MASTURBATION

legs is right we are going off thread too much, it was your ass that distracted me bunny so your are to blame x

Yes, stay on thread or you'll upset the fun police!

Now. about that inflatable elephant....

Damn, I can't figure out how to start a new thread right now. Someone will have to do it for me and paste my essay onto it. Maybe I won't be the only one to get in trouble then!

My man is alas some 200 miles away, J'ai la trique (I'm horny as hell, all you need to know in French!) and I don't even have a girlfriend to play with right now.

My kiddies are tucked up in bed so I'm off to watch an erotic film as I've been threatening for the last hour or so.

For the record bunny. Nice buns but your arms do it for me!

Really going now,

Catch you soon,

Legs xx

WTF!

my god legs you just beat me too it , was going to say its the arms

now people we are suppose to be talking about masterbation, any one want to put their hand in

sexelle, I can't choose, you are simply all round gorgeousness!

To redeem myself on this thread too, I last masterbated this afternoon.

Rockchick, fingers, glass anal too.

Not enough, roll on Friday :-(

Really, let me go now, I'll never have time to watch the film, chat to my man and get myself off to sleep (ahem) otherwise!

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

me too, have to go for a bath, get daughter to sleep and ravish husband, what a hard life

you saying that isnt a problem, theres no arm in that.

Ok back to masterbation, as i said erlier, i was at this house working, the lady was at work, we were replacing all the soffits and facias, we had a scaffolding up.

About lunch time she came home and made us a drink,  i sent m mate off to another job and i carried on, about an hour after she got home i went around the scaffolding to the back of the house, and had some work to do by the ensuite window, the window was open slightly,i didnt notice anything straight away, but you know when something catches your eye, well that was what happened.

As i was workng i suddenly noticed movement in side, there was no one in the bathroom but as i looked i saw in the reflection of the bathroom mirror the lady cross the bedroom, she was naked, i thught i was seeing things at first i tried to ignore it but that isnt easy to do.

As i was working i coudnt help look through the window, i thought to myself this is mad, i went down to the van to get something, when i came back, again i couldnt help looking, i couldnt believe my eyes, when i looked towards the mirror i could see in the reflection the lady was sitting in front of the mirror wardrobes, she had nothing on and was useing a dildo with one hand and rubbing with the other, this was just to much, she had a good body and was sitting on the bed in such away that the reflection in the wardrobe mirror was straight back to the bathroom mirror, this was instant hard on stuff, i couldnt just stand there and watch, i went around tothe other side of the house  to work.

I couldnt work, i coudnt think straight, in the end i went home, about ten mntes drive and had the wank of the week, i couldnt look at her after that without seeing her naked.

Bunnyx  

So, back to the thread, I've not masturbated today, as hubby had a day off....hey, hey hey!!!

Mmm, now I think about it I've not had a good wank in a while.  Think I'll talk the missus into visiting her mum this weekend. 

Box of tissues, tub of atrixo & a copy of 'what the butler saw'!!!   Pizza & six stella for half time!

Sounds like you are going to have a good weekend Mucky duck

sublimelonglegs wrote:

My man is alas some 200 miles away, J'ai la trique (I'm horny as hell, all you need to know in French!) and I don't even have a girlfriend to play with right now.

For the record bunny. Nice buns but your arms do it for me!

Really going now,

Catch you soon,

Legs xx

Hey hun, you know Morbidia's always here to oblidge, you know i'd gladly play with ye :-P

And i agree about Bunny, I'm an arms girl too ;)

x x x

Well Legs, there's sweet Morbidia offering herself up on a platter so to speak. Tis the season to be jolly so how about taking her up on her kind offer!!!

Tallboy

Hehehe, Tallboy! You disappeared!! *hugs!* where'd you go?

And indeed, i am offering myself to her, and im sure she will no doubt accept, well, when she doesnt have her guy to pleay with, lol

x x x

Ooerrr Morbidia there's a warming thought for the cold minter months, bet she has a blazing log fire and a sheepskin rug in front of it !!!

TB

Hahaha, im sure she has, which sucks, cause here i am, awaiting her to take me up on my offer, and her guy arrives, pfft! hehehe

x x x

He must have read your post Morbidia !!!

TB

Or you might get a raunchy e.mail, and would you happen to believe it but this will be my 2000 post!!!

TB

Yeah, damn him!!! Preventing me having some fun :( lol

Wow! 2000 posts! Congrats ^_^

x x x