• A naughty poem to get things started

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    JohnAndMoni [sign in to see picture]
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    We all have a similar line of thinking on here...but if you ever want to get a card for the OH...it seems there aren't too many places that say the words we feel....

    So how about posting some of your favorite card saying for the community to gain instpiration from? Please post original ideas...we can all use Google on our own...

    Here's a few to get things rolling...

    Roses are red And now so is my rear “I forgot our safe word!” I shouted with tears! Or how about… There once was a man called Lester He wished to become a toy tester He made up a list And posted his wish Now his wiener looks like a court jester I actually used this one… Roses are Red I love how they grow I got you a little gift That is sure to give a BIG O

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    I bought a vibrator for my lovely lady

    At first glance she thought it was shady

    With batteries in, waiting for her to scream and shout

    It was quite unexpected, when she knocked a tooth out!!

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    JohnAndMoni [sign in to see picture]
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    HAHA - good one Ghost!

    Keep em coming!!!

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    ghost [sign in to see picture]
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    If your sex life is boring and needs a little spice

    Fill your LH basket with all things nice

    From vibrators to butt plugs its got all you need

    To satisfy you and sew your sexual seed

    If it is something for the ladies you can get lingerie

    For him there is cock rings and other items, risque

    So start your shopping without further delay

    Boring sex is like, your worst ever day

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    There once was a girl on Lovehoney
    Who had the most exquisite cunny.
    She snapped on some clips
    To both of its lips
    And then pounded it hard with a bunny.

    My filthy side comes out to play.

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    Roses are Red

    And smell of purfume

    There's a naughtly little gift

    Waiting in the bedroom

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    ghost [sign in to see picture]
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    Vibrators are red

    And sometimes theyre blue

    Treat yourself on LH

    To an orgasm for you

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    dildo's are black

    butt pluggs are blue

    treat your self to something new

    be it four things for forty

    or one for a ton

    just bend the the plastic and buy some fun

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    JohnAndMoni [sign in to see picture]
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    There once was a man who was mellow

    He spent most of his days eating jello

    He them bought a Tenga Flip

    And took it for a dip

    And shout out a great big HELLO!

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    I woke up this morning, it was a bit of a farce
    My girlfriend said she wanted it in her arse
    I pulled out my cock and drove in quite deep
    Unfortunately for her she'd been talking in her sleep

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    ha ha ha good one ghostie

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    ghost [sign in to see picture]
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    Do you enjoy giving oral to your other half
    Or does it turn you off, or make you laugh
    When you have their genitalia in your gob
    Do you want to lick suck or swallow, or bite the end off his knob

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    Hickory Dickory Doc
    All I'm wearing is a sock
    The male Chastity Belt was fun
    And I really do love you hun...
    But how the heck do I take off this LOCK!?!?

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    I said our love life is a bore
    I recomended she act like a hore
    What do you say
    We have a Three-Way
    So she came back with a huge guy named Thor!

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    ghost [sign in to see picture]
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    Would you get your tits out for the boys

    Would you video yourself with your toys

    Do you prefer a dildo or battery vibrator

    Or something powered, by a generator

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