• Things that confuse me...

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Why in crime dramas some ALWAYS confesses...

    And why in war/Sci-fi/any shoot out films only the main characters bother taking cover...

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    Why children's telly requires such squeely little fuckers...

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    WandA wrote:

    Why children's telly requires such squeely little fuckers...

    But they do have a lady with one arm. This is progressive.

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    Tigerlilies wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Why children's telly requires such squeely little fuckers...

    But they do have a lady with one arm. This is progressive.

    I could understand the squeeling if it was when she lost the arm... but it's just squeeling!

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    WandA wrote:

    Tigerlilies wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Why children's telly requires such squeely little fuckers...

    But they do have a lady with one arm. This is progressive.

    I could understand the squeeling if it was when she lost the arm... but it's just squeeling!

    Maybe she should have taken cover?!!!

    WandA wrote:

    Why in crime dramas some ALWAYS confesses...

    And why in war/Sci-fi/any shoot out films only the main characters bother taking cover...

    hehe

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    Why does every mascara advert feature false eyelashes?

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    Tigerlilies wrote:

    Why does every mascara advert feature false eyelashes?

    And digital enhancement plus people with naturally long eyelashes...

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    headsouth wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Tigerlilies wrote:

    Why does every mascara advert feature false eyelashes?

    And digital enhancement plus people with naturally long eyelashes...

    Because the proletariat are stupid. Apparently.

    But need huge eyelashes to help with the stuggle...

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    thats funny do ur pubes go baldy ? or grey when u get older ?

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    sexychick69 wrote:

    thats funny do ur pubes go baldy ? or grey when u get older ?

    After speaking with over sharing elderly, I can say that yes, they do.

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    So bald or grey TL?

    On the SEx Ed show they went grey and thinned I think... I really wasn't paying much attentionto that episode....

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    WandA wrote:

    So bald or grey TL?

    On the SEx Ed show they went grey and thinned I think... I really wasn't paying much attentionto that episode....

    Both, and from the Life drawing classes I've attended I've seen some sorry looking swimsuit areas.

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    Why I LOVE the smell of coffee but friggin HATE the taste!

    xxKPxx

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    Where is the mysterious...'on the side'....that everyone seems to leave their keys!!.......and why can we never find it!!

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    Why my mum and stepdad insist on opening the oven door once it's been used... Errr, it's an oven, I think it can take the coolong down...

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    WandA wrote:

    Why my mum and stepdad insist on opening the oven door once it's been used... Errr, it's an oven, I think it can take the coolong down...

    I do this but so that I can sit at the seat in the kitchen nearest to the open oven...free warmth!!

    xxKPxx

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    KittyPurry wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Why my mum and stepdad insist on opening the oven door once it's been used... Errr, it's an oven, I think it can take the coolong down...

    I do this but so that I can sit at the seat in the kitchen nearest to the open oven...free warmth!!

    xxKPxx

    I take the piss about letting the 'oven spirits' out and making woo noises...

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    why does my mums boyfriend flip out if i leave a lightbulb on (he doesn't actually live with us and is on the dole and gives mum no money even though he spends virtually all his time here and mum pays for his cigs and beer most of the time)

    but he thinks its okay to go out for nearly an hour and leave the pc on =/

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    Here's one:

    How sometimes an orgasm can feel like the most awesome thing in the world, and other times it's little more than a bodily function to pass the time. It's wierd!

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    KittyPurry wrote:

    Why I LOVE the smell of coffee but friggin HATE the taste!

    xxKPxx

    I'm the same!

    Adx

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