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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Morbidia, now forgive me if l have missed this, but what porn wise floats your boat hun.....

    TB

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    It's girl on girl all the way for me TB ^_^

    x x x

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh would you believe it works for me too Morbidia....could get myself sponsored by an amalgamation of PebbleDash UK and Kleenex Tissues if you get my drift !! being smart as well as cute am certain you will get it !

    TB

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    I hate that im cute, lol, everyone says im cute, so in my mind, thats all i can ever be, which sucks!! I want to be sexy damnit!! lol ^_^

    x x x

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    But, yes, i do get your drift, lol

    x x x

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Morbidia, TB falls on addled knees in supplication, fraid my days of genuflection are behind me, cute is just one of those - god forgive me, dare l say it- a throw away type word typed out without thinking. What l clearly should have said is ravishing... oops... oerrrr.... aaaargghhhhhh... ouch..... just landed on my flag floor after wriggling completely off the hook !!!

    Sorry Morbidia, no offence meant hun.

    Love and Kisses P.

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Hehehe, no worries hun, i forgives you :)

    x x x

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Morbidia wrote:

    It's girl on girl all the way for me TB ^_^

    x x x

    Have a look at Viv Thomas, he produces some amazing Girly porn.  It is aimed at the male market (toys & lots of finger banging & toy anal) but is very sensual.  TB reccommened Andrew Blake & David Ninn.

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Thankies for that Mucky, always so helpful ^_^

    x x x

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Always glad to help Morbidia, it's the least I can do for all those trouser pleasing hugs I get!!!!

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    ya know, i am famous for my trouser pleasing hugs, right?

    :-P

    x x x

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    If you say so Morbidia hun, l am sure you are right !!!

    TB

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    Ok Ducky, girly porn? what could you recommend to someone looking for something aimed at women? Setting a challenge here cause if i have to put up with one more blonde staring at me when im trying to get the job done im gonna scream and not the good kind lol

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Viv Thomas is unbeatable in my eyes, his DVDs are never too full on & are always sensual.  The girls he uses are always super beautiful & look very fresh.  Mrs Duck loves the build up of them & most of the scenes but she hates Toys & fingering in videos, which they often have.  ViVs Mayfair private pratice has both girly action with a few hetro scenes, VERY hot & sexy but not hard or 'nasty'!

    TallBoy reccomended Andrew Blake & David Ninn as a more voyeur, erotic style of girly flicks. 

    Hope that helps!

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Both of them use brunettes as well as blondes Roxy !!!

    TB

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    Someone send me towards a good porn with a plot. I enjoy the wham bam thank you mam porn (especially if its amature lol) but I'm so sick of seeing plastic looking girls who scream all the way through. Noone does that in real life- stop doing in porn! It's off putting!

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    Roxy1990 wrote:

    Ok Ducky, girly porn? what could you recommend to someone looking for something aimed at women? Setting a challenge here cause if i have to put up with one more blonde staring at me when im trying to get the job done im gonna scream and not the good kind lol

    Try Petra Joy as well.  I recently reviewed a 18 film for LH, but she also does R18 from her website http://www.petrajoy.com/

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    Bingo Caller [sign in to see picture]
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    crayola wrote:

    Someone send me towards a good porn with a plot. I enjoy the wham bam thank you mam porn (especially if its amature lol) but I'm so sick of seeing plastic looking girls who scream all the way through. Noone does that in real life- stop doing in porn! It's off putting!

    not a girl, but gonna reply anyway ...

    Skinny girls with enormous tits ... super skinny girls with bones and ribs and backbones all sticking out ... all that "ahh ahh ahh ahh" constantly ....   All of those are such a turn off makes it hard to watch  (or rather, it doesn't make it hard! ).
    A story line can be quite entertaining but not when the lines are delivered really badly as is sadly so often the case.

    Give me a porno with Real People with Real Bodies anyday.

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Well said Christicus ^_^

    x x x

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Real porn but we would have to all get together to achieve that wouldn't we campers!!

    TB

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