A naughty poem to get things started

We all have a similar line of thinking on here...but if you ever want to get a card for the OH...it seems there aren't too many places that say the words we feel....

So how about posting some of your favorite card saying for the community to gain instpiration from? Please post original ideas...we can all use Google on our own...

Here's a few to get things rolling...

Roses are red And now so is my rear “I forgot our safe word!” I shouted with tears!   Or how about…   There once was a man called Lester He wished to become a toy tester He made up a list And posted his wish Now his wiener looks like a court jester   I actually used this one…   Roses are Red I love how they grow I got you a little gift That is sure to give a BIG O

 I bought a vibrator for my lovely lady

At first glance she thought it was shady

With batteries in, waiting for her to scream and shout

It was quite unexpected, when she knocked a tooth out!!

HAHA - good one Ghost!

Keep em coming!!!

 If your sex life is boring and needs a little spice

Fill your LH basket with all things nice

From vibrators to butt plugs its got all you need

To satisfy you and sew your sexual seed

If it is something for the ladies you can get lingerie

For him there is cock rings and other items, risque

So start your shopping without further delay

Boring sex is like, your worst ever day

There once was a girl on Lovehoney
Who had the most exquisite cunny.
She snapped on some clips
To both of its lips
And then pounded it hard with a bunny.

My filthy side comes out to play.

Roses are Red

And smell of purfume

There's a naughtly little gift

Waiting in the bedroom

 Vibrators are red  

And sometimes theyre blue

Treat yourself on LH

To an orgasm for you

dildo's are black

butt pluggs are blue

treat your self to something new

be it four things for forty

or one for a ton

just bend the the plastic and buy some fun

There once was a man who was mellow

He spent most of his days eating jello

He them bought a Tenga Flip

And took it for a dip

And shout out a great big HELLO!

I woke up this morning, it was a bit of a farce
My girlfriend said she wanted it in her arse
I pulled out my cock and drove in quite deep
Unfortunately for her she'd been talking in her sleep

ha ha ha good one ghostie

Do you enjoy giving oral to your other half
Or does it turn you off, or make you laugh
When you have their genitalia in your gob
Do you want to lick suck or swallow, or bite the end off his knob

Hickory Dickory Doc
All I'm wearing is a sock
The male Chastity Belt was fun
And I really do love you hun...
But how the heck do I take off this LOCK!?!?

I said our love life is a bore
I recomended she act like a hore
What do you say
We have a Three-Way
So she came back with a huge guy named Thor!

 Would you get your tits out for the boys

Would you video yourself with your toys

Do you prefer a dildo or battery vibrator

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