• Bits Slipping In/Alien objects inside

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    SnL [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Everyone,

    I have a bit of a worry but I can't really talk to my mum about this! Not sure whether I am being paranoid or not.

    On Valentines Day, I was preparing for the evening festivities as one does. I was scribbling my love message inside the card and I decided I would put these little heart bits which you can put inside cards (when they all fall out onto one's lap it is wonderful). However, when I opened the packet the hearts burst out in a flurry everywhere. So the only option was to scoop them and put them in the card.

    Anyways I was running out of time, so I spontaneously thought I could sprinkle the remaining hearts all over the bed, floor and bathroom. So at this point, the hearts were all over my furry throw and not in the bed so when the loving moment came we just threw the furry throw off therefore there weren't any bits in the bed. V-day was wonderful, after changing the sheets, vacuuming etc numerous times they still appear (even at work).

    Last night, straight after we had had sex, my boyfriend said.. "Ooh.. Better becareful..", and pulled one of the small shiny hearty bits from the base of his penis. Now I am absolutely paranoid they are inside me.

    Am I being paranoid? If they were inside me could they harm me? Should I get checked out? I really dun wanna get toxic shock etc. The hearts are 5mm square I would say.

    I would really appreciate some advice please.

    Thanks xx

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    Oh I know valentines day has been a while ago, we've been abroad during that time.

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    BigPoppa [sign in to see picture]
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    It's unlikely you'll come to much harm given the time scale now but given that your worried make an appointment to see your practice nurse. They tend to do all the smears etc these days so will easily be able to do a quick look. Don't worry they will have seen or heard worse many times before so just laugh it off with them.

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    I very much doubt it SnL. But if its worrying you, best get checked out.
    SG

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    SnL wrote:

    Hi Everyone,

    I have a bit of a worry but I can't really talk to my mum about this! Not sure whether I am being paranoid or not.

    On Valentines Day, I was preparing for the evening festivities as one does. I was scribbling my love message inside the card and I decided I would put these little heart bits which you can put inside cards (when they all fall out onto one's lap it is wonderful). However, when I opened the packet the hearts burst out in a flurry everywhere. So the only option was to scoop them and put them in the card.

    Anyways I was running out of time, so I spontaneously thought I could sprinkle the remaining hearts all over the bed, floor and bathroom. So at this point, the hearts were all over my furry throw and not in the bed so when the loving moment came we just threw the furry throw off therefore there weren't any bits in the bed. V-day was wonderful, after changing the sheets, vacuuming etc numerous times they still appear (even at work).

    Last night, straight after we had had sex, my boyfriend said.. "Ooh.. Better becareful..", and pulled one of the small shiny hearty bits from the base of his penis. Now I am absolutely paranoid they are inside me.

    Am I being paranoid? If they were inside me could they harm me? Should I get checked out? I really dun wanna get toxic shock etc. The hearts are 5mm square I would say.

    I would really appreciate some advice please.

    Thanks xx

    I doubt much harm will come . Toxic shock happens rather quickly as well. the only worry I would have is that you may experience small cuts which will cause intercourse to be slightly painful.

    they should come out when you next have your period.

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    SnL wrote:

    Hi Everyone,

    I have a bit of a worry but I can't really talk to my mum about this! Not sure whether I am being paranoid or not.

    You could douche with warm water, that would wash anything out if there was something there

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    Going from the title I thought this was going to be about aliens and anal probes ;) Think you should be fine though as far as any internal damage but as others have suggested if you are really worried then seek medical advice.

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    don't worry about toxic shock syndrome ~ if that would have caused it, you'd be well into a coma by now!! so put that worry aside. :)

    my advice would be to reeelaaaaxxxx... take a nice, long warm bath (not too hot, and WITHOUT bubbles!!) and relax ~ then, if you can (excuse me for being quite graphic with my next few sentences..) try to relax the muscles of your vagina open, then squeeze them closed, so that the bath water flows in and out of you. it's like douching, but with no specialist equipment required (and you get to have a nice bath! lol)

    if you're still worried after that, then do go and see your doctor. HTH!! xx

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    as others have said it is unlikely that you have anything as you would probably have noticed by now, if you had anything stuck then you would probably have had abnormal discharge which you would have noticed.

    Try doing what Nifty suggested if you are worried or pop to see the practice nurse, but i wouldnt worry to much.

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    I once worked with a woman who went to have a smear test, only for the nurse doing it to find a postage stamp up there. I daren't ask. Totally irrelevant but all this just kinda reminded me

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    Your vagina works that there's regularly cleaning...stuff coming out, even when you're not on your period. I think if they were inside you, you'd have known about it by now.

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    violeteyes wrote:

    Mr Boob wrote:

    I once worked with a woman who went to have a smear test, only for the nurse doing it to find a postage stamp up there. I daren't ask. Totally irrelevant but all this just kinda reminded me

    maybe the postman came visiting

    She was a very very big girl, and not pretty or sexy in any way. Ok, she was about as unattractive as a girl can be. It would be a brave postman. But all I can think is eeeeeeeeeeewwwww!!!!!!

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    Thanks everyone...

    I feel better now... I am goin straight up for a very very long bath and try that particular method... Sometimes the imagination goes into overdrive a bit! Luckily the hearts aren't the size of the postage stamp and not as interesting! And mebbe a thread might pop up about aliens and anal probes one day if there isn't one out there yet. xx

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    Lol, maybe she took the whole postman in along with the post :)

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    P.S. Have anyone tried anal probing aliens? If yes, which planet were they from? Lol.

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    Mr Boob wrote:

    violeteyes wrote:

    Mr Boob wrote:

    I once worked with a woman who went to have a smear test, only for the nurse doing it to find a postage stamp up there. I daren't ask. Totally irrelevant but all this just kinda reminded me

    maybe the postman came visiting

    She was a very very big girl, and not pretty or sexy in any way. Ok, she was about as unattractive as a girl can be. It would be a brave postman. But all I can think is eeeeeeeeeeewwwww!!!!!!

    Hey, Mr B. I know you knew the lady in question, and those things may be true, but please remember there are people of all shapes and sizes on this forum, and that kind of hurtful remark is the reason some of us are so insecure about our bodies.

    Guess why I don''t have a photo avatar?

    It's really not OK to be that dismissive about other people's sex lives, particularly when you're making assumptions based on whether you find them attractive. It's a thoughtless remark, in both senses of the word. I'm sure you didn't consider it harmful, but please be more considerate next time.

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    Mr Monster, some are insecure with their bodies, even though they look *normal* (like me, for example). Although now - I don't really care how I look - yes, my thighs are not looking good at the moment, but after birth I'll try to take care of that and of my hanging belly skin (because I know I can't avoid that) with the help of some massager belt - some say they do have some effect.

    And although I don't get attracted by men with bellies and hairy bodies - well, look at my husband, lol. But still I love him a lot and WANT to have plenty of sex with him (unfortunately, he is not very sexually active - excluding masturbation, but I am not sure how often he does that either).

    And another thing I don't like about my body - my boobs (yes, the same one on the avatar). On the avatar they look good, but if I remove the bra - it's a totally different story. And yes big boobs and gravitation lead to *hanging* boobs eventually, but I believe it happened too early.

    So, I guess you could always put an avatar that people would find attractive. (I don't like most men avatars on this site anyway - but I know that you have the ability to choose the worst possible photo to present yourselves - once my husband used a photo where he was wearing the ugliest shirt possible, his face was as red as a tomato (like he has been drinking waaay off) and he had such a strange expression on the face - and when I asked him - why for God's sake did you put this photo? His answer was: What's wrong with it? )

    And if anyone wants to know what I like - I like men's backs! There are some other parts of the body I do like a lot - but they are too specific and hard for me to explain (because it is not what you have in the pants ;) )

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    Guys and girls, I apologize whole-heartidly. I really didn't mean to sound so judgemental and didn't mean to upset anyone. So I owe a big apology to Mr Monster and Menyanthe, and anyone else I I may have offended - sorry.

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    Mr Boob wrote:

    Guys and girls, I apologize whole-heartidly. I really didn't mean to sound so judgemental and didn't mean to upset anyone. So I owe a big apology to Mr Monster and Menyanthe, and anyone else I I may have offended - sorry.

    Fair enough. Hope you can understand why that attitude is so worrying.

    All the best,

    MrMr

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