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    magical [sign in to see picture]
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    Well I'm brand new.. Not only to this site/forum but to 'sex' too. I decided to buy a dildo on a whim yesterday. I'd been thinking about it for a while. Now all day I've been basically freaking out haha I'm worried about it getting delivered. I live with my mum and I don't think she will take this very well. I'm praying that it gets delivered without incident and she doesn't find out

    I had no sex drive up until very recently. I had a boyfriend a few years ago and he wanted to do stuff but I wasn't interested. I've been watching porn for a few years though. I'm quite a reserved person so I'm nervous to even post this.. Haha

    Little Strummer Boy [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello and welcome,

    Lovehoney have some of the most discreet packaging available with no branding or labels what so ever(just a postal address) so it should arrive without incident.

    I too am relatively new to sex and exploration but everyone on here is so welcome and understanding and is here to help each other.

    Hopefully you get a chance to explore

    Dafydd32 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Magical.

    Welcome to the site. No need to feel embarrased at all. I think we are all in the same boat here. Lol. As long as you feel relaxed and have and enjoy yourself then thats the most important. Hopefully you will really enjoy your first dildo and come back for more. Lol. Sex toys can get a bit addictive. Ha ha. Anyway.... have loads of fun exploring your newly discovered sex drive i look forward to hearing the very happy results.

    Take care and have lots of fun, x x

    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi welcome to the forum. Have fun we are all nice and loads of information on here for you . Package is in a brown box plain and simple can be passed off as anything you want it to be . Yes be warned its addictive

    SophieM [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello, and welcome. :)

    I'll echo what has already been said here. Packages are a really discreet brown box with no disinctive labels, there is only a returns address marked as 'LH Trading' in really small print. I also live at home with my family and none of them have suspected anything when my parcel's arrive.

    Everyone here is lovely! And yes, you will get addicted! I've spent a small fortune since buying my first toy here 3 months ago. :P

    Have fun and enjoy x

    mrs average [sign in to see picture]
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    I think as long as your mum doesn't get on at you about wanting to know what your package is you'll be fine. All packages are plain and she'll only know what it is if she's used Lovehoney herself.

    Welcome and enjoy the forum, it's very friendly and informative. :-)

    Hazy [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 5 Jan 2012

    Hello and welcome to the forums :)

    new toys are exciting!

    As for anybody knowing whats in the box, it is highly unliely. I usually pretend i've bought shoes or books, but the boxes are so generic that they can be passed off as anything (size permitting).

    I hope you enjoy your new dildo and being part of our community.


    magical [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 20 Mar 2013

    Thank you so much everyone :) I feel better about it now!

    Tomcatter [sign in to see picture]
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    Welcome, out of interest which one did you buy, would be interested in knowing your opinion on it :)

    tied n teased [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 16 Mar 2013

    my wife is always up for some lovin but whenever i bring up maybe trying a sex toy she says she not interested in playing with plastic, so i have ordered a set of cock rings a set sex favours dice , and a bottle of lube i am waiting for it to be delivered as we are going away tomorrow for a night in a hotel , i hope this changes her mind.

    James and Michelle (mr and mrs) [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Magical and welcome

    Just to back up other comments, I have placed 3 orders with LH and they all came is plain brown boxes (similar to shoe boxes) with no scary names on the front so don’t wory you should be safe. Just tell your mum there some new shoes or something similar lol

    Watching porn and using toys is pretty normal I think so no need to be embarrassed.

    This is a good web site with good forums and understanding/helpful people and I think you will enjoy it.

    tied n teased [sign in to see picture]
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    i have just recd my first order and yes it came in plain packaging very good ,very pleased, cant wait to try out the goods..

    Rob 516 [sign in to see picture]
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    Dont worry about arrival. just worry about have too much fun haha. dont worry about your mother to be honest they know you have "needs".

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