• The LH Sex Museum - in 30 years time

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    So, myself and another OA'er were talking about what it would be like in 30 years time when a Eurotrash style programme looked back at the way sex was then (ie now) and the weird things we had and did.

    This got us thinking. In 30 years time would someone look a vibrator and wonder what it is?

    "What is a vi-bra-tor?"

    Oh, it's a shaking female stick of enjoyment. How primitive....

    Clearly some things have been around for thousands of years and will continue to do so (dildo's & phallic symbols etc) but what will people make of the we-vibe in 30 years time? A peg to clip together your sex lips?!

    So, using your imagination, the LH Museum is open. It just needs to be filled ......

    What do you imagine people could be saying about sex, the things we use and the things we do in 30 years time. The wackier and funnier the better.

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    Sir tim wannacott on ball gags well i wonder what this was used for me ol butt buddys a child noise supressent or maybe a toy for the doggie if you live in a small flat and have no room to throw a ball. So who's turn is it to be doggie toight my lovelies?

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    tonight**

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    Sexual thoughts will be thought crimes and result in rehabilitation.

    Errr... They'll maybe be amazed how we didn't cope with sex robots and the lack of interactive sex toys.

    Once they figure out that stem cell lark they'll laugh at our crappy clone a willy kits.

    Paper books will be a novelty.

    They'll wonder how on earth we used cold lube.

    They'll have no idea what a bullet is, after all they use laser beams.

    We'll probably of killed all the cows too to prevent the worsening of global warming so leather will be an odd thing.

    And they'll look at the Cobra Libre and think "Ey, Dave, that looks like that old Escort you used to have!"

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    *probably have killed all the cows too, to prevent

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    O h and look at this ol mobile phone it seems to have predicktive sexting

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    lmao - some great ideas there so far

    Monkey Spanker - is this a tea strainer?!

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    no this is a health problem the same as rsi

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    I imagine LH's, by then primitive, attempt at emulating oral sex via the sqweel will be a complete laughing stock. The stuff Fwd emails are made of.

    (no offence)

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    " So Mate let me get this right.... When your old man was in his prime, They had these things called 'sex toys' right? Because they couldn't figure out the simple task of giving an android a carbon titanium fibre construct, A high resolution super conductive virtual nervous system and a Hard-Brain powered by a Quantum singularity? - Jeez they had it tuff! I mean, Even if they could afford a 'Realdoll' I mean come on, Look at the things, They're as real as Deep space travel not being invented LMAO "

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    Ok maybe that was more like 300 years ahead lol!

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    star prick stuff sed

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    Kegel balls - they look like they resemble Kinder eggs. I wonder what the surprise is......

    Oh honey look, sperm donation.

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    Seduced wrote:

    " So Mate let me get this right.... When your old man was in his prime, They had these things called 'sex toys' right? Because they couldn't figure out the simple task of giving an android a carbon titanium fibre construct, A high resolution super conductive virtual nervous system and a Hard-Brain powered by a Quantum singularity? - Jeez they had it tuff! I mean, Even if they could afford a 'Realdoll' I mean come on, Look at the things, They're as real as Deep space travel not being invented LMAO "

    lmao - that techy speak has gone right over my head

    But it sounds about right, although I doubt its as long off as 300 years x

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    oo h look at this snake like thing a head at each end ..must have belonged to the chuckle brothers .to me to you to me

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    "So these contraptions here used to be known as sex aids."

    "Errr.... Wasn't that the thing that wiped out the population of the Americas before we quarantined it and had to nuke Alaska?"

    "Urm, No. That was swine flu. AIDS only bothered poor people so it was alright."

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    They'll look at the Fleshlight and think it was some primitive religious ritual that involved imparting the fertile fruit of the loins into the giver of light.

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    Cock rings and viagra because "Pffttt, they couldn't even grow another penis when the old one was broken."

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    LittleKitty wrote:

    Kegel balls - they look like they resemble Kinder eggs. I wonder what the surprise is......

    Oh honey look, sperm donation.

    I've just realised this makes no sense - women don't have sperm d'oh!!!

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    WandA wrote:

    Cock rings and viagra because "Pffttt, they couldn't even grow another penis when the old one was broken."

    Imagine growing another cock to replace your "old" one - the average penis size would increase exponentially I think, if men had any control over the making of the new one!!

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