• whats the best chat up lines you've heard or used??

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    My current favourite is..show a girl your watch and say "my watch is magic, it can tell if a woman is wearing underwear or not and wellll...it's telling me you don't have any on"

    When she says she does have underwear on, reply back "oh damn..must be an hour fast"

    ha!

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    A guy I worked with wanted to buy a Harley Davidson purely to say to women "will the keys to my Harley fit in your handbag" I thought that just sounded crap (specially since he couldnt ride one)

    would that work with you ladies?

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    "Fancy a shag?" "NO!" "Mind lying there while I have one?"

    Never used it or heard of it used but always makes me laugh :)

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    a mate of mine used to say "give me a wank with your fanny" ....dont think that worked much though

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