Porn Collection

After some effort with stocktaking I have found I now have 16,737 porn magazines 

That is quite a collection! :)

Select titles, or a random spread (cough)?

 random spread but have full collections of many titles

Wow UK - thats a £50,000 porn collection!

Very Impressive!

 i would say it cost much more than that. I dread to think how much

So, panties and porn UK, is there anything else you collect?

 lbs lol

not sure if something to be proud of or not having that much porn mags, must have big house for storage of them all

dear me... have you heard... they've invented this thing callled the internet now... time for a (a few) trip(s) to the local recycling centre methinks. You must have rooms full of the stuff!

Have you got a real fire UK?

All those panties and porn will keep you fuel bills down and keep you warm!

 I think someone is pulling our legs and exaggerating.

misterfun wrote:

dear me... have you heard... they've invented this thing callled the internet now... time for a (a few) trip(s) to the local recycling centre methinks. You must have rooms full of the stuff!

3 rooms full, i had wall to ceiling shelves built in

Do you live in a Mansion UK? where do you entertain the ladies in your life?

lol, why have all that porn, your hands surely do not reach your penis to have a wank looking at your pic

rach74 wrote:

lol, why have all that porn, your hands surely do not reach your penis to have a wank looking at your pic

I wank perfectly adequately :)

Trouser Snake UK?

thats good to hear as dont want all those mags going to waste

 Are you real UK or are you just pulling our legs and enjoying being the centre of attention?

ToyingAround wrote:

 Are you real UK or are you just pulling our legs and enjoying being the centre of attention?

I am real. Sorry if I appear to be trying to be the center of attentions, it's certainly not my intention. I have been trying to catalogue and count my collection for some time and finally finished

Just recently got rid of my porn collection. When my daughter was old enough to start rooting around it all went in the loft out of the way of prying eyes.

There were about 70 mags and 20 or so vhs videos but alas the cold in the loft had caused them all to go mouldy

Some great memories and maybe the bin men enjoyed them for a while!