• Good inuendos during conversations

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    StHubbins [sign in to see picture]
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    Mozzalini wrote:

    My wife is always playing Candy Crush on her iPad and I watch and wait until she moves one of the red jelly beans before smuttily commenting about her flicking the bean. I've been doing it for months. Apparently it's now not, and has never been, funny!

    I often get this reaction with innuendos to my wife, but it's funny to us, so enjoy yourself

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    CaptainInnuendo [sign in to see picture]
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    The name speaks for itself - Does exactly what it says on the tin. All the more challenging and fun in an extreme climate of workplace behavioural expectations.

    "You can't say that! If some one heard, they might find it offensive!"

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    naughty stacey [sign in to see picture]
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    Mozzalini wrote:

    My wife is always playing Candy Crush on her iPad and I watch and wait until she moves one of the red jelly beans before smuttily commenting about her flicking the bean. I've been doing it for months. Apparently it's now not, and has never been, funny!

    Your doing good work, I am sure you don't need our encouragement to keep it up.

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    LilMissFrustrated [sign in to see picture]
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    I find saying back 'said the actress to the bishop' always takes an innocent comment to another level....normally gutter level.

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    andrex [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't really like innuendoes in conversation, but I do like to slip one in occasionally.

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    LilMissFrustrated [sign in to see picture]
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    andrex wrote:

    I don't really like innuendoes in conversation, but I do like to slip one in occasionally.

    so bad :-)
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    andrex [sign in to see picture]
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    Why thank you LMF! haha!

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    Cornish89 [sign in to see picture]
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    Andrex that made me chuckle lol

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