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    ukwanker [sign in to see picture]
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    Dee_licious333 wrote:

    ukwanker wrote:

    ToyingAround wrote:

    Are you real UK or are you just pulling our legs and enjoying being the centre of attention?

    I am real. Sorry if I appear to be trying to be the center of attentions, it's certainly not my intention. I have been trying to catalogue and count my collection for some time and finally finished

    Its what you like UK - most men have mags or watch porn. Nothing wrong with what you are doing. Shame some people are suggesting you are not genuine! Im assuming they must know you!

    I think its just a little hard to believe some of what you say. But I believe you. I dont think you have any reason to lie! Enjoy yourself!!

    x

    Thanks, I suppose i might appear a bit extreme. Its just how I am. A dedicated wanker

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    Noon [sign in to see picture]
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    ukwanker wrote: Thanks, I suppose i might appear a bit extreme. Its just how I am. A dedicated wanker

    Good on you :)

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    kinkycop [sign in to see picture]
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    Bleedy hell! I bet that take more than a 7.5ton lorry to remove! I can imagine the police raiding your home and try and take it away! I bet you see afew 1000 mags get lost in the evidence room?

    But having that much is abit obsessive?

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    Dee_licious333 [sign in to see picture]
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    alwayssingle:( wrote:

    Bleedy hell! I bet that take more than a 7.5ton lorry to remove! I can imagine the police raiding your home and try and take it away! I bet you see afew 1000 mags get lost in the evidence room?

    lmao so funny!

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    sanda [sign in to see picture]
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    Right, ok then, now I'm not saying whether you're real or not UK, I've seen too many things in life to jump one way or the other. But, lets look at the evidence:

    I don't have any of said magazines handy, but I would estimate a thickness of 5mm would not be unreasonable? That's 80+ metres of (sturdy) shelving required just there... I hope that's not on plasterboard walls!?

    Next, and I'm making a lot of assumptions here, but assuming 50 different titles, at a fortnightly cycle (I think most are monthly but i'm feeling generous...). That' just short of 13 years worth of 50 titles without missing one edition! Blimey...

    You're a freelance software designer I think? I'm assuming you don't do that on the 90's looking 15" CRT monitor in your photo? Not best for watching the copious amounts of porn you do too? Maybe time for a IT professional to update his kit? (get a new telly while you're there..., they're dead cheap these days)

    But you still manage to fit that in to an averge of 8hrs wanking a day, and a cataloguing exercise that would challenge the british library! Not to mention eating, sleeping, shopping for said magazines etc...

    Like I said, I'm open minded, but why not post a picture of yourself in front of one of these 'porn walls', to quieten the doubters? (you can still be naked if you like...)

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    kinkycop [sign in to see picture]
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    sanda wrote:

    Right, ok then, now I'm not saying whether you're real or not UK, I've seen too many things in life to jump one way or the other. But, lets look at the evidence:

    I don't have any of said magazines handy, but I would estimate a thickness of 5mm would not be unreasonable? That's 80+ metres of (sturdy) shelving required just there... I hope that's not on plasterboard walls!?

    Next, and I'm making a lot of assumptions here, but assuming 50 different titles, at a fortnightly cycle (I think most are monthly but i'm feeling generous...). That' just short of 13 years worth of 50 titles without missing one edition! Blimey...

    You're a freelance software designer I think? I'm assuming you don't do that on the 90's looking 15" CRT monitor in your photo? Not best for watching the copious amounts of porn you do too? Maybe time for a IT professional to update his kit? (get a new telly while you're there..., they're dead cheap these days)

    But you still manage to fit that in to an averge of 8hrs wanking a day, and a cataloguing exercise that would challenge the british library! Not to mention eating, sleeping, shopping for said magazines etc...

    Like I said, I'm open minded, but why not post a picture of yourself in front of one of these 'porn walls', to quieten the doubters? (you can still be naked if you like...)

    I wonder how heavy that will be?

    lets say 10mags is 1kg? which is fair, 100=10kg,1,000=100kg,10,000=1ton

    so 16,737 will weight 1.674kg

    Remeber a Ford Mondeo Titanium 2.0 TDCi has a gross weight of 1,578kg!

    For the size I would exspect a 7.5ton lorry to pick all that up!

    or if Sandra has worked out a 80meter self? a 7.5ton is too small! a static 15ton lorry large goods vehice! even if the weights 1.67tons the number of mags may not fit in a 7.5tonner.

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    xenia-draven [sign in to see picture]
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    That is an amazing collection to say the least - how do you find the time to look through them? I suggest you contact the press and claim to have the largest porn magazine collection in the country!!

    Like Sanda suggested, a photo of you infront of your collection would be lovely to see - definately have to naked ;-)

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    rach74 wrote:

    not sure if something to be proud of or not having that much porn mags, must have big house for storage of them all

    Yeah where the hell do you keep them all, surely not under the matress

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    lovecock [sign in to see picture]
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    Does it matter where he stores them!? Enjoy them! Dee is right enjoy yourself

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    ilikeketchup [sign in to see picture]
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    I'll take you on... but digitally!

    486.08gb over 107,066 items!

    x

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    kinkycop [sign in to see picture]
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    ilikeketchup wrote:

    I'll take you on... but digitally!

    486.08gb over 107,066 items!

    x

    well thats easier to hide and more portable too! You save alot of money if you were to move out..... less fire hazard and easy to backup too! but I wonder how long it take to scan in on a computer? afew years non stop?

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    misterfun wrote:

    dear me... have you heard... they've invented this thing callled the internet now... time for a (a few) trip(s) to the local recycling centre methinks. You must have rooms full of the stuff!

    Hahaha, your post just reminded me of going to the local recycle tip to get rid of household stuff last week with the husband and on tipping items into the appropriate skip, we spotted a large collection of european porn mags and had to laugh!!!

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    ukwanker [sign in to see picture]
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    xenia-draven wrote:

    That is an amazing collection to say the least - how do you find the time to look through them? I suggest you contact the press and claim to have the largest porn magazine collection in the country!!

    Like Sanda suggested, a photo of you infront of your collection would be lovely to see - definately have to naked ;-)

    I know others with bigger collections.

    I will have a think about a photo, watch this space

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    ukwanker [sign in to see picture]
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    sanda wrote:

    You're a freelance software designer I think? I'm assuming you don't do that on the 90's looking 15" CRT monitor in your photo? Not best for watching the copious amounts of porn you do too? Maybe time for a IT professional to update his kit? (get a new telly while you're there..., they're dead cheap these days)

    I am a semi retired software developer. My main system was written some years ago, the PC you see behind me I use to test any changes on that system I make (which is rare these days) as most of the users still have old systems.

    Does everybody else get grilled and their posts receive all these (mostly mistaken) forensic dissections?

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    smirnoff09 [sign in to see picture]
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    that is some collection....how long did it take you to catalogue and count?

    I would be selling some of them if it was me i have seen the most amazing shoes lol

    In fact I am checking if my OH has got any stashed I oculd sell lol

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    anotherlondoner [sign in to see picture]
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    You'd need a warehouse.

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    ukwanker [sign in to see picture]
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    smirnoff09 wrote:

    that is some collection....how long did it take you to catalogue and count?

    I would be selling some of them if it was me i have seen the most amazing shoes lol

    In fact I am checking if my OH has got any stashed I oculd sell lol

    I haven't fully catalogued them and I had made previous counting efforts so didn't need to count them all just the more recent ones. I have a load of duplicate copies I want to sell on - i often buy the packs of 3 or 4 mags you can get (easiest and cheapest way to get the USA hardcore editions in the UK) but inevitably end up with mags I already own. There are several companies which trade in bulk so I buy and sell with them

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    sanda [sign in to see picture]
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    ukwanker wrote:

    sanda wrote:

    You're a freelance software designer I think? I'm assuming you don't do that on the 90's looking 15" CRT monitor in your photo? Not best for watching the copious amounts of porn you do too? Maybe time for a IT professional to update his kit? (get a new telly while you're there..., they're dead cheap these days)

    I am a semi retired software developer. My main system was written some years ago, the PC you see behind me I use to test any changes on that system I make (which is rare these days) as most of the users still have old systems.

    Does everybody else get grilled and their posts receive all these (mostly mistaken) forensic dissections?

    LOL UKW, just re-read my original post and it does read a bit like a scene from CSI (one of the good ones, not that Miami drivel )

    I have an eye and a memory for detail, and being in the industry I spot these things without really looking. Some people may call me a pedant... they'd be right!

    Apologies if I caused offence, that wasn't my intention...

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    ukwanker [sign in to see picture]
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    sanda wrote:

    ukwanker wrote:

    sanda wrote:

    You're a freelance software designer I think? I'm assuming you don't do that on the 90's looking 15" CRT monitor in your photo? Not best for watching the copious amounts of porn you do too? Maybe time for a IT professional to update his kit? (get a new telly while you're there..., they're dead cheap these days)

    I am a semi retired software developer. My main system was written some years ago, the PC you see behind me I use to test any changes on that system I make (which is rare these days) as most of the users still have old systems.

    Does everybody else get grilled and their posts receive all these (mostly mistaken) forensic dissections?

    LOL UKW, just re-read my original post and it does read a bit like a scene from CSI (one of the good ones, not that Miami drivel )

    I have an eye and a memory for detail, and being in the industry I spot these things without really looking. Some people may call me a pedant... they'd be right!

    Apologies if I caused offence, that wasn't my intention...

    No worries :)

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    Dick Dastardly [sign in to see picture]
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    So what drives you wild UK?

    any particular fetishes?

    Im into women in catsuits, boots and masks at the moment!

    interested to know what floats your boat?

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