Porn Collection

ukwanker wrote:

sanda wrote:

You're a freelance software designer I think?  I'm assuming you don't do that on the 90's looking 15" CRT monitor in your photo?  Not best for watching the copious amounts of porn you do too?  Maybe time for a IT professional to update his kit?  (get a new telly while you're there..., they're dead cheap these days)

 

I am a semi retired software developer. My main system was written some years ago, the PC you see behind me I use to test any changes on that system I make (which is rare these days) as most of the users still have old systems.

Does everybody else get grilled and their posts receive all these (mostly mistaken) forensic dissections?

LOL UKW, just re-read my original post and it does read a bit like a scene from CSI (one of the good ones, not that Miami drivel )

I have an eye and a memory for detail, and being in the industry I spot these things without really looking.  Some people may call me a pedant... they'd be right!

Apologies if I caused offence, that wasn't my intention...

sanda wrote:

ukwanker wrote:

sanda wrote:

You're a freelance software designer I think?  I'm assuming you don't do that on the 90's looking 15" CRT monitor in your photo?  Not best for watching the copious amounts of porn you do too?  Maybe time for a IT professional to update his kit?  (get a new telly while you're there..., they're dead cheap these days)

 

I am a semi retired software developer. My main system was written some years ago, the PC you see behind me I use to test any changes on that system I make (which is rare these days) as most of the users still have old systems.

Does everybody else get grilled and their posts receive all these (mostly mistaken) forensic dissections?

LOL UKW, just re-read my original post and it does read a bit like a scene from CSI (one of the good ones, not that Miami drivel )

I have an eye and a memory for detail, and being in the industry I spot these things without really looking.  Some people may call me a pedant... they'd be right!

Apologies if I caused offence, that wasn't my intention...

 No worries :)

So what drives you wild UK?

any particular fetishes?

Im into women in catsuits, boots and masks at the moment!

interested to know what floats your boat?

Dick Dastardly wrote:

So what drives you wild UK?

any particular fetishes?

Im into women in catsuits, boots and masks at the moment!

interested to know what floats your boat?

i have an eating fetish. No mags for that.

Any porn will do for me, a lot of the excitement for me is buying the mags, touching them and having rooms full of them

So, a semi naked women maybe eating Truffles off your stomach would get you off?

Or dont you like sharing?

Dick Dastardly wrote:

So, a semi naked women maybe eating Truffles off your stomach would get you off?

Or dont you like sharing?

me eating truffles off a naked woman would certainly get me off

Would you like to smother her in chocolate UK?

Lick it off?

Oooooh Yeah!!!!

Dick Dastardly wrote:

Would you like to smother her in chocolate UK?

Lick it off?

Oooooh Yeah!!!!

lol. not really. I am quite specific with my fetish

alwayssingle:( wrote:

ilikeketchup wrote:

I'll take you on... but digitally!

486.08gb over 107,066 items!

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well thats easier to hide and more portable too!  You save alot of money if you were to move out..... less fire hazard and easy to backup too! but I wonder how long it take to scan in on a computer? afew years non stop?

 Very true! I do enjoy the portability of it.

A few years and a few terrabyte drives I'd expect... resolution scan dependent of course.

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Sex and food - always a good combination

lovecock wrote:

Sex and food - always a good combination

Yes, although my eating fetish has left me a little bit too fat to have sex. 

Thats a shame, do you miss sex a lot?

lovecock wrote:

Thats a shame, do you miss sex a lot?

not really, i am quite self sufficient :)

Crikey. I'm speechless. like, really speechless.

 Sold 800 of the duplicates today

about 5 mags and 20 mppegs