• Have you ever broken anything with your other half during sex?

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    rubysoho [sign in to see picture]
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    lippylola wrote:

    A marriage

    woah

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    Fluffbags [sign in to see picture]
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    We broke the bed once. I think breaking his willy was the most epic fail though. He was fiiiiiine, just....cried a little hehe joking he was fine, just had to stop at the time and it felt bruised for a day or two. Now we have sex at right angles...

    Ok I am stopping lol xxx

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    sexywelshlady [sign in to see picture]
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    Haven't broke anything but nearly sliced my toe off on a brass headboard, bled for ages, was too frightened to go to hospital incase they asked how I done it, just taped it up and limped for ages

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    rubysoho [sign in to see picture]
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    Fluffbags wrote:

    We broke the bed once. I think breaking his willy was the most epic fail though. He was fiiiiiine, just....cried a little hehe joking he was fine, just had to stop at the time and it felt bruised for a day or two. Now we have sex at right angles...

    Ok I am stopping lol xxx

    sorry but lol xxx

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    James and Michelle (mr and mrs) [sign in to see picture]
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    We were having sex stood up, well the OH was bent over a set of draws which broke at the back and fell apart, think it was more a case of cheap furniture than powerful love making lol!

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    once had a girl soil the bed sheets that was the end of that little tryst

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    ksw1980 [sign in to see picture]
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    Another broken bed here. While I was still living at home and my mum didn't know about my girlfriend. I just slept on a broken bed for months!

    Also, Sara cut her head open staying in a budget hotel where there was a (empty) bunk bed above the bed we were having sex in. She got a little too into it on top and cracked her head on it! We laugh about it now, and didn't explain to reception why we needed a plaster! :)

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    Broke the bed in two places!!!!!!!!!

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    spiceitup [sign in to see picture]
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    Broke a slat on bottom of the bed.

    Last week the bed rocked so much , I had.a vision at the time that the screws were going to come out an the bed fall apart.

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    Beds, dining chair, deck chair, fence, desk, lamp, earrings, flower pot, a condom, numerous zips and pairs of tights and suspender belts, and a mirror. And pulled a door off its hinges. Several glasses of wine and also when I smoked, ash trays, over things that were once cream or beige.

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    Broke the wardrobe, once to be fair it wasn't very well made though definitely wasn't made for leaning on

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    Curious Male [sign in to see picture]
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    Bed twice, her fingernail and once split my foreskin, no condom so a bit messy

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    We broke my best friends bed. He was on holidey and we spend a week in his house taking care of his dog. Luckily, we've fixed it somehow before he returned.

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    Curious Male wrote:

    …once split my foreskin, no condom so a bit messy

    Ouch!

    killerbunny wrote:

    We broke my best friends bed…Luckily, we've fixed it somehow before he returned.

    We broke our friend's dining table. They were off travelling for a month, so we looked after their house whilst our flat was being refurbished by the landlord. Not sure if they ever noticed…never been mentioned and I certainly don't want to query it.

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    Every time we initiate sex in the kitchen we always manage to knock over full glasses of drink!

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    Broke the Oh's nose, Broke a finger. Had a black eye from being head butted. A bed and an expensive bed at that and a door.

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    emma1989 [sign in to see picture]
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    Me and my ex managed to bend the metal frame on his bed.... really have no idea how but buckled the side of it... we also managed to break a metal futon. My OH and myself have broken a few showers etc but nothing major. x

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    killerbunny [sign in to see picture]
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    killerbunny wrote:

    We broke my best friends bed…Luckily, we've fixed it somehow before he returned.

    We broke our friend's dining table. They were off travelling for a month, so we looked after their house whilst our flat was being refurbished by the landlord. Not sure if they ever noticed…never been mentioned and I certainly don't want to query it.

    Hahahahahaha... the same situation here, . My friend have never mentioned and we've never told.

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