SOOO, Where is the weirdest place you have masturbated :)

Pretty boring for me, just in toilets in work =S

 toilets at work seems popular,

o perhaps in van on way home from work

In the back room of a church during mass, along time ago :)
In a sleeping bag with 3 other guys in a tent, looking at playing cards (I was about 14)
Toilet on a plane and train

 driving  my 44ton lorry down m1 while oh was on other end of fone playin with her pussy 

On the bridge of a cargo ship while on duty.... graveyard (midnight - 4am) watch gets boring when you are out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean....

In school in a very boring lesson with a very hott teacher ha ha!

in a phone box to my girlfriend

In school toilet many years ago.

and in the toilet of my gf's parents once. She got me horny that day and I had to do it somewhere.

I was in a BUPA hospital the day after a serious ankle op, I was in f***ing agony & one of the nurses in her crisp uniform leant over me to do something or other. After she left the room I had such a raging hard on that I had to have a wank, it wasn't gonna go down otherwise! Pleasure & pain for the first and only time!

Can usually masturbate anywhere with the right jeans on. Just sit up straight and rotate my hips and 'hey presto'. So lots of places.

lucky person Wetone

Lickmadick, I've got those lucky jeans on today ;)

On a golf course.

Hit a shot in from off the green about 30 yards from the pin and instantly got an almighty erection.

Realised there was no one around, went into the bushes and wanked away spunking onto the grass.

 Somewhere high up in the mountains in France or Germany or Austria or somewhere on holiday with my parents when I was 14 / 15. Went for a walk on my own and  came across a porn mag, probably Playboy but ws porn for me at the time. Had a wank in a field and had a feeling afterwards of being watched...

Another place of mine. 

not to long ago i was sitting in my car which was parked outside my girlfriends parents house.

 Hidden away in some crags in Cornwall, looking over an empty beach during the sunset. It was a hot day, and the air was just beginning to cool and it felt wonderful, so I decided to commune with nature and take off my clothes. One thing led to another... but I felt very free and liberated.

 in my bedroom window :-) xx

Oh dear funny one really, being a green fingered girl getting nice and warm in my greenhouse, legs spread going for it, had strange looks and smiles from male neighbours for a few days after....

 I forgot about the Launderette they kept the local one unlocked all night so one night when walking home rather drunk after i had been clubbing i walked into the launderette and startted to put my hands down my trousers next thing i was having a full blown wank