• Dirty talk and BJ

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    Mr D and Mrs D [sign in to see picture]
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    I love the thought of Mrs D talking dirty while giving me a blowjob. However, she feels quite silly doing it and can never think of what to say without getting repetitive. Do you or your other half do this and if so what kind of things do you say? We'd welcome any ideas. Thanks

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    morefun [sign in to see picture]
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    Thats what puts me off talking dirty because I can't think of alot and I feel like an idiot repeating myself. When I do it I only do it occasionally and usually when he is ''close'' so I don't have to struggle. At the same time though I would like to be less predictable as thats how I feel...

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    I can't say I've ever talked dirty whilst giving a blowjob. If anything, my OH tends to talk dirty to me whilst I'm doing it. But that can be very aggressive & nasty & whilst I can handle it as I'm used to it, I wouldn't reccommend it to those who are just starting out. Talking about practicality, it is rather hard for a woman to speak at all whilst giving a blowjob so maybe you should start. That might help give her ideas on what to say. And as for her feeling silly, well you just have to reassure her that it's not silly & that you really like it.

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    MrPink [sign in to see picture]
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    Artistic grunting and moaning is the order of the day. It's probably better if the chap keeps up some sort of running commentary to which the blower can respond with various noises depending on how far in it is. You know the sort of stuff:

    Him: 'you like that big cock in your mouth, don't you...

    Her: Hnnnmmmoourgh

    Him: That's right suck my monster dick and make me fill you with my cum ...

    Her: MMMnnnaarrgh

    and so on.

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    Dee_licious333 [sign in to see picture]
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    I love dirty talk too. Gets me sooooo excited. I love it when building up to an orgasm my husband begins to talk dirty to me. I wish he would sound like he meant it though. When I use the strap on for him .. i can be quite vocal myself and I really want him to feel like my bitch!!

    Never tried during a bj though, cant imagine trying to give a bj whilst talking dirty hmmm tricky

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    Mr D and Mrs D [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha yes I guess there are obvious practical problems with this.

    Should probably have pointed out that she tends to combine the bj with lots of hand action to prevent lock jaw ;)

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    I've done it a few times but I guess it depends on what you like to hear. I quite like to tease, so I tend to use my mouth until the guy is close to coming, then stop and talk dirty and say stuff like, 'how bad to you want your cock in my slutty mouth', 'mmmm you taste so good',' Im going to take every inch of you in me until you fill my mouth with your load' etc etc. Then i say stuff about how im touching myself and how wet I am, and make him beg for me to suck him again

    Then I continue because as saidpreviously, its pretty hard to talk dirty with your mouth full!!!

    I guess it helps If your really into it as the self consiousness tends to go away, and you dont really care what you say!!! Maybe she can read some erotica or something for ideas on what to say? Or maybe for the first couple of times you can talk dirty to her, and maybe tell her what youd like to hear her say?

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    Dirty talking is SO last century, dirty texting is where it's at now. All the cool, kids are doing it ;)

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    no one is getting me to talk whilst I'm practising my art of the perfect BJ!

    Although, when I'm being bent over, the usual "I'm a dirty fecking slut, punish me, I've been badddddd", tends to do the trick lol

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    i love dirty talk and have been told im quite good at it but my ex didnt do it for the above reasons, she struggled to think of things and would only say maybe one line near the "end"

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    brockleyfox wrote:

    Dirty talking is SO last century, dirty texting is where it's at now. All the cool, kids are doing it ;)

    Texting dirty is what we all did when mobiles first came out.. its very out of date now!! (youre right with `kids doing it though')

    I would prefer to talk and hear words.. sexy, hot, breathless words.. . mmmm

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    Dee_licious333 wrote:

    brockleyfox wrote:

    Dirty talking is SO last century, dirty texting is where it's at now. All the cool, kids are doing it ;)

    Texting dirty is what we all did when mobiles first came out.. its very out of date now!! (youre right with `kids doing it though')

    I would prefer to talk and hear words.. sexy, hot, breathless words.. . mmmm

    I agree. Dirty texting just reminds me of being a teenager. You can never be sure if the person on the other end is being as genuine as they make out either. Though I can be overly cynical sometimes haha. I'd much rather hear the desire in someone's voice. Nothing sexier than breathlessness.

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    MrPink wrote:

    Artistic grunting and moaning is the order of the day. It's probably better if the chap keeps up some sort of running commentary to which the blower can respond with various noises depending on how far in it is. You know the sort of stuff:

    Him: 'you like that big cock in your mouth, don't you...

    Her: Hnnnmmmoourgh

    Him: That's right suck my monster dick and make me fill you with my cum ...

    Her: MMMnnnaarrgh

    and so on.

    ha ha ha lol

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    Blueeyes82 wrote:

    no one is getting me to talk whilst I'm practising my art of the perfect BJ!

    Although, when I'm being bent over, the usual "I'm a dirty fecking slut, punish me, I've been badddddd", tends to do the trick lol

    My word!

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    brockleyfox [sign in to see picture]
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    When I said dirty texting I meant from you to the person giving you the blow job. I just found the imagery of that quite amusing. But the. Again I haven't slept much lately.

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    I love a good dirty text every now and then ;) but I've never really done dirty talk before. I think I'd feel a bit silly. But when I'm about to cum I quite often fantasise about my partner saying dirty things to me, usually involving going up my ass, and that sometimes helps to push me over the edge.

    As for dirty talk during a blow job... I think that's more of the guys job. For me, the girl is on her knees being submissive and giving the pleasure and the guy is the one in control. I like to have my hair pulled and my head pushed a little when I'm giving head but my boyfriend keeps his hands by his sides it's so frustrating!!

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    Yep, dirty texting is the way to go. Quite easy to do, just get a jigsaw from your nearest hardware store, cut a hole into the adjoining room, and pop your todger through it. Then all you need is two mobile phones!

    :P

    Seriously though, generally dirty talk is pretty good for me but (as the receiver) I'd really expect to be the one doing it. I'd rather she keep her mind on the task at hand ;)

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    Syd [sign in to see picture]
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    Have you read this L.C?

    Some good tips.

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    Dirty talk....mmmmm yes.

    Dirty texting....with my predictive text and typing skills, goodness knows what i would say if i ever got around to saying it at all!!! LOL

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    never speak with your mouthfullgirls

    its what my granny told me lol

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