• Caught by the monster in law!!! What to do?!?!?!

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    lauras8 [sign in to see picture]
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    that's exactly what I'm doing haha! and it;s just annoying how she hasn't mentioned it before, if it was that much of a problem for her she should have said it from the start :(

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    She might have just thought you wouldn't do it under her roof without asking permission anyway?

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    Speaking as a parent (my eldest is only 10, so not something i have to face just yet!), when my children reach that age I will accept that they are having sex, but i certainly won't want to be hearing them at it! I don't think that's unreasonable ;o)

    Try to put yourself in her position. You know your parents have/had sex, but would you be happy to listen to them at it?

    Good luck in your pursuit of the squirt! :o)

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    Oh I know but in the year I've been going out with my boyfriend it's happened twice, so I don't think that's too bad! At least she hasn't walked in on us haha!

    And thank you! :)

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    Twice in a year isn't too bad! When i was with my first 'proper' boyfriend his mum used to bang on the wall if i was getting too noisy! She never said a word about it tho, and when i saw her i just carried on like normal! haha. She thought the sun shone out my backside, the daughter she never had!

    Also, before i met my hubby i was engaged to another bloke. One evening we had been fooling about in his room and he came all over my chin and down my neck. It wasn't until i got home later that evening that i realized i had dried, crusty spooge all down my neck. I'd had a chat with his mum before i left, so she must've seen it! Cringe!

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    sorry no advice on the MIL situation but just curious what was oh doing to make u squirt lol? ive never managed but hubby would love this! xx

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    Its about respect as bumble says my daughter is 22 I am sure she has an active sex life but I dont want to hear it, any more than she would want to hear us. I used to sleep at my wifes house before we married sometimes, we never had sex though. "Monster in law" is hardly repectful, cultivate friendship with his mother she can be your biggest friend or worst enemy.

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    bumble wrote:

    Twice in a year isn't too bad! When i was with my first 'proper' boyfriend his mum used to bang on the wall if i was getting too noisy! She never said a word about it tho, and when i saw her i just carried on like normal! haha. She thought the sun shone out my backside, the daughter she never had!

    Also, before i met my hubby i was engaged to another bloke. One evening we had been fooling about in his room and he came all over my chin and down my neck. It wasn't until i got home later that evening that i realized i had dried, crusty spooge all down my neck. I'd had a chat with his mum before i left, so she must've seen it! Cringe!

    oh no how awful haha!

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    pinkk wrote:

    sorry no advice on the MIL situation but just curious what was oh doing to make u squirt lol? ive never managed but hubby would love this! xx

    Well.... I was lying on my back and he was just fingering me really deep with two fingers hittnig right against my g spot. Because I'd told him I wanted to try it I think it got him super-excited and then he really made a good effort to make me squirt and before we got interrupted, I could feel myself start doing it which is an accomplishment for me as I can't orgasm through sex :(

    good luck!! xx

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    Could be worse, I got caught giving my OH a BJ while he was in hospital. By the nurse.

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    hornyredhead wrote:

    Could be worse, I got caught giving my OH a BJ while he was in hospital. By the nurse.

    rated!! x

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    RishiTT wrote:

    hornyredhead wrote:

    Could be worse, I got caught giving my OH a BJ while he was in hospital. By the nurse.

    rated!! x

    would be worse if you caught a nurse lol

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    hornyredhead wrote:

    Could be worse, I got caught giving my OH a BJ while he was in hospital. By the nurse.

    hahahaha that's hilarious! bet it was hard to talk yourself out of that one!!

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    i want to know what happened after did she draw the curtains or call a halt?

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    I wouldn't mention it or worry too much. Pretty much everyone has had their parents or partners parents hear or see something.

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    just pretend it never happened

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    women who are loud sexually are so hot!

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    Luckily me and my OH are OK in this department! Im close enough to my mom to recommend which vibe she should buy, shes been in our room LOADS and seen my toys. My OH's mom actually used to make and sell bondage gear so we generally dont mind if they know what we get up to xx

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    I'd quite like to hear my parents having sex, I don't know, I've never been aware of it ever happening and I'm sure it does, but it would reassure me and make me happy if I could hear them enjoying themselves together :) not sure they would feel the same hearing me!

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