• Do you love your genitals?

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Paddy89 wrote:

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    MsEllie wrote:

    I don't like mine. They are nigh-on impossible to shave (my best efforts result in 'last chicken in sainsburys' look), My skin is sensitive to those removal creams - though they are effective, So I can get a nice smooth look on the condition I put up with the burns for about 3/4 days. I cant wax - only one waxing place in town and I cant go back after screaming like a wuss and asking them to leave it half done.

    Which leaves me stuck with the bobbly look. As for the genitals themselves (rather than the surrounding frame), when I had my middle child, they tore me front to back, and the ineptitude of the stiching up afterwards has caused me to heal with something of a 'flap' along the back-wall-edge as it were.

    Oh God... I've told my mates I'm gonna get a sponsored back sack 'n' crack done for comic relief or something next year. Comments like this worry me, especially as you girls have a higher pain threshold and I'm a wuss anyway!

    The sack is fine... Lower down? Well, good luck...

    Thanks for the support!

    You'll need support afterwards... I suggest llose fitting boxers or briefs.

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    I'n happy with mine, yes. A very slight upward curve when hard. A freckle or two and nice and veiny too! I moisturise it too so it's nice and smooth. Someone in work actually asked me did I moisturise my cock the other week. Wierd! I love my OH's pussy. I love the difference in colour from her dark skin to the pink of when I spread her lips open. Like someone said earlier in the thread it's like a blossoming flower. I love flowers. :-) SG

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    i love mine and OH's bits :D I call mine the porn pussy lol as its all very compact :)

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    I'm pretty happy with my dangly bits for the most part. I try and keep the pubes on top trimmed, and shave my balls every other day, so they are always smooth.

    The only time I have an issue with my bits, is when I'm cold, as like most guys, things tend to shrink away!

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    toycar69 wrote:

    I'm pretty happy with my dangly bits for the most part. I try and keep the pubes on top trimmed, and shave my balls every other day, so they are always smooth.

    The only time I have an issue with my bits, is when I'm cold, as like most guys, things tend to shrink away!

    As I said to Ad a few days ago "It's so cold I think they've just turned into ovaries".

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    How can something that gives me so much pleasure not be loved. Not sure it gives anyone else any pleasure mind you.

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    How can something that gives me so much pleasure not be loved. Not sure it gives anyone else any pleasure mind you.

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    i love my cock and i think violeteyes loves it too though the other morning i went out commando when i got in i did not like was i saw took alot off massaging to get him out of hiding

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    While I have issues with a lot of things about the way I look, I do actually think my genitals are great. Frustratingly too big for some things, annoyingly too small for others (well, mainly for my ego, actually), but a good size, weight and shape.

    Just as well I have confidence in that area, because Mrs M kept laughing every time she saw it, for years! She said it was cute and funny. Grrrrr. There are some times when a man just does not want to be cute!

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    i'd deffinately tell em to see a doctor or dietician

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    Mr Monster wrote:

    While I have issues with a lot of things about the way I look, I do actually think my genitals are great. Frustratingly too big for some things, annoyingly too small for others (well, mainly for my ego, actually), but a good size, weight and shape.

    Just as well I have confidence in that area, because Mrs M kept laughing every time she saw it, for years! She said it was cute and funny. Grrrrr. There are some times when a man just does not want to be cute!

    Hehe... Put them in the fruit scales at Tesco MrM?

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    In regard with my mans genitals, I'm not a great fan of them. Yes they feel great, but I don't think men genitals are the prettiest thing to look at. But my mans could be a lot worse. His actually is quite alright to look at in comparison to some veiny and straining cocks you see sometimes in porn. Veins are a real turn off.

    I like veins! Not the type that look like they're going to burst, but just defined enough to add a bit of variety :)

    Adx

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    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    In regard with my mans genitals, I'm not a great fan of them. Yes they feel great, but I don't think men genitals are the prettiest thing to look at. But my mans could be a lot worse. His actually is quite alright to look at in comparison to some veiny and straining cocks you see sometimes in porn. Veins are a real turn off.

    I like veins! Not the type that look like they're going to burst, but just defined enough to add a bit of variety :)

    Adx

    Since when? You hate cockrings because they make my viens show!

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    i do like my genitals, but looking at them so often you see little things you don't like

    however the Oh's really is perfection!!

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    WandA wrote:

    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    In regard with my mans genitals, I'm not a great fan of them. Yes they feel great, but I don't think men genitals are the prettiest thing to look at. But my mans could be a lot worse. His actually is quite alright to look at in comparison to some veiny and straining cocks you see sometimes in porn. Veins are a real turn off.

    I like veins! Not the type that look like they're going to burst, but just defined enough to add a bit of variety :)

    Adx

    Since when? You hate cockrings because they make my viens show!

    Read my *whole* post!

    Adx

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    WandA wrote:

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    a good size, weight and shape.

    Hehe... Put them in the fruit scales at Tesco MrM?

    Perhaps heft would have been a better word? And no, they're too high up. The scales at the self-service checkouts, on the other hand, are just the right height . . .

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    Mr Monster wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Mr Monster wrote:

    a good size, weight and shape.

    Hehe... Put them in the fruit scales at Tesco MrM?

    Perhaps heft would have been a better word? And no, they're too high up. The scales at the self-service checkouts, on the other hand, are just the right height . . .

    "Unexpected item in the baggage area.... Please wait for assistance."

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    WandA wrote:

    Mr Monster wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Mr Monster wrote:

    a good size, weight and shape.

    Hehe... Put them in the fruit scales at Tesco MrM?

    Perhaps heft would have been a better word? And no, they're too high up. The scales at the self-service checkouts, on the other hand, are just the right height . . .

    "Unexpected item in the baggage area.... Please wait for assistance."

    You are evil! I have neighbours, you know! *giggling like a loon*

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    If I have a straighten penis -- I would happy with my male genital then

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    Yes I love my genitals well the look of them anyway.

    I'm not massively well endowed but I would imagine its in the average bracket which is fine by me.

    It don't always work like It should which sometimes makes me fall out of love with it for a while but we soon make friends again.

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