• Bad Sex Advice

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    A thread to post links to bad sex advice.

    First up, bad advice to becoming a male porn star:

    http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/lifestyle/stupid-advice-how-to-become-a-male-porn-star

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    “Invest in male sex toys,” Miller advises. Frankly, Stupid Advice has no idea to what he is referring here

    I'm not saying the advice given in that article is sound, but I wouldn't take advice about the porn industry from someone who doesn't know what a male sex toy is. Sort of a double whammy article there - bad advice based on bad advice!

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    Ecksvie wrote:

    “Invest in male sex toys,” Miller advises. Frankly, Stupid Advice has no idea to what he is referring here

    I'm not saying the advice given in that article is sound, but I wouldn't take advice about the porn industry from someone who doesn't know what a male sex toy is. Sort of a double whammy article there - bad advice based on bad advice!

    Perhaps they meant no idea in the sense that they have no idea why that would make a difference? It's not a great article but the piece it's based on sums up the problem with many male and especially female magazines "The dream is just around the corner in these handy steps!".

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    Oh dear - that did make me laugh especially the paragraph -

    Your Penis Is a Wondertool

    Summed up wonderfully -

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    LittleKitty wrote:

    Oh dear - that did make me laugh especially the paragraph -

    Your Penis Is a Wondertool

    Summed up wonderfully -

    Wonderbra branded dildos?

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    I'm going to murmur this to my beloved next time I see him and we're getting naked and wriggly.

    "oh baby, just like that, your penis is a wondertool"

    Whaaaaaaaaaat???

    SS xx

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    SweetSubmission wrote:

    I'm going to murmur this to my beloved next time I see him and we're getting naked and wriggly.

    "oh baby, just like that, your penis is a wondertool"

    Whaaaaaaaaaat???

    SS xx

    In a German accent for extra lols!

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    WandA wrote:

    SweetSubmission wrote:

    I'm going to murmur this to my beloved next time I see him and we're getting naked and wriggly.

    "oh baby, just like that, your penis is a wondertool"

    Whaaaaaaaaaat???

    SS xx

    In a German accent for extra lols!

    oh bay-bee, just like zat, your penis iz a vundertool

    all men shoulod rush home and try this out - I'm sure it'll be a winner

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    LittleKitty wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    SweetSubmission wrote:

    I'm going to murmur this to my beloved next time I see him and we're getting naked and wriggly.

    "oh baby, just like that, your penis is a wondertool"

    Whaaaaaaaaaat???

    SS xx

    In a German accent for extra lols!

    oh bay-bee, just like zat, your penis iz a vundertool

    all men shoulod rush home and try this out - I'm sure it'll be a winner

    do you mean a weiner? :P

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