• Caption Competition - January 2011

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    HappyCouple [sign in to see picture]
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    So that's where Hella stores her secret stash!

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    Seduced [sign in to see picture]
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    Hella - " Hunny, What the hell are you doing coming into my work? "

    Mr Rouge - " Jesus Hella, What the hell are you doing? When the phone cut off you were just saying you were going to be a bit late as you were up to you arm in.... OH, Wait a minute...... " - * It dawns upon Mr Rouge what Hella was actually going to say when the phone line cut out *

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    Seduced [sign in to see picture]
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    Hella thought to herself - " Oh shit! How the hell am I going to explain my way out of tis one? Just keep smiling Hella, You'll think of something! "

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    ZombieCpl [sign in to see picture]
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    ITS A PUPPET!!!!!!

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    LittleMiss1981UK [sign in to see picture]
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    I couldn't afford a turkey this Christmas. Not to worry, my father's a Undertaker so I dressed and stuffed this bird.

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    missorgasm [sign in to see picture]
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    its about time some one got rid of the ex druggie ex prossie janine after all shes done, didnt see roxy mitchell being the culpri tho

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    LittleMiss1981UK [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes, I did mug Marlene of her coat.

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    Bett Gilroys daughter gets part in new SAW film, "wheres that ruddy key" she says

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    During the tough times of a recession Love Honey extended its business into the gaenacological examinations market

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    man of pleasure [sign in to see picture]
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    OOH! you was right it is the new super deluxe reversible doll and what a big valve he/she got.

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    man of pleasure [sign in to see picture]
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    I cant find any money on her how tight fisted is she!

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    Pixieking [sign in to see picture]
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    "When I said you should check the interior before you make an offer, I said Volvo, not Vulva!"

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    Rooting for change down the back of the sofa took on a surreal twist at LH towers.

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    man of pleasure wrote:

    I cant find any money on her how tight fisted is she!

    Oh hang on just found some i have got a fist full of dollars!

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    man of pleasure [sign in to see picture]
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    man of pleasure wrote:

    man of pleasure wrote:

    I cant find any money on her how tight fisted is she!

    Oh hang on just found some i have got a fist full of dollars!

    Hella you can have the super deluxe version if you really want, for a few dollars more, which ones this doll the good, the bad or the ugly.

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    Hella was halfway through stuffing her playmates and wrapping them in clingfilm before her colleagues realized she'd mistaken Fanny Cradock for a transvestie fetish expert.

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    Pixieking wrote:

    Hella was halfway through stuffing her playmates and wrapping them in clingfilm before her colleagues realized she'd mistaken Fanny Cradock for a transvestie fetish expert.

    not a transvetite fish expert then?

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    HappyCouple [sign in to see picture]
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    Side note: How many times are we able to enter this competition? I have entered twice but if only one answer counts per person, the second is slightly better in my opinion.

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    Thinking the blonde looks like Agnetha from ABBA:

    Agnetha finally reveals where to Benny and Bjorn just where Anni-Frid had hidden the microphones!

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    "Sexy pinata anyone?"

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