• SOOO, Where is the weirdest place you have masturbated :)

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    MarcoJohnson [sign in to see picture]
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    In the back room of a church during mass, along time ago :)
    In a sleeping bag with 3 other guys in a tent, looking at playing cards (I was about 14)
    Toilet on a plane and train

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    sidewinder [sign in to see picture]
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    driving my 44ton lorry down m1 while oh was on other end of fone playin with her pussy

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    Zaquiel [sign in to see picture]
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    On the bridge of a cargo ship while on duty.... graveyard (midnight - 4am) watch gets boring when you are out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean....

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    MrGreyLover [sign in to see picture]
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    In school in a very boring lesson with a very hott teacher ha ha!

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    in a phone box to my girlfriend

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    killerbunny [sign in to see picture]
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    In school toilet many years ago.

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    killerbunny [sign in to see picture]
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    and in the toilet of my gf's parents once. She got me horny that day and I had to do it somewhere.

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    andrex [sign in to see picture]
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    I was in a BUPA hospital the day after a serious ankle op, I was in f***ing agony & one of the nurses in her crisp uniform leant over me to do something or other. After she left the room I had such a raging hard on that I had to have a wank, it wasn't gonna go down otherwise! Pleasure & pain for the first and only time!

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    Wetone [sign in to see picture]
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    Can usually masturbate anywhere with the right jeans on. Just sit up straight and rotate my hips and 'hey presto'. So lots of places.

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    lucky person Wetone

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    Wetone [sign in to see picture]
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    Lickmadick, I've got those lucky jeans on today ;)

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    Hen Night Toad [sign in to see picture]
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    On a golf course.

    Hit a shot in from off the green about 30 yards from the pin and instantly got an almighty erection.

    Realised there was no one around, went into the bushes and wanked away spunking onto the grass.

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    robin [sign in to see picture]
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    Somewhere high up in the mountains in France or Germany or Austria or somewhere on holiday with my parents when I was 14 / 15. Went for a walk on my own and came across a porn mag, probably Playboy but ws porn for me at the time. Had a wank in a field and had a feeling afterwards of being watched...

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    wildjezz [sign in to see picture]
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    Another place of mine.

    not to long ago i was sitting in my car which was parked outside my girlfriends parents house.

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    Cup of Tea [sign in to see picture]
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    Hidden away in some crags in Cornwall, looking over an empty beach during the sunset. It was a hot day, and the air was just beginning to cool and it felt wonderful, so I decided to commune with nature and take off my clothes. One thing led to another... but I felt very free and liberated.

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    naughtywildfun90 [sign in to see picture]
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    in my bedroom window :-) xx

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    cute [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh dear funny one really, being a green fingered girl getting nice and warm in my greenhouse, legs spread going for it, had strange looks and smiles from male neighbours for a few days after....

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    wildjezz [sign in to see picture]
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    I forgot about the Launderette they kept the local one unlocked all night so one night when walking home rather drunk after i had been clubbing i walked into the launderette and startted to put my hands down my trousers next thing i was having a full blown wank

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    sweetpurple [sign in to see picture]
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    Getting a hand job off an ex and on a side of a cliff and getting caught by the local lifeboat crew lol will never forget that one:P

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    sweetpurple [sign in to see picture]
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    Getting a hand job off an ex and on a side of a cliff and getting caught by the local lifeboat crew lol will never forget that one:P

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