• "It looks like someone's jizzed all over my toys!" and other disasters...

    1297338550
    Lovehoney - Alice [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 1549
    • Joined: 19 Jul 2010

    Last night, a minor catastrophe befell my bedside table.

    Somehow, a pump dispenser of Liquid Silk had become wedged in the drawer and every time I tried to pull the drawer open, it would open about 2 cms. Worse still, the pump had somehow got stuck so each time I tried to get in the drawer, the Liquid Silk dispensed a gush of lube inside the drawer. Nightmare!

    I had to retrieve something thin and pokey to push the bottle back and on opening the drawer - horror of horrors - everything was covered in Liquid SIlk. And you know what Liquid Silk looks like. Took ages to clean everything up!

    Anyone else have any toy-wrecking disasters?

    1297339646
    occhiverdi [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 731
    • Joined: 9 Aug 2010

    Alice that is hilarious. I have had a bottle of KY explode (i assume OH didnt put the lid back on) anyway not a problem unless it is in your underware drawer!!!

    Ive also has a silicone buttplug go a bit wierd after i washed it with god knows what!!! the silicone went a bit odd...

    I haven't tried liquid silk, we're rather fussy about lubes .... especially trying to find the right anal one :)

    1297343322
    JakeH [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 349
    • Joined: 12 Jul 2008

    Hahaha liquid silk does look just like come! I've had the exact same problem with a pump bottle too! Narrow/shallow drawers full off too much stuff must be a recipie for disaster...

    One of my drawers at home is still slippery from when a bottle of silicone lube leaked a little bit a few years ago - that stuff really does last forever!

    1297343327
    mtunreal69 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 27
    • Joined: 9 Jan 2009

    Man that sucks, I feel your pain. Managed to get lube on the wooden floor and despite cleaning, still remains a little shine. Is awesome for sliding on in your socks though. Wooo!

    1297349354
    Bakewell [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 28
    • Joined: 25 Nov 2010

    Sachet of cherry lube left open on the table and the OH put a glass on top of it.. not a disaster but my bedside table now smells like a sweet counter!

    1297356001
    suze9 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 414
    • Joined: 5 Feb 2009

    Worst that has happened with us is one of the kids finding this little guy in my bedside drawer http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16031 thankfully he looks like a bug, only realised when he was found completely dead under the bed, later they were asking if I had any more buzzy bug toys!!! Oh the joys of pre-schoolers!!!

    1297363015
    Genie [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 63
    • Joined: 10 Feb 2010

    Worst thing that happened to me was sliquid silicone lube all over my floor (I must have forgot to close the lid properly) My bag of toys was soaked and so was the carpet of the rented flat I'm currently living in. It's been over a month and it hasn't completely disappeared, hopefully it will. Fingers crossed!

    1297365109
    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 2008
    • Joined: 17 Nov 2008

    ive acciently melted some silicone toys together before. luckily they were ones i wasnt too keen on.

    1297372762
    WandA [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 6342
    • Joined: 28 Nov 2007

    Or that's what your OH told you Alice?

    1297622014
    JakeH [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 349
    • Joined: 12 Jul 2008

    Bakewell wrote:

    Sachet of cherry lube left open on the table and the OH put a glass on top of it.. not a disaster but my bedside table now smells like a sweet counter!

    Haha, I've had a cherry spill too - it smells so sickly/synthetically sweet doesn't it?!

    Post a reply to this thread

    Please sign in to post messages to the forum.