• SOOO, Where is the weirdest place you have masturbated :)

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    chickylicky [sign in to see picture]
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    My friend and her boyf were having sex in the next bed in a caravan so I had to relieve myself I was so horny!

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    Shiny [sign in to see picture]
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    Oddest (well an early one anyway) when I was a young kid climbing a rope on a tree and the sensation made me come.......luckily I was on my own .......been loving it ever since.

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    Syd [sign in to see picture]
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    If wanking had a scale I would have to categorise myself as a moderate wanker. Still a wanker though .

    Maybe not an intense or obsessive wanker'. But a low level wanker.

    An aspirational wanker hoping to progress.

    Thats the beauty of lovehoney.

    All wankers are welcome!

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    Syd [sign in to see picture]
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    Just realised I left myself open there for a "you're not"

    ah well

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    Jay-87 [sign in to see picture]
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    In work, sat at my desk! Was awkward but got away with it!

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    Miss-C [sign in to see picture]
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    in the toilet on a plane on the way back from holiday.........apparently that doesn't count as the milehigh club....i say boo

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    Randy101 [sign in to see picture]
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    In the toilet of a mixed suana.

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    wildjezz [sign in to see picture]
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    When i was at school had to stay behind as i had been naughty,There was three other people in there plus teacher,This one girl i had the hots for so i put my hand into my pocket and started slowly rubbing my cock thinking about this girl,Boy did my underwear get sticky hehehe

    Next one i can think of is in a telephone box,Came out of a nightclub rather drunk and horny so found a good place to put my hand down my jeans,Anyone walking by it would of looked like i was making a telephone call.

    So many other places.

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    boing-boing [sign in to see picture]
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    My favourite was naked in the middle of a national park, miles away from anything, just after sunrise :)

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    DaPratsta [sign in to see picture]
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    Mine would be, as a bloke, the women's bathrooms at work (no women were in that day though, in case you were wondering)

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    benjy [sign in to see picture]
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    on a beach

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    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
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    probably the showers on a campsite.

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    Honeytongue [sign in to see picture]
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    I have been naughty and masturbated at a couple of famous places/landmarks

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    S&M sexy times [sign in to see picture]
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    Would this count as weird I'm not sure but I had my partner help me out on a late night walk home once, she gave me a hand job in a park.

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    Naughty_S [sign in to see picture]
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    On a busy train. Going to London. Sitting by a complete stranger.

    They didn't know. ;P

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    fistinglover69 [sign in to see picture]
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    i havent masturbated anywhere weird : (

    but i HAVE had an orgasm on the edge of a cliff, woop

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    MDgrape [sign in to see picture]
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    fistinglover69 wrote:

    i havent masturbated anywhere weird : (

    but i HAVE had an orgasm on the edge of a cliff, woop

    I nearly fell off after that episode : (

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    in a shed whilst on the phone at work

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    Pretty boring for me, just in toilets in work =S

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    dan559 [sign in to see picture]
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    toilets at work seems popular,

    o perhaps in van on way home from work

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