Dirty Text Messages

An often discussed topic in these here forums is text sex!

As it is Valentines and a lot of people are in long distance relationships, a naughty text message could be just the thing to brighten up your partner's day!

LoveHoney has produced a series of blogs which started yesterday and will finish on Saturday that tackles this tricky topic. The blogs will aim to tell you how to do it, how not to do it and give you some naughty phrases to try out on your partner!

Do you have any tips to add to the blogs? Or do you have any text messages that have really got you going that you want to share? What do you think of photo messaging?

 If I had one tip for text sex, I'd suggest making a detailed narrative of all the hot things you're either remembering doing in the past, thinking of doing now or in future, doing in the moment, or want to do right now.  I think the key is in the hot details and in order of doing - I find that those details make what you're thinking easier for the other person to imagine.

 Oh, and I'm not too interested in photo messaging - the camera on my phone sucks, and my imagination makes much prettier pictures.  :)

my tip would be if you're forgetfull try to move the messages off your phone. i once lost my phone with a series of saucy texts on it!

sweetlove666 wrote:

my tip would be if you're forgetfull try to move the messages off your phone. i once lost my phone with a series of saucy texts on it!

my tip is password protect your phone if you keep any saucy texts on it!!

oh - and saucy texts and photo & video messages can be great fun indeed

text sex is great and exciting but doesnt beat the sound of your OH's voice whispering in your ear how much they want to fuck you

sweetlove666 wrote:

my tip would be if you're forgetfull try to move the messages off your phone. i once lost my phone with a series of saucy texts on it!

I lost a phone with saucy photos on it :S

I got it back from a very nice man who found it on the train after I'd sent a text to the phone with my home contact details on, but I dread to think how much he'd explored the phone trying to find out its owner before that!

Dirty texts can be tricky to get right if you're with a new partner and boundaries haven't been established yet. I like Lubyanka's idea of going for things you've already done and noted that they enjoy.

Personally, I'm all about using words to paint a picture and turn the recepient on. It's something I've done whenever I can, and I love it.

Wonders where all these misplaced mobile phones end up in the end!!!

TB

i send dirty txts all the time. i would absoluty die if i lost my phone, My biggest concern though is that my son likes to try and read them when i get one if the phones on charge. Or when people borrow my phone at work and then go and wander off to make thier calls. perhaps i worry so much because i would look at peoples messages if i got the chance. I would serve me right i suppose but im just so nosey.

lol its not like it against the law to send saucy texts. you just have to tell your son to stop reading your messages.

i think loosing the phone isnt the issue, its if you get it back again!

my tip would be to get dirtier with each text

There isnt much dirtier to get really, not without offending the recipitant. ?That includes not only my boss. The ones i get in return are very filthy, and one of the teenage lads that works for me. I was very gentle with him to start with so if need be i could deny any wrong doings. Now when ever i need him to do any overtime i always offer payment in kind.

In these days of recession it should be recognised just how much money im saving my company.

Because I am in a long distance relationship, me and my girlfriend often send sex texts and send saucy pictures. Also we sometimes have phone sex whilst exploring ourselves.

My tip is...

Just go into detail about what parts you are going to please and use adjectives such as... Lick, suck, bite etc etc. That always makes my girlfriend get that funny feeling in her stomach (In a good way lol).

I love getting sexy texts while I am at work.  Doesn't happen often enough for me, but perhaps I am greedy.  Does the quality of my work suffer?  Well, I think it mainly just cheers me up, but with the right words and phrases I am sure my work rate decreases.  :-)

i love text sex i spent the whole day on fri slowly buildin my OH on friday and by the time i got in he was ready 2 pounce its a great way of keepin relationship fresh tho beware dont make it an everyday thing it wont have the same effect ;) xx 

lolwelshgal wrote:

i love text sex i spent the whole day on fri slowly buildin my OH on friday and by the time i got in he was ready 2 pounce its a great way of keepin relationship fresh tho beware dont make it an everyday thing it wont have the same effect ;) xx 

not sure about that last point!?  I had to get a new phone contract after racking up £20 on texts in about 3 days - thank god for unlimited Text deals (shame picture and video MMSes are not included )

But you have a point if you get to see your OH every day - some of us have the 'opportunity' for building the OH up over many, many, days

sexelle wrote:

text sex is great and exciting but doesnt beat the sound of your OH's voice whispering in your ear how much they want to fuck you

Da da.... and there you have it !! don't have to squint at the screen to try and read the text message!! AND THE PRINTED WORD JUST NEVER CONVEYS THE SAME INTENSITY OF FEELING !!!

TB

tallboy247 wrote:

sexelle wrote:

text sex is great and exciting but doesnt beat the sound of your OH's voice whispering in your ear how much they want to fuck you

Da da.... and there you have it !! don't have to squint at the screen to try and read the text message!! AND THE PRINTED WORD JUST NEVER CONVEYS THE SAME INTENSITY OF FEELING !!!

TB

Couldn't agree more.  Combine the voice with the touch and the look and you have the Holy Trinity of Good Sex

Andserkiel wrote:

I haven't had text sex for a while but an old school friend texted me the other day calling me a "kinky bitch" and I nearly dropped my phone in shock haha

Cos of the text or the friend Andserkiel !!!!

TB

Andserkiel wrote:

tallboy247 wrote:

Andserkiel wrote:

I haven't had text sex for a while but an old school friend texted me the other day calling me a "kinky bitch" and I nearly dropped my phone in shock haha

Cos of the text or the friend Andserkiel !!!!

TB

Both! XD Someone I used to have strong feelings for at school/college but alas they did not return them so that was mainly the reason behind the shock. Never imagined the day I'ld hear (read) something like that from them aimed at me ahaha

I know the feeling Andserkiel, a guy that I loved, well, whom i thought i loved more than anything for a huge chunk of my life, he was my first love if you will, he always didnt show interest and then last year, out of the blue, he added me on facebook and started telling me i was hot and stuff, it really catches you off guard, I was so shocked!!

x x x

 Ack, they always ignore you when you're interested, it's only when you give up on them and turn your interest elsewhere that they decide to finally get a wiggle on and do something!  That's my experience, anyhow.

This is why I like to do my own shopping.  I choose my candidates, grill them for a weekend, and then decide whether I want to offer them a trial position.  If I don't, I'm not interested, if I do, I go by their reply at the time.  I don't hang about.  :)

(kink rocks, innit)