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    Say a sentance you have used to turn someone on... or a sentace that turned you on. GO! :p

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    as it got late at a family party, the girl I was getting frisky with said - "How about the churchyard?" Its the only time I've ever voluntarily gone to church ;-)

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    "would you like me to caramelise your onions"

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    rofl well these..... are so sexy!!!

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    I'm wearing my new toy ;-)

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    On our first date Mrs G said " we dont have to go home JUST yet do we"?

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    When my OH says to me. . ."I'll get the bill"

    Well, wow! I love it when she says that!

    SG

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    Theres me saying shit like im going to cum soo deep inside your pussy (as she's pinned down) when i shouldve said i'll caramelise your onions
    Dohhh *slaps forehead*

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    'You're not expected home tonight are you?'

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    Riddler, I was helping her do a curry, the gas got turned off for 30 minutes ha ha ha ha

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    Im wearing your worn underwear

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    Riddler001 wrote:

    Theres me saying shit like im going to cum soo deep inside your pussy (as she's pinned down) when i shouldve said i'll caramelise your onions
    Dohhh *slaps forehead*

    hahahahahaha!!!!!!! i was expecting more of what you were going to say! still pretty funny :P

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    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    When my OH says to me. . ."I'll get the bill"

    Well, wow! I love it when she says that!

    SG

    my wife comes here on Friday ive gotta teach her that in German lmao

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    haresandbb's wrote:

    Riddler001 wrote:

    Theres me saying shit like im going to cum soo deep inside your pussy (as she's pinned down) when i shouldve said i'll caramelise your onions
    Dohhh *slaps forehead*

    hahahahahaha!!!!!!! i was expecting more of what you were going to say! still pretty funny :P

    haha :P

    so you havent told us any of your sentences??

    and gunther..im just kidding, couldnt help myself, was there for the taking, bit like the rest of her vegetables i guess hehe

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    youve got the wrong end of the stick...we wernt in bed but in the kitchen, within 2 mins of me saying "would you like me to caramelise your onions" the curry was forgotten and we were at it

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    gunther wrote:

    youve got the wrong end of the stick...we wernt in bed but in the kitchen, withing 2 mins of me saying "would you like me to caramelise your onions" the curry was forgotten and we were at it

    lol, sounds like a good day

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    Ill never forget the episode of men behaving badly where she said "I want you to fertilise me like Ive never been fertilised before....funny and erotic

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    see if you can get a better score than me then while i'm trying to distact you......see how you like it.

    said to a boy after i was trying to play a game and he was huphem distracting me.

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    haresandbb's wrote:

    see if you can get a better score than me then while i'm trying to distact you......see how you like it.

    said to a boy after i was trying to play a game and he was huphem distracting me.

    hmm..interesting!
    what sentences turn you on then?

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    i think it depends on the moment and whos saying it. i want you right now or i could take you right now or i could have you... etc lol

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