• Caption Competition - April 2011

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    Lovehoney - Alice [sign in to see picture]
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    It's caption time again! You may recognise these smiley happy types from the homepage, but what are they saying/thinking? Hmmmm...

    There will be one overall winner who wins a selection of goodies from their wishlist.

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    ZombieCpl [sign in to see picture]
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    the guy said it was a new breed- sort of a mix between a Lion Head and a ...dildo

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    suze9 [sign in to see picture]
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    Get your bloody hands of MY rabbit darling!!!

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    toycar69 [sign in to see picture]
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    See honey, it really is cute, and nothing to be afraid of. By the way, you're now obsolete!

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    YoungEssexCouple [sign in to see picture]
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    "These rabbits just keep getting better, press this button and it generates an excuse as to why we can't visit your mother this weekend!"

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    Wilkibo [sign in to see picture]
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    "And this button releases the laughing gas"

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    This thing is so powerful I need to wear a wrist strap just to keep it from vibrating off on to the floor!

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    Flower wallpaper and green sheets? The only thing that is tasteful in this entire room is this large pulsating pink toy!

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    cheer_up [sign in to see picture]
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    "And just to add insult to injury, you favourite method of emasculating your boyfriend now comes in neon pink!"

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    lvhoneyfan [sign in to see picture]
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    "This isn't the kind of pet rabbit I was talking about, dear."

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    Not quite the salad tosser I had in mind honey but its the thought that counts

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    TheKittyKat [sign in to see picture]
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    "Now while I'm spanking the monkey or whacking the mole, you can play with a rabbit"

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    I am not sure this is the remote control for this sagging airbed, but push the button and we'll see what happens.

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    ZombieCpl [sign in to see picture]
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    TheKittyKat wrote:

    "Now while I'm spanking the monkey or whacking the mole, you can play with a rabbit"

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    silverdrop [sign in to see picture]
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    Our threesome with the Easter Bunny started out awkward, but it wasn't long before Mike was petting our new third.

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    silverdrop [sign in to see picture]
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    "Happy birthday, darling. I thought I'd buy you some pearls."

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    silverdrop [sign in to see picture]
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    "You are so getting a BJ once I've finished round one with my new toy."

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    silverdrop [sign in to see picture]
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    Mr BunBun's date with Jenny was going well until Derek showed up to deliver the cockblock.

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    SnL [sign in to see picture]
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    "I got a special cut from the butcher today darling".

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    My God look at the size of it hun, my dick is only THIS big in comparison!!

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