• Masturbation Talk Thread:

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    wildjezz [sign in to see picture]
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    Hope this thread is a active one

    This thread can be for Maturbation Talk anything you want to tell us about your masturbation times or questions pop it in here

    Ill start it of :

    I dont tend to masturbate much when im in the bath because cum and water doesn't go to well for us blokes,But it is such a nice feeling masturbating slowly while lying in the warm bath water but once the cum hits the water the sexiness dissapears because cum will stick to my body and its not easy to remove even when you drain out the water it sticks to the bath so you spend the next five minutes trying to wash it off your body then another 5minutes trying to get it off the bath before you can leave the bathroom. So if im in the bath i play with myself but make sure i dont get near the point of cumming,There has been times when i felt i just need to cum while ive been in the bath so i will stand up and then aim in the toilet saves any mess,On some occasions i think what the hell and cum in the bath but afterwards i think why the hell did i do that....

    Of course when i was younger and living at my parents masturbating was a daily thing and i would do it whenever i could so if i was in the bath then i would do it in the bath,at that age cum sticking to the bath wasn't a big thought.

    Blush Time when ive been single i have to admit when ive been feeling very very horny especially when ive been out drinking i have masturbated while looking at some of my mates pictures female mates that is,Got to say i do have some sexy female mates,I would think about them like they were with me and say their name and say how sexy they are etc...I think this idea came from when i was at school i would get my class pictures out and pick out a girl and mastubate while holding the picture infront of me.

    But now i have a girlfriend again i dont need to find pictures of my female mates as i have plenty of pictures of her dressed up sexy or just casual,So when im in that mood ill pick a picture of her and slowly masturbate talking to the picture like she was here. I must admit i have masurbated looking at her picture when its a picture of one of her mates with her and thinking that it was a sexy 3sum or we were all masturbating together.

    I was looking at my girlfriend photo albums one time when she was 18 or 19 and thinking what she must of been like in those days and would have in my mind how she might of masturbated when she came home from the clubs,She tells me she used to masturbate alot when she came home from nights out so with that in my head my mind goes all naughty hehehe.

    How many people have had visitors around or just mates and you have been itching for a quick masturbation time,Well on some occasions i have had a quick wank while i pretended to go to the toilet,Sometimes the urge is to powerfull.

    Well that will do for a bit i shall see if this thread becomes active before i post more.

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    Its a bit too wet in the bath i cant feel much when im masterbating

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    I have wanked in the bath and often in the shower, but hot water kills sensation for me. I can come, but it isn't as enjoyable.

    As for weirdness factor, I found out how amazing my frenulum is from having to wank incredibly quietly with two fingers, thanks to sleeping in the room next to my parents. Their headboard is against my wall, I can't win.

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    innocent-on-the-outside [sign in to see picture]
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    i enjoy using toys in the bath - the sound of the fan masks the noise they make, a plus since i still live with my parents!

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    Don't really like the bath because I seem to get irritated and being too warm isn't good for me.

    @wildjezz I feel so sorry for your mother having to clean the bath lol

    I tend to do it alot though. at least most nights, it helps me sleep. For some reason if Ive had loads of orgasms from sex I can't seem to get any pleasure from masturbation for a few days.

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    wildjezz [sign in to see picture]
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    I must admit i do love watching clips of women masturbating in their bath.

    Yes AA this thread can be confession time about masturbating lol.

    @illumine you say you squirt in the bath when squirting in the wather how does it mix do you need to wash off like when men cum in water?

    @liiac_vix i dont live at home anymore but when i was younger things like that didn't enter into your head when your just exploring. O no know you got me thinking did she ever know lol

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    wildjezz wrote:

    I dont tend to masturbate much when im in the bath because cum and water doesn't go to well for us blokes,

    Two words - body hair.

    Also, have you noticed that hot water "cooks" the proteins in semen? Like poaching an egg, and much harder to clean up than just goo...

    I must get out more.

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    Mr Monster I now have a vivid image of cooking seaman in a hot bath lol

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    ^^^^ snaps

    As i read Mr Monsters comment i thought - WOW lovely imagery! You should write poetry or shit like that

    x

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    the sensation of the shower works when i point the shower at my clit the water massaging it ummmmm....

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    love to have a quick one in the shower hugging my butt plug in tight mmmm

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    I think I'm abnormal !!

    My wife and I had the most incredible, spectacular sex life imagineable. It was beyond euphoria. I always said that at times it was almost spiritual. Unfortunately it seems that it was our sex life that was keeping us together as sadly we spilt up in may of this year. Since then however we could still not resist each other. We had many nights of wonderful passion when all our troubles seem to disappear since then up until October 12th. On October 20th it seems that she decided the only way to resist our urges was to basically fabricate a story to the police in order to get me oredered to stay away from her. The story has since been exposed for the terrible lie it was but the damage has been done and sadly reconcilliation is no longer a possibilty. I cry most nights as so many things(music in particular as dancing was always a big part of our sex play) remind me of those magical nights both before and after we split. I only live half a mile away and often at night my heart aches as I long to be with her sharing our passion and I know she must be at home feeling the same way,

    Sorry for the intro but I think it's pertinent to the subject.

    The plain fact is I don't masturbate. I don't get turned on by pornography and masturbation to me feels like a mechanical exercise to achieve ejaculation. That to me would leave me feeong unfulfilled, a pointless exercise. Twice in six months I have masturbated and acheived orgasm. Both times were watching videos of my wife dancing either naked or very scantily clad. I often toold her I could quite happily spend the rest of my life just watching her dance.

    I have many hours of my wife performing a multitude of sexual acts both with me and by herself. I tend not to watch these as it seems "disrespectful". It certainly didn't feel like that when we were filmimg them. We loved it.

    Why do I not gain satisfaction frm masturbating and achiveing orgasm whilst watching pornography ?

    My friends can hardly believe it.

    I really do feel I have a problem here. I kknow it's because my wife is the only woman I've felt the way I did with and her with me. I cannot imagine feeling as sexually compatible with any other woman as I did with her. It was an entirely different level. So I suppose that's why masturbation seems so pointless to me.

    Incidentally I know my wife gains great satisfaction when masturbating alone now which I suppose adds to the issue I have. To be replaced by a vibrator can be quite upsetting. Vibrators I bought for her and enjoyed using with her and watching her use alone so please don't thin it's a "jealousy" thing

    Apologies for the long post, I do tend to get carried away.

    Oh one more thing to prove I don't have a problem with regard to my wife using sex toys. The last two times we had sex she said were the best sex she'd ever had. Both times we indulged in a lot of anal sex(which she was getting to enjoy more and more,often prefering it to vaginal sex. I used to absolutely love buying her underwear and toys etc. It's something I greatly miss doing. But even now I see something that I know for certain she'd love to use. So even since we stopped seeing each other completely I've bought her a vibrating butt plug and the DP cock ring(the one where I would put my cock in her pussy and theres an anal vibrator attached ti the cock ring, a clitoral bullet and a bullet to make the anal vibrator buzz complete it) I can imagine the amount of pleasure she would get out of both these toys. It's such a shame she'll never get the chance to use them(bizarrly she would never but sex toys herself)

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    edging can be nice though when you finally cum its more of an explosion

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    wildjezz [sign in to see picture]
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    BodyHair you are right there Mr Monster,Getting in your pubes when in the bath can mean only one thing there is no way im going to able to get out of there quick so if the door or phone goes tough... Might aswell just shave the pubes off there and then lol

    Different if the girlfriend is with me then it turns to fun cum in the pubes

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    ewwwww body hair my stomach is turning over thinking of big bush of pubes on a man or the worse a hairy stomach yuk, but its so good we all different as my friend likes hairy men and her hubby is like a gorilla

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    shave it off have some smooth fun yum yum

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    I don't mind hairy men, but not very keen on very hairy men. Thats just me though. My preference with pubes is trimmed, so it's not in the way.

    I can't see why it's disguisting though, as long as they are clean. But as you say Rach, we are all different.

    AA i just think hairy stomachs, backs and shoulders is a no no for me thats why i think disgusting, i dont like the look or feel, but like i said my friend loves men like this so its good we are all different

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    Ant Loves Giving wrote:

    masturbation to me feels like a mechanical exercise to achieve ejaculation. That to me would leave me feeong unfulfilled, a pointless exercise.

    I wouldn't say I find it a pointless exercise, but alot of the time I find masturbation is just a way of satisfying urges, and became just a habit more than anything else. Also sounds like you were ejaculating without orgasming? At least that's how it often felt for me.

    It probably comes from being single for an epically long time, and so it was always something that was more like an only option, rather than something I chose to do.

    Being a long distance now, it's not as bad as it was, being able send naughty texts to each other, but the feeling of it being an only option is still there.

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    Plus, my relationship with porn is kind of summed up by this . .

    http://9gag.com/gag/622892

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