• Caption Competition - March

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    Lovehoney - Alice [sign in to see picture]
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    It's caption time again! (A little late... erm... *shuffles feet*). Appearing this time is our very own Lovehoney - Numbers and special friend.

    There will be one overall winner who wins a selection of goodies to review (so please make sure you can review, and that you have an Orgasm Army wishlist made up from products that aren't yet reviewed).

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    menyanthe [sign in to see picture]
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    Who put my girlfriend there?

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    ZombieCpl [sign in to see picture]
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    Heeeeere's Johnny.

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    "A gottle of gear, a gottle of gear!"

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    sexy little minx [sign in to see picture]
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    What?!! You really want to try that?

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney Richard "oh the stupid pricks! They've printed all the writing on the packaging in reverse!"

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    "Err. . . .these are the box files, that's one of the desks there and on the top shelf just to the right of my forehead is a stuffed dinosaur. . . .So, when can you start? Monday?"

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    menyanthe [sign in to see picture]
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    "What are you saying, hun? Can't hear you!"

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    mtunreal69 [sign in to see picture]
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    "pssst, I'm a real girl"

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    mtunreal69 [sign in to see picture]
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    "boxed fresh fetish"

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    Carousel [sign in to see picture]
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    Introducing Lovehoney's latest Love Doll - three holes, realistic hair, and she whispers sweet nothings at the push of a button!

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    Carousel [sign in to see picture]
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    The pressure of Lovehoney's re-vamp had taken it's toll on Numbers, who can be found rocking in the corner of the office, talking to the love dolls... Poor soul...

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    ZombieCpl [sign in to see picture]
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    "and in the round window today we have"!

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    ZombieCpl [sign in to see picture]
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    lovehoney numbers "What time do you open?"

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    ZombieCpl [sign in to see picture]
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    That's easy for you to say. You're a sex doll, you'll always have work

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    Nymeria [sign in to see picture]
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    "Mirror, mirror, sealed in a box, who in Lovehoney is the sauciest fox?"

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    mtunreal69 [sign in to see picture]
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    "Two headed sex beast" - Thank you Alan Partridge

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    silverdrop [sign in to see picture]
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    Thank you for interviewing for the *cough* position recently vacated by Honey. We'll be *cough* in touch.

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    hustla [sign in to see picture]
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    Meet number 2

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    silverdrop [sign in to see picture]
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    "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..." (reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf670orHKcA )

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