• Caption Competition - December (Christmas Edition!)

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    Thin One [sign in to see picture]
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    To prevent a repeat of last year's embarrassing incident with Rudolph, Santa decided to bring Mrs Claus with him this time...

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    merry cherry [sign in to see picture]
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    all of these presents are great, but with one of my hands stuck to my head they are very difficult to open!

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    merry cherry [sign in to see picture]
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    When it started snowing presents she knew it was just a sorded dream!

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    merry cherry [sign in to see picture]
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    after returning from her adventure with the snowman suddenly she didn't care that he was melting

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    merry cherry [sign in to see picture]
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    this is what you get when pink wrapping paper is buy one get two free!

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    "Now, stroke the head gently . . . no, not that head . . . hold my large package . . no, I meant this one . . . well, how about touching your box for me? Oh, I give up!"

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    Wilkibo [sign in to see picture]
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    "Just what I always wanted... an invisible dildo"

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    Wilkibo [sign in to see picture]
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    This week's Spot The Dildo competition.

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    LovingHer [sign in to see picture]
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    After opening all her surprises from LoveHoney she finally found THE BIG 'UN!!!

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    LovingHer [sign in to see picture]
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    After waking up in the middle of her family's presents in Santa's robe, she knew it was a Christmas to remember

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    They say the postman always rings twice - Alice's doorbell was getting the fingering of its life!

    It wasn't that she liked the toys, Alice just really had a thing for her postman...

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    Glasgowguy [sign in to see picture]
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    After a hard christmas night for santa carrying around sacks , Mrs Claus let him open her box and empty his last heavy sack so he too could enjoy his chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

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    Wilkibo [sign in to see picture]
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    How Comet got his name: "Amazing lube... but much too slippery!"

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    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
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    Santa prefered it when Mrs claus was naughty, but it wasnt coal she would be getting!

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    Kasumi [sign in to see picture]
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    It didn't take Mrs Claus long to find the right box for her toys...

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    Kasumi [sign in to see picture]
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    Ho Ho OOHHHH!!!

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    Louise69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Mr Monster wrote:

    On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, LoveHoney sent to me:

    • 12 flavoured condoms
    • 11 pairs of stockings
    • 10 sets of hancuffs
    • 9 books on bondage
    • 8 leather floggers
    • 7 giant dildos
    • 6 anal douches
    • 5 Cooooock Riiiiiiings!
    • 4 nipple clamps
    • 3 butt plugs
    • 2 bullet vibes
    • and the postage and packing was FREE!

    Hahaha I love it

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    itsclaire! [sign in to see picture]
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    Mary Christmas loved it when Santa delivered her a sackfull!!!

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    Satoshi [sign in to see picture]
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    The latest lifelike sex dolls were a little too big for the boxes.

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    Sparks92 [sign in to see picture]
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    All over the world children were crying because their toys wouldn't work ... Mrs Claus had kept all the batteries for her toys.

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