• How to be clean for anal play ?

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    Gapelover [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi

    I love anal play and am working up to bigger and bigger toys. The only problem I have is despite owning this

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9035

    I never seem to get clean enough back there. Always a bit dirty and am looking for another way to get clean. Am I best off with a proper enema kit ? If so what is the best one and can you reuse them ?

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    bigstu [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi

    I would recommend the enema kit and if possible going to the loo for a poo before using it.

    There is an ultimate way, using a purgative such as picolax but this is deeply unpleasant experience had to endure it several times due to exploratory medical reasons, gets you very clean but takes away any desire, at least for me.

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    Ampeli [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi

    Ensure you 'go normally. Wait an hour or so and use a glycerine suppository for constipation. This will ensure you are rid of anything nasty that's left. Then use a douche two/three times and voila. Tip - if using an enema, don't use more than a litre of water otherwise the liquid may bring down more than you bargained for

    Good luck

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    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    I have a douche and that does the trick perfectly - http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=952

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    repliquant [sign in to see picture]
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    I have a similar calexotics thing, with a different extension (which I long tossed into the bin). I don't like the remainder, either. Hard plastic? Pointy hard plastic? Eh. I wonder what virgin designed these douches...

    I remember once seeing a rubbery bulb at the hospital, which would be a much better idea. Single piece, with no detachable parts. The insertion part was simply an extension of the bulb. Now, I haven't yet combed all dusty corners of the net, but I would be willing to shell out for such a medical single-mold bulb. if anyone has some pointers, do share. For now, I'm stuck with this piece of hairy monkey dung :/

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    Gapelover [sign in to see picture]
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    I've tried douches and even if I use it a few times it still never gets me fully clean back there. Will try the enema kit.

    While we talk about douches is everyone just using water in theirs ? I've heard of people using lube to help with loosing things up but not sure if filling it with lube is the greatest or safest thing to do in the world

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    repliquant [sign in to see picture]
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    Gapelover wrote:

    I've tried douches and even if I use it a few times it still never gets me fully clean back there. Will try the enema kit.

    While we talk about douches is everyone just using water in theirs ? I've heard of people using lube to help with loosing things up but not sure if filling it with lube is the greatest or safest thing to do in the world

    For me it's enough, as with one exception I don't do deep play. After 2-3 warm douches I'm all clean, and there is no residue. That one exception is the Anal Link (large and xl) from Master Series. That chain goes past the bend, and of course things happen during extraction ;)

    Yes, I just use the run of the mill hydroxylic acid, warm enough to produce dihydrogen monoxide evaporates ;) For lubing it up deep, I once tried a dedicated launcher, by Trinity Vibes. That choked on silicone, and was very hard to operate anyway, not to mention too short at less than finger length. I then went for the Tunnel from Perfect Fit. That is one good idea — plugging oneself with something hollow, so that one can simply squirt the lubricant inside through the tunnel. Unfortunately, that thing bent all over itself (shore A was just 7), enough for me to just squash it all into a lump in my hand. It was hard to insert of course, but, what was much worse — it was always just a hair away from falling in. The base is barely wider than the hollow stem, and a lot softer than a gummi bear. After my experiences with the severin, I just couldn't live with the mental discomfort, so I threw out both the medium and large versions. Had that thing been stiffer, say as stiff as a typical titanmen tool, and had the base been safe, I would have used it to this day.

    There is one more hollow plug type, from Oxballs (pig-hole fuckplug), but I haven't tried them. These are silicone, with shore A at 25, so should be a lot harder. Maybe this is what you might consider as a lube launcher of sorts. They tend to be expensive though.

    There are also 'douche plugs', but again, haven't tried. If you need pointers for all these things, let me know.

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    Thursday;s child [sign in to see picture]
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    Try Shopholistic. www.shopholistic.co.uk They sell Higginson's syringes and extension colon tubes. I prefer the Depezer Pattern which has a mushroom shaped tip with 4 holes in the end allowing water flow.

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    Mint [sign in to see picture]
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    Willing to try anal but don't have the balls to do it. Maybe someday.

    OH is mote willing to try.

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    CR lover [sign in to see picture]
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    Just waiting to order a strap on, untill then it my OH fingers as we had a not quite so amusing experiance with a vegetable and condom :D

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    Vanquish [sign in to see picture]
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    Repliquant, have you seen the MEO 24/7 aluminium strestching ring? I scratched the idea of owning the PerfectFit tunnel because of your review. The MEO looks high quality, still worried about it slipping in. Not much of a flange.

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    Adjust your diet to more fruits and veg and increase water intake. This will help with bowel movements to help get them more complete.

    If you are looking for deep anal play then probably go for an enema kit as opposed to a douche kit. Also if you plan your deep play, then reduce food intake and increase purely liquid intake for a day or so before.

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    MrBulgehump [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm glad I found this thread as hygiene is a concern I have too.

    Must check out some of these products now.

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    I'd avoid laxatives and the like all together. As previously mentioned, I've also had a lot of exploratory surgery with involved Kleenprep and Picolax and I can tell you, you do not feel in the mood afterwards!

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    repliquant [sign in to see picture]
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    Vanquish wrote:

    Repliquant, have you seen the MEO 24/7 aluminium strestching ring? I scratched the idea of owning the PerfectFit tunnel because of your review. The MEO looks high quality, still worried about it slipping in. Not much of a flange.

    Well, I gave up on the idea after the tunnel, and since then figured out how to lubricate up deep without the need for such doohickeys.

    Looked up the meo now, and I'm not sure what these objects have to do with rings, or stretching for that matter ;)

    Their sizing labels are also amusing, but at least they had a good idea to start from XS (unlike the übersilly glass toy line from Icon Brands, for example). I'm sure aluminium will work better than the chewed bubblegum slash gummi bear half-goo of the tunnel, but you are right that the base is barely there. Would it kill them to make it larger? At least highly oval would do if they're worried about wearability, but then again I have no idea just who would like to ventillate their butt all the time, or indeed pollute the atmosphere in the vicinity with methane and such ;) The inner diameters of these things are less of an issue with the meo than with the tunnel, because with metal you don't get so much drag, and if the point of using this toy is to insert some other object inside, such as the nozzle, then it's no longer certain that said object will drag the tunnel past the sphincters. Still, for safety, probably best to go for the L/XL versions, and nurse the doopid thing at all times, unless you are certain that you won't be moving, or doing anything that would make you clench/reclench your sphincter muscles.

    I guess it all depends on what you want to use this for. So, this looks better than the pathetic tunnels from perfect fit, but still doesn't look too safe to me. Then there is stuff from oxballs. Made from asphalt though, entirely or in large part, so I never bothered to check those out.

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    Vanquish [sign in to see picture]
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    Well I'm looking at these items purely for the novelty factor, it's something new. The hole in the plug is for extended wear as these are dialators. I've never been able to wear anything for a longer period [never really even wanted to] because the pressure would just build up and it became uncomfortable. And I don't fart all the time, yet it's different without the plug in. There are even little plugs that come with these meo tunnels, to cap them. ;)

    But the meo is expensive.

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    repliquant [sign in to see picture]
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    Vanquish wrote:

    Well I'm looking at these items purely for the novelty factor, it's something new. The hole in the plug is for extended wear as these are dialators. I've never been able to wear anything for a longer period [never really even wanted to] because the pressure would just build up and it became uncomfortable. And I don't fart all the time, yet it's different without the plug in. There are even little plugs that come with these meo tunnels, to cap them. ;)

    But the meo is expensive.

    Not sure it is a good idea to try dilation with a material as hard as metal (or glass, or ceramics) alone (at least at medium levels or larger). These are hard on the tissues, and force even not too excessive may cause injury. Rather — well, at least from my experience — in order to play with a glass toy of a certain girth I had to be warmed up / dilated to a level higher than that of the hard toy.

    I'm the same as you regarding long-term wear. I have only one toy that I use that way, seldom too, and only because it is in the goldilocks zone in every respect except fireworks. Not too big, not too small; not too hard, not too soft, and of the shape which is just right.

    Regarding volatiles, I have never got to test myself, as I destroyed the tunnels asap, but I read a review from someone who actually tried to use a tunnel long-term. With an 'instrument' like this, you lose all control over gas containment/displacement. The results were entirely predictable, I should say, and I'm glad someone tested it for me ;)

    If you just want to try this kind of toy as a novelty, then I would go for the meo, due to hardness. Who knows, perhaps the base width will be enough for you to keep it in and hold on to it, and at least you'll know that it won't bend and cause the entire doohickey to dive in.

    As for the price, it's not that expensive...

    It's nice to see that different companies are iterating on the original, pathetic design. One day, they may even make a fully usable/safe toy ;)

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    I'm worried about the size. I want the medium and it says it has a 6cm diameter. I can take a tapered 6cm plug quite easily after a 30-45min warmup. So I'm not sure if my eyes are bigger than my ass.

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    Vanquish wrote:

    I'm worried about the size. I want the medium and it says it has a 6cm diameter. I can take a tapered 6cm plug quite easily after a 30-45min warmup. So I'm not sure if my eyes are bigger than my ass.

    If 60 mm is your current softer-toy limit, then you may experience some difficulty. Do you have anything larger than that? There are some cheap toys that are very good for staged dilation warmup. Something like the Triple Ripple Large from Doc Johnson should do the trick — its largest bulge is 63 mm, so just right for the purpose. Also, sliding on and off the second, 59 mm bulge, staying on the second gap for a while and playing with conscious muscle control — will help you get used to the girth better than a simple plug.

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    Vanquish [sign in to see picture]
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    I have the Titanmen Tool #4. Can't get all three inside, half way up the third. Will probably have to buy the small because I would probably never use it if I had to stretch to 8" circumfence to get it in.

    Funny note, been googling for reviews of the original tunnel, came across a review on some other large website, comparing the material to haribo bears and though to myself hey there's someone else using that analogy.Then I saw it's your review. ;)

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