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Hi thinking about buying penis stretcher do they work? would like about extra inch plus girth has anybody used one.  Hope you can help

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Pretty sure they don't! have to make do with what you've got!

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Was tempted to say pretty similar to be honest.

But then again - not owning the required equipment im not qulified to do so.

But from a woman's point of view - its not what you got, its what you do with it that matters.

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I imagine that if it works, it's a very temporary effect. If there was something that worked permanently, it would be a lot more well known..

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out here in the country, if we need a little extra width/length we just piss up an electric fence !

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and then we head off to the doctors saying " can you take away the pain but keep the swelling"

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Wow spankme, somewhere l have an e.mail of someone who pissed on an electric fence- his dick looks like a currant and as for stretching, a guy who is hanging by his balls from a beam !!! Something had definately stretched but not sur it was cocky. I echo the notion if it was possible we would have heard, but then they do elongated ear lobes don't they !! so maybe, just maybe!!

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According the The Register, there does appear to be at least one stretcher which might work: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/06/italian_research/

Looked at their claimed increases in size and thought "hey, sounds good, always nice to have another inch and a half". Then I realised what I'd end up with and decided maybe that wouldn't be sure a good thing, don't want to scare women off...

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Liberal wrote:

According the The Register, there does appear to be at least one stretcher which might work: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/06/italian_research/

Looked at their claimed increases in size and thought "hey, sounds good, always nice to have another inch and a half". Then I realised what I'd end up with and decided maybe that wouldn't be sure a good thing, don't want to scare women off...

It's this baby that they're all talking about.  From The Daily Telegraph to The Sun, the papers are, it seems,  very *ahem* excited by the new research!

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It's http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4947125/Penis-contraption-extends-manhood-by-a-third.html to http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2298031.ece, the papers are, it seems,  very *ahem* excited by http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-03/w-pei030509.php!

wow making your cock bigger aint cheap is it?

to be honest i really dont think size matters at all to women, i think its just men that worry and even think about it! as whats been said above its not the size that matters but what u do with it!

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If penis stretches worked then my Nephew (3 &  half) would have a two foot tally whacker, He pulls & stretches it down past his knees & runs off to show anyone he can find.  He was a f'ing nightmare at Centre Parcs!

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Nexas wrote:

And it's only for the flacid penis, which shouldn't matter much really. Surely the erect penis is what matters more?

If you have a look at their website, they claim the increse is for both flaccid and erect length because you're actually growing new tissue, so it will increase for both proportionally. Or at least that's the claim.

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Mucky Duck wrote:

If penis stretches worked then my Nephew (3 &  half) would have a two foot tally whacker, He pulls & stretches it down past his knees & runs off to show anyone he can find.  He was a f'ing nightmare at Centre Parcs!

Haha brilliant, my little nephew does that all the time as well... with the phrase "Leave it alone or it'll drop off" getting shouted afterwards :p

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Geordie_Paul wrote:

Mucky Duck wrote:

If penis stretches worked then my Nephew (3 &  half) would have a two foot tally whacker, He pulls & stretches it down past his knees & runs off to show anyone he can find.  He was a f'ing nightmare at Centre Parcs!

Haha brilliant, my little nephew does that all the time as well... with the phrase "Leave it alone or it'll drop off" getting shouted afterwards :p

Now there's a way to put a person off their genitals for life...

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Lubyanka wrote:

 

Geordie_Paul wrote:

Mucky Duck wrote:

If penis stretches worked then my Nephew (3 &  half) would have a two foot tally whacker, He pulls & stretches it down past his knees & runs off to show anyone he can find.  He was a f'ing nightmare at Centre Parcs!

Haha brilliant, my little nephew does that all the time as well... with the phrase "Leave it alone or it'll drop off" getting shouted afterwards :p

Now there's a way to put a person off their genitals for life...

haha it's alright, I used to do the same and get the same shouted to me when I was a kid.... and now I tend to tug on it even more

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Nexas wrote:

See, I don't believe that. I know that they've been shown to extend the length of the flacid penis, but I've never seen any study to say that it affected the erect state.

I guess penis pumps might well have that problem because all they are doing is causing blood to flow into the tissues, but this stretching method appears to work on the same principle as exercise - micro tears in the muscles repairing themselves and leaving you with more muscle. Or in this case spongie tissue, but same principle.

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