• One Track Mind - Weird Thoughts at Work

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    I was wondering how many of you lovely people look at ordinary, everyday objects with a view to their erotic potential.

    For example, at work today I was using a machine that makes the spin cycle on a washing machine look like a broken rabbit with old batteries! Once I leant my shoulder against it I had a moment of thinking: That's Interesting....

    So, what's the sexiest piece of equipment at your office? (Lovehoney staff please stick to the ordinary equipment, not the stock!) Or around the house, in town - wherever you have inappropriate thoughts, really!

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    i'm a painter so every paint pot hook looks interesting to me

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    ghostgirl [sign in to see picture]
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    working from home some days so lots of distractions here - does the OH count?

    xGGx

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    We have huge-mongous storage silos where I work that have gigantic industrial vibrators or knockers as they're called on em. They sound like the Titanic blowing off when they get switched on! Actually they'd probably kill you if you tried to use them at all.

    Ahh well :S

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    Pixie_Murree [sign in to see picture]
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    I work in a hospital so to list all the things that I could use sexually - we'd be here all day!

    Although I will say I really want to nick a nurses uniform and alter it to make it super sexy !

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    fizzy [sign in to see picture]
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    we keep getting massive cucumbers at work you should see the size of them!

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    RebeccaT [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm a camgirl...no object is ordinary and everday!

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    dotdashdot [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm a midwife... if I looked at things at work and found them sexual then I'd be very wrong indeed! Hahaha!

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    smirnoff09 [sign in to see picture]
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    i wish i had the time to think about much other than work...started for at 8.15 today n stopped for a loo break at 11amthen got lunch as i was leaving at 4.30.

    Though thinking about it the guy dealing with a broken door could make a very nice play thing...

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    Dirty Red Angel [sign in to see picture]
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    Well there's plenty of pricks working in my place...... oh wait...... you meant useful objects.

    No then, can't think of much sexy equipment in our place.....

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    ghostgirl [sign in to see picture]
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    Dirty Red Angel wrote:

    Well there's plenty of pricks working in my place...... oh wait...... you meant useful objects.

    No then, can't think of much sexy equipment in our place.....

    I used to work somewhere like that !!
    xGGx

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    My place has some pricks, and a few greasy arseholes too, but that wasn't quite what I meant....

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    Miss B [sign in to see picture]
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    sexiest piece of equipment in work?

    my desk. many a fantasy...

    I used to work in a library and a customer I got to know and then have banter with via text once suggested the service desk during one particular filthy scenario...

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    HOT!

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    That's the idea!

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    Miss B [sign in to see picture]
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    in his scenario, I was being serviced...

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    Wet Panties [sign in to see picture]
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    Not so much objects but when I was studying I used to fantasise about anything and everything alll the time! I used to have to take very regular *ahem* coffee breaks.

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    ShaftMaster [sign in to see picture]
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    I agree with each to their own, but there are certain people I find really unattractive, and after having worked in Superdrug and selling them condoms, I didn't really find anything in there sexual. in the slightest.

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    Propshaft [sign in to see picture]
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    Does Kylie's Calander count?

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    CurlyCoupleWife [sign in to see picture]
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    Nice thread! I work in a boring office environment but our stapler's name (in the stationery catalogue) is Goliath - always makes me chuckle as I think it less suited as a name for a stapler, more suited as a name for a dildo - maybe that's just me...

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