Sex Accidents...

 I recently stumbled across an old magazine from a while ago and had a quick glances through it. Like always, I can't help but read the good old agony aunt pages, and discovered a story of a woman who went a little wild with her boyfriend during sex and ended up in A&E. 

So I thought I'd post this to find out your accidents. Ever had a sex accident and ended up in A&E? Bust a lip? Black eye? Carpal tunnel?

I have to say, I have had a few minor ones (I say 'minor' because I can't remember them too well), and two serious ones I won't forget for a while...one being, that my first ever boyfriend was thrusting so fast, that he slipped out and banged my coccyx (tailbone) and I was in physical pain for many weeks.

Two, the most severe one, which I still cringe to a couple of years later was, my ex partner, loved it rough and hard. So in the middle of the night when we both couldn't sleep, I decided to give him a good old BJ, of which he thought he would grab my hair to control the speed and depth and yes you know it...he slipped!! Bust my lip, made my gums bleed (luckily he didn't damage my teeth) bust my nose, and a good old shiner for my eye. My partner, a few teeth burns and scrapes, and a cut and a very sore end. To make this matter just a little bit more worst, as we both fled to both of our bathrooms in a mad panic, my partner trips over his boots and goes almost (I mean centimetres) into the en-suite door handle and I nearly tripped out of the bed due to a tangle in the sheet/duvet. 

Luckily we laughed about it soon after.

So guys and girls, what is your worst accident?

 Almost dislocating a guys jaw is the one I can't forget lol. He was my sub I was sitting on his face and got totally carried away squeezing my thighs against his head when all of a sudden a there was a muffled yelp from down there and arms flailing about! He was understandably in agony lol Can laugh about it now as he was ok, albeit with a pulled muscle in his jaw but at the time the thought of taking him to A&E explaining what he was doing to suffer that woud have been unbelievably embarrasing!  

me and my OH were messing about in my friends livingroom after a very, very drunken house party. I was giving him an epic blowjob and he pulled me up to kiss me and pull me on top of him as he was fairly impatient. Unfortunately, he forgot we were on wooden flooring, pulled me way too hard and cracked my head off the wall. 

It hit so hard that I was knoecked out for a few seconds, then I woke up laughing hysterically and couldn't stop. A couple of days later I still feel drunk - go to the doctors and I had quite severe concussion!

My mate also enquired about the dent in her plasterboard....

ED xx

 Wow Jass, did you ever see him again after that?

Eloquent - how did you explain that dent? lol 

 He was ok after a brief rest, so we carried on. His jaw was a bit sore the next morning though poor boy! It didnt put him off although he did say if it happened again he would lift me off, so to avoid being thrown off furniture at short notice we stuck to the floor lol, health n safety  and all that

Couple of girlf's back we were getting a bit steamy in the shower. Crappy south london rental flat meant that the shower was a tiny little cubicle in a very small bathroom. So we're under way and having fun but being two in a little cubile with hot water rushing about in a little room she rolls her head back against the wall, I think she's really enjoying it and carry on. Then she goes limp in my arms and sags down the shower wall fainted because it had got so hot and humid in the cubicle!! I fall out of the shower, water everywhere desparately trying to not let her hit her head on anything hard. Then still having to drag her like a sack of potatoes i get the shower door open (no easy feat, it opens inwards and its a room little bigger than a phone booth!) and then get her in the recovery position all whilst naked as a jay bird!!

 A daft friend of mine (he's 45 and should know better)  told me when I popped round that one night he got some frisky he had had a play, when he realised it wasn't quite doing it for him, he noticed in a little bumper pack he bought, he had one of those durex disposable vibrating cock rings, at first he put it on normally like you do, and thought maybe it would help his play, after a few minutes when he realised it wasn't happening, apparently he thought he would try something different and took off this cock ring and slipped it up his arse and left some dangling out so he could remove it later (fair enough I thought when he told me, havent we all tried to improvise with something in spur of a moment?) but he got so carried away that he didn't realise it had slipped in until he was done. So in a blind panic he ran to the bathroom, tried going to the toilet in hope it would slip out or something. He realised eventually it wasn't going to be that easy, and with it buzzing away still inside of him, he finally realised he would have to make a trip to A&E or go to sleep and wait for nature to take its course in the morning. Eventually morning came and he 'fished' it out of there. At first I thought he was kidding me, no way could my friend be so silly surely? It wasn't until I went to the bathroom and saw this brown stained looking ring with a pencil on the sink side near the toilet, that this story he told me, had only happened minutes/hour before I arrived!

No sex accidents, but I've had one or two self-bondage close calls! One involved being handcuffed to the bathtaps.

 This happened to a young man I know,

Wanted a cock ring to play with but didn't have one, so tried to improvise with a key ring,  not quite big enough so he pulled it apart and tried to slip it on.  Of course it slipped and pinched him somewhere very painful 

tore the vein so had to rush to hospital and needed an emergency circumcision it was so badly damaged 

only once- my boyfriend was fingering me and accidentally caught me with his fingernail mid thrust- i didn't feel any pain but it bled everywhere!

Once I had an ex who was so fat (I was going out with him as he hat a fat wallet too) that when we tried the missionary position I turned breathless and blue... It took me several minutes to recover...

I got a knock at the door one morning early hours in the barrack block, as i opened the door i was met by a fellow firefighter cock in hand and covered in blood, for some reason he had decided to run up 2 flights of stairs to show me and 3 others (who were just minding our own business and chatting amongst ourselves) that he had snapped his banjo string and didnt know what to do he was in so much pain bless him, oh how he gets the piss took out of him now by all of us

I've avoided answering here because there have been a lot of minor injuries in our bedroom.

I tear a lot during sex - which doesn't hurt or worry me but does put the fella on ice when he's covered in my blood!

I also get a bruised cervix from time to time making me tender and have some problems with bruising of the clitoris making jeans and tight knickers a no go for a few days.

I've been poked in the eye (his finger went *right* in!) twice during head. Fortunately it didn't hurt and I just giggled which unnerved the fella little.

I've bashed my head a fair few times too (my proprioception is shot) and elbowed/kneed the fella in the face, legs, back etc.

I've ended up with tendonitis in the hips or arm and twinged my neck more times than I'd care to mention not to mention all the jaw issues from all that head I insist on. I've had partially dislocated hips and shoulders and regularly have to stop to return a joint to its correct socket.

The fella has ended up with something called lymphangiosclerosis a couple of times which is a hardened lymph vessel from over use.

I get a lot of pain during penetration which can be worsened by certain things (like tingly lubes or condoms with numbin agents in them) which leads to me rushing to wash them off (sexy, right?).

And many "accidental" dropping offs - my tablets knock me out a little too well alongside the fatigue I suffer with - the OH has to have a lot of patience, a lot of confidence (to know me falling asleep is nothing personal!) and a thick skin (I tend to clench my teeth when I'm falling asleep).

I'm sure there are more but I'll leave it there ;)

Fortunately - we've always been able to have a good giggle in bed and we laugh off all the problems :D

adx

hutchables wrote:

I got a knock at the door one morning early hours in the barrack block, as i opened the door i was met by a fellow firefighter cock in hand and covered in blood, for some reason he had decided to run up 2 flights of stairs to show me and 3 others (who were just minding our own business and chatting amongst ourselves) that he had snapped his banjo string and didnt know what to do he was in so much pain bless him, oh how he gets the piss took out of him now by all of us

Sat in shock and disbelief..... the poor guy! LOL 

Alicia D'amore wrote:

I've avoided answering here because there have been a lot of minor injuries in our bedroom.

I tear a lot during sex - which doesn't hurt or worry me but does put the fella on ice when he's covered in my blood!

I also get a bruised cervix from time to time making me tender and have some problems with bruising of the clitoris making jeans and tight knickers a no go for a few days.

I've been poked in the eye (his finger went *right* in!) twice during head. Fortunately it didn't hurt and I just giggled which unnerved the fella little.

I've bashed my head a fair few times too (my proprioception is shot) and elbowed/kneed the fella in the face, legs, back etc.

I've ended up with tendonitis in the hips or arm and twinged my neck more times than I'd care to mention not to mention all the jaw issues from all that head I insist on. I've had partially dislocated hips and shoulders and regularly have to stop to return a joint to its correct socket.

The fella has ended up with something called lymphangiosclerosis a couple of times which is a hardened lymph vessel from over use.

I get a lot of pain during penetration which can be worsened by certain things (like tingly lubes or condoms with numbin agents in them) which leads to me rushing to wash them off (sexy, right?).

And many "accidental" dropping offs - my tablets knock me out a little too well alongside the fatigue I suffer with - the OH has to have a lot of patience, a lot of confidence (to know me falling asleep is nothing personal!) and a thick skin (I tend to clench my teeth when I'm falling asleep).

I'm sure there are more but I'll leave it there ;)

Fortunately - we've always been able to have a good giggle in bed and we laugh off all the problems :D

adx

Wow, that's quite a list you have there!

The worst i've dones had a broken wrist... wooden bed frame, brittle bones, rather frisky gym addict of a man Not a mixture id reckomend at all

also had glass in my back from a mirror that the drawers got and a shed load of bruises and one knock out (shower fun aint fun)
Luckily having his own car stopped alot of "Mum can you run me to a&e?" moments, but as long as you laugh it off its all just harmless stuff

x

well I have had minor injuries such as bumped heads, poked in the eye, falling, twisting etc but my worst is my Fiancee and I were doing the missionary position and as i was thrusting and she was bouncing I pulled out too far and next thing I thrusted straight to the outside of her vagina!  So firstly there was a very loud crack and immense pain straight away and almost sudden loss of erection and bleeding from the urethra not to mention my partner was in bad pain and these are the symptoms for a 'broken penis' and yes that is the medical term for it, it basically menas the muscle inside the penis is tore and your urethra might be ruptured and the medical procedure for this is NOT good.  Basically slicing and dicing!!  So I went to A&E to be safe,  so i told the triage nurse i had 'broken my penis' she chuckled and said 'you do realise you do not have a bone in your penis?' as i held back my frustration i just replied yes i know but thats the term for it but when i seen the urologist after 10 hours, yes 10 hours with a bleeding dick, he knew exactly what i was talking about.  So after all the poking about I got a check procedure done when he got about a 4 foot camera the width of a pencile and put it up my penis, right up inside my bladder!  I do not know why he went that far but it was VERY unpleasant when he went through my prostate!  So good news was i had not broken my penis but just inside the urethra i had tore it a little bit, thank God!

 I've not really had anything bad, I tear easily so it hurts sometimes and because I have a blood condition that makes my blood not clot fast enough it's sometimes not pretty, but isn't anything to worry about. My boyfriend gave me a bruise under my eye when he was positioning himself and moved on top of me and slipped and hit me in the eye... it was awkward explaining that he wasn't beating me but not mentioning to our parents how it happend. 

My friend got a concussion and needed stiches resulting in a intresting scar when his projector that was above his bed fell off the stand and on to his head when his girlfriend at the time was riding him a bit too enthusiastically. He didn't want her to stop but she turned on the light and saw blood everywhere. She then called us as we were only a few streets away to take him to the hospital. The medical staff totally knew what was going on. 

I elbowed my partner in the eye when my phone rang mid-oral, we both sprang up and... whack!! whoops!!

I got very drunk with my boyfriend and threw up whilst he was going down on me- SO embarassing. Also getting a nosebleed whilst doing reverse cowgirl was another highlight.