Fanny Farts

 God, I havent had a fanny fart since i lost my virginity!  But when i had sex with the new guy im seeing, he thought i was actually farting pmsl! He didnt say anything he just looked at me as if i had eaten the beans on toast i made him the night before! 

but i just said 'haha fanny fart havent had that in years' and it lasted quite a bit and it was long, and then short and loud. But he did laugh also lol!

but now sometimes when i use my vibrator i still get fanny farts. How the hell all of a sudden im getting these now? I know its trapped air but im quite baffled now i havent had that in years. I suppose its one of those signs you had good sex haha x

I have actually never had a queef/fanny fart/vaginal flatulence whatever you want to call it. I have felt air inside there and kind of squeezed it out, but never actually made any noise or anything that I would call a fart.

Weird!

I *think* it could be because of the sex with this new guy, perhaps your vagina has changed slightly because of it? The vulva may have opened a bit allowing more air to enter?

I'm by no means any expert on this matter though, having never had this occur myself. Comes out the other end fine though! Lol!

 i have a great relationship with fanny farts. i know if i raise the lower half of my body in certain ways i can suck in and blow out air, likewise i can with water which can make for amusing baths. i do see it as embarrassing during sex although my partner doesnt mind.

one thing i find about fanny farts is they often occur when im a little drier than usual. not always but sometimes

It depends on how you 'take' it. If you take it doggy style, that explains the fart...

 As mrsorgasmatron says, it can happen to any woman being done in doggy, sometimes it happens, most times not.  Always seems really embarrass women particularly if their man is new or if they're in company such as in a club playroom or at a party, but don't worry ladies, men find it amusing rather than a turn-off.

illumine wrote:

i know if i raise the lower half of my body in certain ways i can suck in and blow out air, likewise i can with water which can make for amusing baths.

Sounds just like my gf. She only ever does it on purpose in the bath, but if it happens naturally when we're getting more romantic, we still laugh about it.

I often get a lot of air trapped in me, and I dont know why! And it is very embarrassing...does anyone know how to stop it?

 Am I the only one sniggering like Beavis & Butthead everytime I read this thread title?  (OK, yes, so I'm just a typical bloke...  but it does say 'fart'...  "huh huh", and 'fanny' in the same sentance "he he, huh huh")

On a more practical note, and from a blokes perspective, i've never been in a long term relationship where this hasn't happened at some time.  We've had a good giggle (Beavis style) about it, but we've always forgotten about it and carried on...  It's never put me off someone or made me think less of them.

It's absolutely not embarrasing but natural. Yeah it can be a bit funny in the heat of the moment, and make you both giggle, but if you cant laugh with the one you have sex with... no hope!

Maybe the guy's quite big?? Trapped air etc??

I find it happens if theres complete withdrawl between thrusts, which some men do more that others, or if its a particularly long marathon session lol

lilac_vix wrote:

I find it happens if theres complete withdrawl between thrusts, which some men do more that others, or if its a particularly long marathon session lol

I also find this. Especially if he is going really fast when he slips out and then pushes it back in really fast, even more so if you tense up in hope not to let the air out

I've had this happen a few times,especially if we've had to be really quick ( like before the teenagers get back). To be honest it usually reduces us to fits of giggles which tends to make the sounds worse. LOL. laughing bout it now just thinkin about it.Plus its never put the hubby off. Hehehe.xx

 Has anyone ever had a partner, who has found it a turn off or disgusting? If so, what happened, what did you do? I would never know what to do in that situation.

 It's happened with us quite a few times, both during intercourse and masturbation. Mainly when changing position or withdrawing as others have mentioned. It's never been a problem at all.

After all, it's not an actual fart, it's just air, it shouldn't be a put off or anything to be embarrased about.

Don't understand why anyone should be turned off or disgusted?? Yeah I'm turned on and enjoying it, but your fanny farted so sorry see you later?? Ladies, it's all in your head

it happens to me quite a lot when we do it doggy, cos my boyf likes to pull all the way out and then back in again, he knows it will normally make the noise so he does it on purpose cos he likes it!  lol weirdo!  i always cringe but he loves it so we just get on with it

 same here , always happens when we do doggy style , we both just laugh and continue 

 Queefing happens when air gets pushed into the vagina and is then released. if the penis is pushing into the vagina at an unusual angle, it allows air to be pushed up with each thrust. The air then accumilates and is released on an outward stroke or during withdrawal.

It's just like when you use a stroker with a closed end, the air has nowhere to go so it squeezes back out from whence it came and the noise is a result of it pushing its way out.

And in case it needs saying... You shouldn't deliberately force air into your lady glove as it can cause air embolism which is rather dangerous, so don't go using your balloon pumps as dildos, ya hear? :)