• what do u and ur OH's call ur private bits?

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    rach74 [sign in to see picture]
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    R6DGK wrote:

    Beaver for the girl, dick or cock for the guy for us two.

    i cant beleive you mrs calls her bits beaver, she is the only girl i know that likes that word for their bits

    i think it depends when in general speak its cute names etc but then when in naughty mode turns into more bad naughty names lol

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    cheekylilmonkey [sign in to see picture]
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    rach74 wrote:

    R6DGK wrote:

    Beaver for the girl, dick or cock for the guy for us two.

    i cant beleive you mrs calls her bits beaver, she is the only girl i know that likes that word for their bits

    i think it depends when in general speak its cute names etc but then when in naughty mode turns into more bad naughty names lol

    i agree lol most people dont like the beaver one haha xx

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    Twinkle and Wilf

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    Naked_butler [sign in to see picture]
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    wilf.... awesome haha

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    georgie69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Omg one of my best friends nicknames is Wilf.....just wait till I tell him lol

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    Lou22 [sign in to see picture]
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    My neighbours called Wilf. Probably won't mention it to him though :-)

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    fistinglover69 [sign in to see picture]
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    oh dear, we just call ours cock/willy and vagina/vag :(

    when im in between its a "bearded clam" ahahaha

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    I call mine underused. I think cock is ok but still can't find a useable word for a vagina. But there are plenty of female names that I don't like with vaj topping the bill, I think the wrong name can be a huge turn off.

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    cheekylilmonkey [sign in to see picture]
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    Love my slave wrote:

    I call mine underused. I think cock is ok but still can't find a useable word for a vagina. But there are plenty of female names that I don't like with vaj topping the bill, I think the wrong name can be a huge turn off.

    lol @ underused... n yh vaj is not a v nice one xx

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    cheekylilmonkey wrote:

    i call mine so many diff names..like.. my lady garden...my mini...my lulu...what names do u have for urs? or what do u call ur partners? xx

    I used to call mine my mini when i was little,
    since then when in normal conversation its my foo-foo since my mum called talc, foo-foo powder but when being naughty its my pussy his is always his cock xx

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    Curious Male wrote:

    When not horny my fb calls mine willy, when she wants it, it becomes cock.

    Have heard spunk called willy white stuff and willy worms.

    Aha! best name ive ever heard cum be called was "jesus juice" which when i was pregnant i also called gavascon "jesus juice" because i think the liquid gavascon has the same texture lol

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    naughtywildfun90 [sign in to see picture]
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    also when i was pregnant, because it was a particularly bad pregnancy hubbys "tumbleweed" (pubic hair) went grey, earning his cock the name of "gandalf the grey" haha xx

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    c00kie [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't think i have ever given or recieved nicknames for private parts, with any sexual partener. Interesting. I'll think of something now i think, it'll make my OH giggle! :)

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    Girlfriend has a strawberry punnet......... I have a Wilbur!

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    Naked_butler [sign in to see picture]
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    my gf calls hers her judy.... got the name from her friend who used the word

    mine is lil rocco cos a pornstar once told me i reminded her of rocco siffredi

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    C*ck and c*nt - she thinks the latter word needs 'reclaiming' from the abusive term it has become. We have played with a lady in a club who called hers her 'front bottom' which really amused us, we thought it very twee for a swinger!

    G's ex called her pubic hair 'my little mat.'

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    D/s couple [sign in to see picture]
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    Plain old Cock & C**t for us!

    Depending on who is saying it her parts will commonly be refered to as "My property" or "Your property".

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    Tuppy and todger!

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    Aqualaria [sign in to see picture]
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    No silly names for us - cock and pussy, usually with an in-context adjective before hand.

    C**t is used occasionally, usually when one of us wants less of a "making love" session and more of a good hard f*ck.

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    Don't ask me how it started but somehow mine is named after a US state that is of similar spelling to the scientifically correct word for female genitals.

    Country roooads, take me hoooome.

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