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JoJoxx
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Erm......i am afraid i didnt buy my first one.  It was a present from my mother at the ripe old age of 30.  Me and the hubby (now ex) had split and she bought me one.  God knows how she knew i needed one!!!  Mothers eh? 

I have never used it.  I went to an Ann Summers party a month after and bought a massive purple one with knobbles on it! That has never been used either......now the ones i have bought since!!!!  mmmmm

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Mine was a hard white shiny number that a male friend bought for me as a joke for my 21st...still have it and the box!! Roll on the antiques roadshow!!

That is unless using an old mascara tube in my parents bathroom counts as a toy...

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red_queen wrote:

Mine was a hard white shiny number that a male friend bought for me as a joke for my 21st...still have it and the box!! Roll on the antiques roadshow!!

That is unless using an old mascara tube in my parents bathroom counts as a toy...

Was it a non-doctor by any chance red queen!!!

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Good for you then red apple, take it you were always a bad bad girl til then eh !!

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We were so poor I never had any toys! Boo Hoo.

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Aw poor Stu, but you can certainly make up for it now!

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Thanks red apple I don't feel so bad now I got my first one last year too at the ripe old age of 46.

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I had my first toy when i was 17, a little while before i lost my virginity to be honest

It was a rampant rabbit platinum and i shamefully brought it with my grandmothers inheritance money..well she did say buy something that would last and that i'd have fun with. It lasted a very long time and has one of the best cliteral stimulators on it i've ever used

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My first paid for toy wasa black rubber 7 inch dildo.

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Mine was a large, clear glittery jelly vibe from ann summers that my best friends got me for my 18th (8 years ago!!).

Its never been used and its still in its box, i was looking at it the other day and its no longer clear.....its more yellowy looking. Eugh!!!

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The first one I bought was a rampant rabbit thruster again from AS. When I was 17 which was only 2 years ago. (Again I feel so young lol)

 I also got a dolphin clit thingy lol but it broke after one use.

But when we talk first vibrators it was when I was about 11 and I found about 4 in my mums room (after she came back from Amsterdam) and lots of porn so I stole one and then more....Im sure she noticed.  Oh the shame of a 'hornyteen; lol.

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Mine is fairly mundane... was a leather cockstrap... nothing special... just something to apply a bit more stimulation when wanking...

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Maybe it's just a sign of age but I don't recall having any toys when I was younger. I can only remember my favourite hairbrush and a couple of fingers!

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Mine was one of the old Ladyfinger vibes, not the best thing to be honest, but I was thrilled (first purchase from LH - hurrah!). But I did have this vibrating massager thing before that (not an official toy, but I got a bit creative); ah, fond memories.

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not a bad size for your toy secrects would like to think things will get biggggger xx

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My first was probably a round deodorant bottle that I tried anally at the age of about 15.  I was into experimenting after that    

I was an early developer, and looked older for my age so I plucked up the courage and walked into the local Private Shop (seedy rip-off, so thank goodness for Lovehoney and the interweb!) and bought a vibrating latex dildo the year after.  My first proper sex toy.  Mmmm - I have a lot of good memories about playing with that!  Since then I've tried quite a few, one way or another. 

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Not so much a sex toy as kinky undies in my case. When I was 16 my then girlfriend (and now ex wife, There is a god!)  bought me a pair of crotchless leather undies, very tight fitting too. I must have just dropped them in my jeans as I undressed one day and my mum had been in my room to pick my washing up off the floor. I was laying on the floor a day or 2 later in the living room, reading a newspaper and my dad who was/is very old fashioned was folding the clean dry washing. I suddenly watched the said leather undies fall from the leg of the jeans (in slow motion) to my dads feet. Next minute they were flying across the floor and landed right on the open paper at which point my dad shouted so everyone could hear (mum and sister) "what the fuck are those things?"

I put them in my pocket, sister was in bulk laughing as was mother!

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my offical one was the lovehoney 42p vibrator!! good times

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42p?! Awesome. How long did it last for? Probably better than my first vibrator, which wouldn't even start!

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