• Good inuendos during conversations

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    hustla [sign in to see picture]
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    Do any of you know good teasing inuendos to use during coversation.For example my my you have big feet you know what they say about the bigger the feet............. the bigger the socks.

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    boobaloo [sign in to see picture]
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    my husband has loads that he uses, but I can't think of anything off the top of my head, he seems to be able to make anything sounds dirty tho

    he should be on later I am sure he will reply to this

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    BashfulBabe [sign in to see picture]
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    I find a well placed "that's what she said!" works a treat.

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    The great Ronnie Barker said that the wonderful thing about a double entendre is that it can only mean one thing...

    It's usually the innocent little things that get twisted into something really filthy ... or that's what my old Headmaster used to say....

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    Jamba [sign in to see picture]
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    I find that subtle inference is the best. Just picking particular words can do it like using: slip, rub, tease, ease, pleasure etc.... Placed relatively subtly into a sentence can get some sexy banter going :)

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    Dirty Red Angel [sign in to see picture]
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    When someone calls (phones) for me but I'm not available so they leave a message for me to call them back.

    First words when I get through to them in a flirtacious voice "Did you want me?" and I don't mean in a telephone capacity either

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    Sustenance Ad.

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Sustenance Ad.

    That's a terrible innuendo! Or just a random post.

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Sustenance Ad.

    Knob.

    Mr Monster wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Sustenance Ad.

    That's a terrible innuendo! Or just a random post.

    In joke. Failed attempt at sexiness a very long time ago!

    Adx

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    In joke. Failed attempt at sexiness a very long time ago!

    Adx

    Failed attempt at sexiness 90 mins ago, too...

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    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Sustenance Ad.

    Knob.

    Mr Monster wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Sustenance Ad.

    That's a terrible innuendo! Or just a random post.

    In joke. Failed attempt at sexiness a very long time ago!

    Adx

    Can someone explain this to me coz I don't get it!!

    *sits in corner with dunces hat on*

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    A very long time ago, after a very long session in bed, I foolishly joked about needing sustenance before continuing as a reason for getting food....he's never let me live it down.

    Adx

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    How are you feeling yourself?

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    LittleMiss1981UK [sign in to see picture]
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    I can't think of any, yet in conversation I am great at them

    Grrrrrrrrrr

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    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    A very long time ago, after a very long session in bed, I foolishly joked about needing sustenance before continuing as a reason for getting food....he's never let me live it down.

    Adx

    Ahhh - thank you. I've been trying to work it out and just didn't understand!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    LittleKitty wrote:

    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    A very long time ago, after a very long session in bed, I foolishly joked about needing sustenance before continuing as a reason for getting food....he's never let me live it down.

    Adx

    Ahhh - thank you. I've been trying to work it out and just didn't understand!

    She kept her 'sex voice' on. Sustenence isn't a sexy word is it Ad?

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    Dirty Red Angel [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't know

    "Susteneance" spoken in a sexy, breathy, light voice; can't see any problems with that

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    The_Thing [sign in to see picture]
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    Pretty much anything can be an innuendo (in-your-end-oh), you just have to do it right, remember to knuckle down, think hard, and when you think of a big one, don't bottle it up, just get it out and let everyone know you've arrived.

    ...

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    Lovehoney - Alice [sign in to see picture]
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    I like a simple "...yeah you do"

    "I prefer them harder"

    "... yeah you do"

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    boobaloo [sign in to see picture]
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    my favourite one was at work once when one of the managers announced that she had started a mass debate about something in a meeting when we explained to her what it sounded like she said she went bright red.

    I have to say a well timed "do you now?" or "is that right?" usual covers most things ha ha

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