what is the wierdest thing anyones has ever used in place of a sex toy

just thinking, i once used a hairbrush, which first made me squirt, and a cucumber which was really cold. what about everyone else?

Cucumber, banana, beer bottles (until I learnt the danger of using them - ouuuuuuuch), the end of my Ladyshave (beautifully curved for sex) and loads more that I have forgotten about.

 I have used a hair brush as well. Thats about it.

years ago, we used a hair colourant spray cans, one of those slim ones about 20 cm  tall and and maybe 4 cm wide, and a hairbrush handle up the ass

A baseball bat and a 500ml plastic bottle, the lumpy end because I figured the lip near the cap might cause problems :O

Caylo wrote:

A baseball bat

 Wow!

It was a good old hair brush for me too. Handle end, not bristle end.

Tupperwareheart wrote:

Caylo wrote:

A baseball bat

 Wow!

It was a good old hair brush for me too. Handle end, not bristle end.

 Ohhhhh ouch! *closes legs tight just thinking about it* 

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

Tupperwareheart wrote:

Caylo wrote:

A baseball bat

 Wow!

It was a good old hair brush for me too. Handle end, not bristle end.

 Ohhhhh ouch! *closes legs tight just thinking about it* 

It's not that bad, only 2 inches diameter just don't slip and jam it in too far >_<

 could be dangerously slippy for the next batter LOL

Gillette venus vibrance razor but i took the razor off and pillows :-)

Sparks92 wrote:

Gillette venus vibrance razor but i took the razor off and pillows :-)

Ohh i did this too! Was the first vibratey fun i'd had and what prompted me to get a real vibe.

Bed post... metal ball shaped (kindof traditonal lookin). Also a baseball bat. Both as suggestions even when there was a toy to hand... still recommend the toys though. Did use a mallet handle on someone when we camping.

An old 'lover'... as she knew I loved cars... rode my gearstick (no pun, an actual gear stick :P) so i'd think of her when ever i changed gear.

The brush handle seems a popular one in my experice... met a few girls who when they were in their teens used this out of curiousity as were too young to purchase toys.

I've never done the hairbrush thing :S

paper towel holder, bedpost, and the odd moisterriser bottle and a toilet roll inner

I hear a beer cooler (outta the fridge!) and lube does wonders for a "fleshlight" style substitute. I used to have a Coors one as well, shame!

Oooh yeah, i forgot about my intimate night with a hair brush! Has to be a nice smooth end tho!

i think the hairbrush seems to be the start of it all for everyone ha ha

As a fella, well not really anything odd. I'm not into insertables and there are not many warm, tight wet places I want to put my bits that I've come across.

vacum cleaner hose ha ha

lickmadick wrote:

vacum cleaner hose ha ha

*lickmadick looks around suspiciously mumbling "just a thought, I didn't actually do it..."