picture]
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    He became famous overnight!

    Inevitably every inspection from that day became a laugh especially when it came to his room!

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    Johnny Roach [sign in to see picture]
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    Once my mum caught me when I was younger. I was mortified! And my dad caught me once looking at porn. I was like 14 at the time and he told me I shouldn't be looking at those kind of things lol.

    Sometimes when my gf goes to the toilet I quickly put porn on and start stroking, waiting for her to come back and join in the fun!

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    SnoWMan [sign in to see picture]
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    I haven't been caught... I have come close on a number of occasions

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    Mary3 [sign in to see picture]
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    I used to love catching my ex husband.... Only because I knew he'd let me finish him off !! :-)

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    elfie_83 [sign in to see picture]
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    Is it weird that if I'm not in the mood and I hear him cumming that it turns me on?

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    lillithlibby [sign in to see picture]
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    I love being caught by my sir but if it was anyone else it would be a turn off :-).

    I don't think its weird elfie, I'm the same love hearing my sir cum, especially when he's teasing me and I can't have him.
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    rubysoho [sign in to see picture]
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    elfie_83 wrote:

    Is it weird that if I'm not in the mood and I hear him cumming that it turns me on?

    no definitely not if i have a fella i always get off on him getting off

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    elfie_83 [sign in to see picture]
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    Good! I'm not as much of a freak as I thought

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    lillithlibby [sign in to see picture]
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    Elfie, you aren't a freak :-), everyone's into different things:-). Its more fun to embrace the things that make you tick and getting turned on when you hear your o/h cumming is (in my opinion) pretty normal :-):-).
    (Also if it doesn't turn you on its perfectly ok too).

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    GMan67 [sign in to see picture]
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    God I've wanked for England. Never been caught, I'm like Dexter. I have so many ways, places and times I need to unload. I am a master baiter :-D

    Gxo

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    lookslikefun [sign in to see picture]
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    Was at boarding school and got shouted at by a prefect who saw my tent moving .. only 35 people heard about that, then! (That said, the moonlight and our teenage hormones meant that he shouted at a handful of tent-movers that night)

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    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    No but I nearly walking in on my brother I nearly died

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    Don_Don [sign in to see picture]
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    Amazingly I havem't...... I don't know how, although I've probably just jinxed myself.

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    horny husband [sign in to see picture]
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    love to have been your ex husband and watch then finish me off would return the favour.

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