• "dirty talk" lovers, what phrases in particular send you over the edge?

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    Fluffbags [sign in to see picture]
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    Horny Glass Lover wrote:

    Am I the only one who doesn't get as turned on by the usual 'oh baby oh baby'? :(

    Nope you are not. Its a bit "porny" if over used. Which reminds me of a spoof porn my partner and I came across a few weeks ago where voice overs were added and the guy kept on saying "hup, hup, ahhh there it is" Like over and over...

    Now its become a phrase we use daily...kinda like "Thats what she said"

    The first time he used it was in bed, when he had my pants down and I unzipped his jeans and he just went "Hup, Hup...there it is" ....cue hysterics and sex finished for a while lol

    I got him back a few times though...like when hekept "missing" the right entrance shall we say and when he eventually found it I went "Hup there it is" lol...I think we are systematically destroying our own sex life with humour lol :D

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    Fluffbags wrote:

    Horny Glass Lover wrote:

    Am I the only one who doesn't get as turned on by the usual 'oh baby oh baby'? :(

    Nope you are not. Its a bit "porny" if over used. Which reminds me of a spoof porn my partner and I came across a few weeks ago where voice overs were added and the guy kept on saying "hup, hup, ahhh there it is" Like over and over...

    Now its become a phrase we use daily...kinda like "Thats what she said"

    The first time he used it was in bed, when he had my pants down and I unzipped his jeans and he just went "Hup, Hup...there it is" ....cue hysterics and sex finished for a while lol

    I got him back a few times though...like when hekept "missing" the right entrance shall we say and when he eventually found it I went "Hup there it is" lol...I think we are systematically destroying our own sex life with humour lol :D

    Humour is a good thing though ;-)

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    Being called a filthy slut or a whore does it for me.

    Xx

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    jimm88 wrote:

    I like being told I'm a good or bad girl.
    And told im going to be punished.

    Another one is being told to be quiet. ..

    ...shut up...you bad girl....and be quiet......xxx....there's a good girl.......

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    ....oh yes, almost forgot...spanked botty for you too ....

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    flithy slut??? yep, that will do it for me too,

    Being called baby or any such ' nice name' then swiftly being called dirty, filthy or a slut and im putty in their hands.

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    me and the OH dont really do dirty talk, I like to try it but im worried it my not be enjoyed by OH the first time and I may end up in the dog house lol

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    FoxyStoat wrote:

    jimm88 wrote:

    I like being told I'm a good or bad girl.
    And told im going to be punished.

    Another one is being told to be quiet. ..

    ...shut up...you bad girl....and be quiet......xxx....there's a good girl.......

    Mmm like that ;)
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    When OH talks about her fantasy man and what they do with each other, works every time for me

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    Good girl or bad girl mixed with slut and whore

    Woman after my own heart right there

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    Pausing at the entrance and saying..... "Is this what you want? Where do you want me to put my hard cock?"

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    "take me up stairs and give me a damn good seeing to" she said to me once.

    I took her upstairs and indeed did give her a damn good thrashing.

    She threw up all over the newly steam cleaned carpet........best pre shag line she ever uttered...

    only time she ever uttered it.....

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    Another one who loves to be called a filthy slut and told exactly what he is going to do to me.

    I also love him telling me what to do, "spread your legs", "suck my cock", "on your knees" that kind of thing.

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    She hasn't talked dirty to me, But I have to her countless times...

    For her the following have always worked -

    Come for me you dirty whore!

    You like that dont you, You little slut?!

    Let go Baby, Thats it, Good Girl......

    ETC.

    ( Of course I dont mean any of it literally, Apart from the third one lol! )

    If she ever Talked dirty to me,

    I think phrases like the following would send me over...

    Come For Me.

    Oh you messy boy! Look at the mess you're making.

    Give me your load NOW!

    I want it in/on my Ass/Tits/Mouth/Face/Pussy/Hands/ etc NOW!

    If you come before I give you permission, You will be punished! ( Of course I would, Wanting "punishment" lol! )

    Wow, The Sub in me is out to play toonight lmao :)

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    I went off dirty talk after staying over at an ex's few years ago. We where sat out in the garden and heard the next door neighbours 3yr old boy repeating some of the filth that had come out of my mouth the night before. Clearly he had heard everything. I decided on a future policy of "if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything".

    I did date a guy who was excellent at dirty talk. He had a very low deep voice and would whisper stuff like "you dirty little cock sucking whore, I'm gonna make you cum so much you're gonna be begging me to stop". Sadly he was a total wanker and I never did find out if he could walk as well as he talked. metaphorically speaking.

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    Beinge begged by my other hard to 'fuck her' or 'fuck her harder' usually ends up the other way with me getting over excited haha!

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