• Food for sex!

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    BouncyBum [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello all! Im relatively new around here, well ive been visiting for a while but just dont post much as im a bit shy!!
    Ive just been reading through another thread and it got me thinking that id like to use food during sex. I dont mean cucumbers, carrots etc, but i like the idea of using chocolate!
    We've used the chocolate body paints before and tbh i wasnt a fan, but theres been alot of talk about mars bars - now that i like the sound of!! Do you just use food as a sex toy or do you kind of leave it to melt inside and then get down to business?

    Whats your favourite food to use during sex?

    Sorry if these sound like stupid questions, but i know you lot will be willing to give me honest answers!

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    Horny Glass Lover [sign in to see picture]
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    OK chocolate takes forever to erm leave the body once melted and secondly and my biggest tip being.. if you're female I wouldn't use chocolate or anything with sugar etc.. in, 'down there'... you are likely to end up with a yeast infection lol.

    However food is fun, I like being covered in all sorts and being messy is great lol.

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    BouncyBum [sign in to see picture]
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    Well i did wonder about the sugary thing down there tbh!!

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    Horny Glass Lover [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah, to be honest.. it's best avoided. Some of these body drizzle/lickable gels you see on sale... also have the same effect. A friend of mine actually tried the chocolate thing too... and no matter how well she flushed her self out and washed after... she found herself leaking chocolate when she got wet nearly 3 days after lol. So all in all.. I'm not sure I'd wanna put my body through that lol.

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    kusanagi [sign in to see picture]
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    Had a sort of food fight with my wife once and we ended up in the bath with jelly, cream, custard, that sort of thing :) was great fun and ended up in very slippy / messy sex, only thing that is a pain is the cleaning up.

    Its not food but always tempted to try that lotion stuff you see in some japanese porn, looks like fun :)

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    Dick Dastardly [sign in to see picture]
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    Pickled Onions!

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    Horny Glass Lover [sign in to see picture]
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    DD thats rank lmao

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    Bladebabe [sign in to see picture]
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    Eewww!

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    Blue Sapphire [sign in to see picture]
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    DD I am a big lover of pickles but following a recent incident with a scotch bonnet chilli enhanced Shifty, I'm all too aware that not all food leads to hot sex. Well not in a good way anyway! ;)

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    kusanagi [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah I dread to think what vinegar would do downstairs lol

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    Horny Glass Lover [sign in to see picture]
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    neutralize all the chocolate? hahaha

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    Dick Dastardly [sign in to see picture]
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    Hows about a bag of Wotsits instead then?

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    BouncyBum [sign in to see picture]
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    I think i'll give some of the suggestions a miss thanks!! pickled onions and wotsits - eeew!!!

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    innocent-on-the-outside [sign in to see picture]
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    i think fruit would be fun to use, something like strawberrys thats all sticky and sweet. only problem would be the mess!

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