• Funny side of sex toys

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    naughtywildfun90 [sign in to see picture]
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    Something earlier reminded me of a funny/embarrassing anecdote i have about my 1st set of kegal balls.

    id had them in for about half an hour, taken them out and washed them, dried them off and put them back in my "goodie draw" and as it was a while back i cant remember why but something made me leave he draw open. when i returned to my "goodie draw" my balls were missing so i went searching and found them broken apart, on my dogs bed!! he had decided he wanted to "play ball" xx

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    Inked_Angel [sign in to see picture]
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    I was moving my bedroom furniture around and re-organising things. One of the things I did was get new storage boxes for my sex toys. I put all my pussy toys in one box, and anal toys in the other. Well, as I had all my toys tipped out on the bed, the man came to fix my boiler. I closed my bedroom door and let him in. Once he fixed the boiler, he wanted to check all the heaters in the house. He walked straight into my room and saw all my toys, and it wasnt 1 or 2, I have over 50!!! I dont know who was more embarrassed, him or me.

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    ShaftMaster [sign in to see picture]
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    Inked_Angel wrote:

    and it wasnt 1 or 2, I have over 50!!!

    I want to say where do you put them all, but that doesn't sound quite right . . .

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    Inked_Angel [sign in to see picture]
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    lol, yeah it doesnt sound quite right :)

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