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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    Ok, apologies for the title - I couldn't resist letting my immature side out for a moment.

    Whilst we're working on "averages" in the bra thread I have another question based on averages - ish. I was having a conversation with WandA and I was wondering...

    Question:

    Is your penis/vaginal cavity (what a pleasant term) straight or not?

    I'm very crooked inside - tilt (let me get this right) down more than I should and left (my left) more than "normal" - the "tube" itself is straight but it's just not in the exact right place. I know this can be the same for men too. Men can veer in either left or right direction or have a curve in a variety of directions.

    But I wonder, how much variation is there...are most men/women generally straight or is perfectly straight less common?

    So, if you're happy to answer, what are you? Straight, curved or "veered"? And in which direction/to what extent?

    I understand this is harder to answer if you're female - I only know because my gynae told me but if you do know I'd be fascinated! I know one or two forumers have mentioned before in the past.

    Adx

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    Lol Alicia, You just can't stay away can you? hehe.

    Mine is shaped like a katana lol, Veering ever so slightly upwards on a gentle transition.

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    I am *trying* but I keep overdoing things/feeling ill and finding it difficult to absorb any revision as a result!

    Adx

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    I've never even considered in terms of myself... as far as I can tell, it's all pretty much straight... though I can't tell very far. And most likely wouldn't even know if it wasn't in the right place...

    I do, however, know that my OH's erection always veers off a little to his left... always useful information to bear in mind for groping purposes. ;-)

    xx

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    As I'm sure you are aware Ad my penis is non bendy or veered. As straight as an arrow.

    I wonder if in men it's possible to alter a veer from the side? Is it a ligament that holds it in place?

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    WandA wrote:

    As I'm sure you are aware Ad my penis is non bendy or veered. As straight as an arrow.

    I wonder if in men it's possible to alter a veer from the side? Is it a ligament that holds it in place?

    I had a friend who was changing wanking hands in order to straighten his penis since he was adament that wanking with the same hand all the time had given him a veer.

    Whether he was successful or not, I don't know.

    Adx

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    Id have no idea what 'normal' for a woman is. But I bend upwards quite a lot. But then again this might be 'normal'?

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    Funny you should mention it, but I thought the same. It's too much of a coincidence how neatly it fits my usual hand!

    If you must know, a very slight curve to the left, and very slightly thicker towards the tip.

    Nothing you'd notice unless you were looking for it.

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    Inara14 wrote:

    Id have no idea what 'normal' for a woman is. But I bend upwards quite a lot. But then again this might be 'normal'?

    It is definitely a harder Q to answer for women but I know a few people have been told by their gynaes so I thought I'd ask all the same!

    I find WandA being straight works because I'm so squiffy - it means we're not contending with opposite curves...but if I were straight, him being curved wouldn't be a prob.

    As always, it's all about compatability I guess!

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    Mr Monster wrote:

    Funny you should mention it, but I thought the same. It's too much of a coincidence how neatly it fits my usual hand!

    If you must know, a very slight curve to the left, and very slightly thicker towards the tip.

    Nothing you'd notice unless you were looking for it.

    Interesting! WandA has a thicker bit but I'd just assumed most men were thicker in the same area....wow a new thing to learn about!

    WandA's thick spot is annoyingly right at the same position (when inside me) as my tighter ring of muscle!

    I'd never considered that that may vary for others!

    Adx

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    Hugely wonky depending on what point of my cycle I'm at as my cervix goes up and down more than a Hot-air Balloon

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    If I'm standing, mine always gets rock hard and aims high with a slight curve towards me (Banana style) and straight as an arrow.

    I have no idea if wanking with one hand give's the penis a veer left or right but I've been a wanker for a long time and mine is as straight as a ruler.

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    I curve upwards pretty normally, and have a light bend of the left. However, the way my penis usually sits when soft is kind of odd though. For some reason it seems like the structuring around my penis is a little off, so it kind of drops and hangs to the left, so basically when you look at me straight sometimes you'll see theright side in complete profile. It depends on how hard I am though, but even when i'm fully hard there is still a veer, so while my penis is relativly straight horizonally, it "lies" to the left.

    Never had a proplem with it though, cause it's a passive thing. It doesn't restrict me moving it in anyway and having it straight or pulling it over to the right isn't uncomfortable or difficult.

    Ass wise, well, everyone who's partaken in bum fun will know that it's like the twisty slide at a playpark.

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    nothign that ive particuarly noticed and nothing that has been mentioned to me. But ive only had one internal exam ( sti test as part of a health mot) all that was mentioned during that was that i have a healthy cervix

    MsEllie wrote:

    as my cervix goes up and down more than a Hot-air Balloon

    I can feel my cervix move as well, and also when i ovulate (which coincides)

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    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    As I'm sure you are aware Ad my penis is non bendy or veered. As straight as an arrow.

    I wonder if in men it's possible to alter a veer from the side? Is it a ligament that holds it in place?

    I had a friend who was changing wanking hands in order to straighten his penis since he was adament that wanking with the same hand all the time had given him a veer.

    Whether he was successful or not, I don't know.

    Adx

    Ha Ha, this made me laugh. My cock veer's slightly to the right, and when i was a teenager, was convinced that it was due to excessive wanking, so still using my right hand (couldn't do it with my left) would point to the left while knocking one out. Then read that it was normal to have a veer, so normal service resumed, and the veer has never got worse.

    Also when i'm hard, my cock points straight up, it's impossible for me to point it down the way, yet in porn (that's my only reference, i don't look at other cock's, honest) some guy's are hard but can easily point their cock up, down, all around.

    Eveybody is different.

    The thread about bra sizes goes to show how men are different from women, ( i think), we want to know your bra size ( i am guilty of this), but not one woman has asked for cock sizes. I think we might be the lesser of the species as we are just obessed with numbers!

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    scwhartz wrote:

    The thread about bra sizes goes to show how men are different from women, ( i think), we want to know your bra size ( i am guilty of this), but not one woman has asked for cock sizes. I think we might be the lesser of the species as we are just obessed with numbers!

    There is a thread on this it just turns out internet users all have huge massive 10 inchers. *eye roll*

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    I don't see the point in lying about it, especially online. It's not as if you achieve anything by convincing someone in New Zealand that you have to be carefull how you unzip because you could break some toes.

    If anything that would even limit you from webcamming with them, cause they'd know you were a liar. So really you get less than you would from being honest.

    Just tell it how it is. If it works then the battles won already.

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    Corker Ad! My OH curves upwards inside a tad more than what I would perceive to be the norm. My cock has a slight right sided curve in it so if she lays on her left side and I straddle her left thigh, lash her right leg over my shoulder, she gets really good Gspot rubbing. . . . So I'm informed :-p SG

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    mine point straight up with a slight bend inwards thats only recently happened for sum reason but it does mean i can hit vthe wifes g spot and shes never complained to me yet interesting topic ad well done for thinking of italways wondered if it was normal to point straight up when hard as like scwartz mentioned about the guys in porn films can move theres about

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    js wrote:

    mine point straight up with a slight bend inwards thats only recently happened for sum reason but it does mean i can hit vthe wifes g spot and shes never complained to me yet interesting topic ad well done for thinking of italways wondered if it was normal to point straight up when hard as like scwartz mentioned about the guys in porn films can move theres about

    I think being a ligament it can be 'trained' to be be stretchy and move in different directions. I can push it down to point to the floor if I wish or point it in a funny direction but it's uncomfortable, but then after doing Ad's hypermobility test thingy I think what ever bits of me are made of stretchy stuff are extra stretchy.

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