• Interesting uses for sperm :P

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    Clown Feet [sign in to see picture]
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    Here you go. An interesting little article that should encourage you to bottle every drop. And could also go some way to explaining why Cliff Richard still looks so spritely.

    http://io9.com/5938114/eight-things-you-didnt-know-you-could-do-with-human-sperm

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    It has its ritual uses too :)

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    Horny Glass Lover wrote:

    It has its ritual uses too :)

    wot do u like 2 do with it? :P

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    Horny Glass Lover [sign in to see picture]
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    work with it, paint with it, wear it lol

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    let me know if u need donations lol

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    Clown Feet [sign in to see picture]
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    I certainly wouldn't go to dinner with someone who owns the cookbook :O

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    haha m1... tempting. Haha aww clown,

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    Clown Feet [sign in to see picture]
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    "Hmm, lovely rice pudding. Who made it?"

    "Oh, my brothers and myself all had a hand in it"

    :O

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    lol!!

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    Horny Glass Lover wrote:

    haha m1... tempting. Haha aww clown,

    little m1 is stood 2 attaention n awaiting orders ;)

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    lol...

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    Imagine... going to stir the pudding at some random house, my sweet :D ewww

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    meowmeow wrote:

    Imagine... going to stir the pudding at some random house, my sweet :D ewww

    No thank you. My pudding is sweeter at home :D

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    I know, I know that is why i never try any other brand ;)

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    You could re name the song "Paint it Black" :P

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    I'm the first person to want to believe that semen has all sorts of amazing uses that will incentivize women to coat their outsides and insides with it.

    But I have to say that list is just complete nonsense.

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    Not nonsence in my world

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    yes I cum across this on the internet once.... LOL

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Lol!

    But seriously, for anyone who wants to believe that sperms is good for rejuvinating skin, you really ought to know that the reason for this 'legend' is because of the tightening effect it has on skin. The reason for the tightening effect is because it dries the skin out. So as a matter of fact, using sperm as a face cream will likely only make your skin worse.

    Shhhh, ffs. I have my girlfriend believing this :P

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    Nonsense?!?!?

    Not nonsense.... Good clean fun! ;)

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