• Things that confuse me...

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    SnL wrote:

    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Why a D cup bra fits me perfectly. Why another of my bra's that is a C cup fits my friends DD breasts! But yet a size 24 corset doesn't fit me! :(

    Yes now I'm confused :(

    I'm going through a boobie size nightmare.

    I know that feeling. I bought three bras from the same manufacturer about a month ago, the 34E fits me perfectly, the 36DD is a bit too big, and the 34F is too small in the cup. If they were all different makes, I wouldn't be so confused!

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    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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    bumble wrote:

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    because love has nothing to do with lust

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    It was just a quip, i didn't mean it to be taken seriously! :o)

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    bumble wrote:

    It was just a quip, i didn't mean it to be taken seriously! :o)

    hehehe

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    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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    bumble wrote:

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    lol very good

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    Why do some people sit in the middle lane of motorways?

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    Aaagggghhhhh MAJOR PET HATE

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    scwhartz wrote:

    Why do some people sit in the middle lane of motorways?

    big niggle

    and why do people pull out in front of you and then SLOW down

    if you cut me up at least have the decency to put your right foot down!!

    xGGx

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    ghostgirl wrote:

    scwhartz wrote:

    Why do some people sit in the middle lane of motorways?

    big niggle

    and why do people pull out in front of you and then SLOW down

    if you cut me up at least have the decency to put your right foot down!!

    xGGx

    Because they're assholes:)

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    scwhartz wrote:

    ghostgirl wrote:

    scwhartz wrote:

    Why do some people sit in the middle lane of motorways?

    big niggle

    and why do people pull out in front of you and then SLOW down

    if you cut me up at least have the decency to put your right foot down!!

    xGGx

    Because they're assholes:)

    lol and i thought it was because i drive a little car, never had a problem with it when we had a 4x4 or a pickup truck

    my old metro and my current little runaround both equal no respect from other drivers :(

    xGGx

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    I regularly notice this difference in behaviour when I'm driving my wfe's (small) car. There seems to be a widespread assumption by other drivers that a small car must be being driven slowly, even though I'm doing the same speed as in my own (bigger) car. This is the cue for plenty of tailgating, overtaking by cutting up, and other anti-social behaviour.

    The only good thing about the experience is that I'm able to reassure my wife that she doesn't get treated this way just because she's a woman driver.

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    If the women on psychic hotlines really are psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

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    bumble wrote:

    If the women on psychic hotlines really are psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

    Ha ha, very good.

    Reminded me about a story with the then Sun newspaper editor, Kelvin MacKenzie, who was going to sack the person who did the psychic column. He asked her to come to his office and said 'as you will know i am going to be sacking you today!'

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    Why is Donkey Kong called DONKEY Kong when he's an ape?

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    bumble wrote:

    Why is Donkey Kong called DONKEY Kong when he's an ape?

    The name was chosen by game designer Shigeru Miyamoto as a combination of the word "Kong", since the movie King Kong had caused it 'to colloquially mean monkey' in Japan. According to Snopes, Donkey was chosen because Miyamoto intended it "to convey a sense of stubbornness." Various urban legends have circulated, saying that the actual name was to be "Monkey Kong" but was changed by accident for the American release. Snopes debunked these myths in "Donkey Wrong."

    In the original Donkey Kong game, the player's character, Mario (originally called Jumpman in Japan), must jump over barrels thrown by Donkey Kong while climbing ladders up a crooked construction site to reach the top of the screen to rescue his girlfriend Pauline (who was originally called Lady in Japan).

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    Wow, thanks MrB, learn something new every day!

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    Why are some stocking size done in lbs when muscle weighs the same as fat but is less bulky in mass? Not sure if that makes sense but maybe someone knows?

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    Things that confuse me -

    Why my OH has been off all day and has had the ability to watch TV, play his computer and whatever other shit he wants to do at his leisure.

    Yet after a 9 hour stint at work I come home and want 1 hour, just 1 hour of quiet so that I can finish my essay.

    NOOOOOOOO. Shock horror. What is HE going to do in this one hour of peaceful-ness (since he wants to continuing watching his programmes)

    Is it too much to ask that I'm f*cking shattered and could've just done with the time so that I could be getting ready for bed instead of still finishing my essay at this time of night??

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