• Caption Competition - April 2011

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    man of pleasure [sign in to see picture]
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    you cheap skate its says PRIMARK when you rub the surface

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    geekboy [sign in to see picture]
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    "This is the latest model, by pressing this button i can simultaneously make you laugh and make the headboard dissapear. What wll they think of next?"

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    crag630 [sign in to see picture]
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    Her- is this yours?

    Him- er I bought it for you.

    Her- oh thank god I was getting worried.

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    Dirty Red Angel [sign in to see picture]
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    WOW two of my three favourite things to have in bed. The Rabbit and my man. (In that order )

    To make it complete - where's the chocolate sauce?

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    happy easter...enjoy your cum filled chocolate eggs

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    Satoshi [sign in to see picture]
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    Him: When you agreed to fulfil my Playboy fantasy, this was not the bunny in pink i had in mind...

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    underpants warning ....will take a wide load... please wash your hands afterwards

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    Nymeria [sign in to see picture]
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    Easter battery powered bunny - Keeps on giving and giving... Still giving.

    OR

    "If only it was that easy to push her buttons the right way"

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    ace angel [sign in to see picture]
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    and this is what you wanna use on me :0)

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    ace angel [sign in to see picture]
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    ace angel wrote:

    husband says : And this is what you wanna use on me :0)

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    SnL [sign in to see picture]
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    "Look what I spooned out from my grandmother's rabbit stew this evening.. Aw I think she got a little bit confused...... Ooh.... Ewwww."

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    cyjim [sign in to see picture]
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    Her: "HAH HAH HAH HAH! Seriously? You think i prefer yours? Seriously??? HAH HAH HAH HAH!"

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    BashfulBabe [sign in to see picture]
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    "Keep smiling! We need the money from this shoot to replace that hideous wallpaper!"

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    EmilyBlenkins [sign in to see picture]
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    Her: Okay darling, I think you've given all you can, so why dont you go play in the shed while me and this rabbit get to know eachother better.

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    EllieSuxxx. [sign in to see picture]
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    "SORRY JOHN, I FORGOT THIS ONE IS YOURS!"

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    Sam27 [sign in to see picture]
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    Her : "I can do without the essentials but I MUST have my luxuries…"

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    Nymeria [sign in to see picture]
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    Easter battery powered bunny - Keeps on giving, and giving, and giving... Still giving.

    Missed a bit out. =P

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    message on underpants box...warning may contain nuts!!!!

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    LovingHer [sign in to see picture]
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    Because I don't want a baby yet the easter bunny is here to lend a pair of ears in stopping you from cumming all over my eggs, on the other hand more blowjobs for you dear

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    LovingHer [sign in to see picture]
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    "That's not quite what I had in mind when you said Jessica the bunny would be joining us in bed dear "

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