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    puts a different view on a blue rinse girls

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    LittleKitty wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Has no one else noticed the Confused.com advert where the woman pulls the mic stand out of her vadge?

    Now it's a bouquet of blue flowers!

    Christ - she must be HUGE!

    it really is quite scary the amount of stuff she seems to be able to fit up there!!

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    boobaloo wrote:

    LittleKitty wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Has no one else noticed the Confused.com advert where the woman pulls the mic stand out of her vadge?

    Now it's a bouquet of blue flowers!

    Christ - she must be HUGE!

    it really is quite scary the amount of stuff she seems to be able to fit up there!!

    Expect her to move on to bigger and slightly better things from those annoying ads...

    "And tonight's finalist on Britain's Got Talent is...."

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    WandA wrote:

    boobaloo wrote:

    LittleKitty wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Has no one else noticed the Confused.com advert where the woman pulls the mic stand out of her vadge?

    Now it's a bouquet of blue flowers!

    Christ - she must be HUGE!

    it really is quite scary the amount of stuff she seems to be able to fit up there!!

    Expect her to move on to bigger and slightly better things from those annoying ads...

    "And tonight's finalist on Britain's Got Talent is...."

    Pffft lol

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    I like plums and I like apples.  Is it possible to graft these two species together and get a Plapple tree I wonder?

    Just imagine the names, a Ganny Smiths Plapple, Pink Lady Plapple, Victoria Plapple!

    I'm just rambling now. 

     

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    violeteyes wrote:

    i just saw penis and glans splitting pics!!! WHAT THE HELL would possess anyone to do that? OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

    My eye's are watering and I don't have one!

    Isn't there a Trivial Pursuit question asking for the medical name of a man born with 2 penis's.. peni... what sthe plural of penis?

    I think its diphalus or something.  

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    why someone at uni who has no clue insitsts that theres x,y and Z wrong with me ( there isn't) and that it can all be blamed on the fact that i drank coffee from a young age.

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    sweetlove666 wrote:

    why someone at uni who has no clue insitsts that theres x,y and Z wrong with me ( there isn't) and that it can all be blamed on the fact that i drank coffee from a young age.

    Why does she/he think that??

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    Most things really. I'm quite simple in all truth...

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    sweetlove666 wrote:

    why someone at uni who has no clue insitsts that theres x,y and Z wrong with me ( there isn't) and that it can all be blamed on the fact that i drank coffee from a young age.

    Probably because he or she has x,y and z wrong with them and wants to feel better about themselves by putting someone else down.  That or they've been reading the Daily Fail and have been poisoned by all the nonsense therein.  Either way I wouldn't take it to heart, you know you're awesome and so do the people who matter

    xxKPxx

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    i get very confused sometimes at how there are people in the uk who still belive that the earth is 4000 years old and we all just popped into existance, and try to support their argument with "How can something like the human eye not be created because it works so perfectly?"

    (met a steet preacher today who was effing mental)

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    KittyPurry wrote:

    sweetlove666 wrote:

    why someone at uni who has no clue insitsts that theres x,y and Z wrong with me ( there isn't) and that it can all be blamed on the fact that i drank coffee from a young age.

    Probably because he or she has x,y and z wrong with them and wants to feel better about themselves by putting someone else down.  That or they've been reading the Daily Fail and have been poisoned by all the nonsense therein.  Either way I wouldn't take it to heart, you know you're awesome and so do the people who matter

    xxKPxx

    theyre also a member of the jesus christ of latter day saints ( Mormons) which could explain the anti caffine agenda, although they drink cola and eat chocolate :S

    It just confuses me that someone could swallow unscientific evidence on these kinds of things. no caffine didn't stunt my growth, being a shortarse is gentetic! yes most 5 year olds don't enjoy milky coffee but drink a load of fizzy pop.

     

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    Doug wrote:

    i get very confused sometimes at how there are people in the uk who still belive that the earth is 4000 years old and we all just popped into existance, and try to support their argument with "How can something like the human eye not be created because it works so perfectly?"

    (met a steet preacher today who was effing mental)

    Urgh. They're always as smug as fuck too because they're 'in the know'. Last month we had two lots knock at our door with their rhetoric. Grrrr!

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    i just love taking their views apart one bit at a time with logic and science

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    LittleKitty wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Has no one else noticed the Confused.com advert where the woman pulls the mic stand out of her vadge?

    Now it's a bouquet of blue flowers!

    Christ - she must be HUGE!

    Took me a while to get round to having a look - BUT sooooooo funny. AND a CAR!!! Good job these ads weren't around b4 Gillian Mckieth went into the jungle.

    (sorry, i can't spell- and checkers don't do names)

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    ju wrote:

    LittleKitty wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Has no one else noticed the Confused.com advert where the woman pulls the mic stand out of her vadge?

    Now it's a bouquet of blue flowers!

    Christ - she must be HUGE!

    Took me a while to get round to having a look - BUT sooooooo funny. AND a CAR!!! Good job these ads weren't around b4 Gillian Mckieth went into the jungle.

    (sorry, i can't spell- and checkers don't do names)

    The newest one is insane! Her boobs are flying all over the place!

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    Doug wrote:

    i get very confused sometimes at how there are people in the uk who still belive that the earth is 4000 years old and we all just popped into existance, and try to support their argument with "How can something like the human eye not be created because it works so perfectly?"

    (met a steet preacher today who was effing mental)

    Amen to that. These people seem to avoid me these days, I kinda wonder if they know about me. I do have a habit of doing the same as you though. Or playing along with them until you get to something totally ridiculous and back-tracking their entire belief system until their world is in tatters. My nickname is "evil" for a reason tho...

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    SKIP IT, it's BORING........

    I won't knock others' belief systems without good cause or provokation BUT as an atheist- I do wish others wouln't knock mine (maybe this belongs on the rant thread....)

    It's the wording that confuses me:

    "so, you don't believe in God?" confirms His existance, tells me I'm ignorant-

    "I believe there is no God"  is much more to my liking :)

    I've been described a being "without faith" and that's not exactly true ether. I have faith in stuff, just nothing supernatural. I won't bore you with it- but boy, i enjoyed that little rant!!

    ......told you!

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    I'm pretty similar Ju to be honest, and to be fair that last post of mine did make it sound like I go around shouting down god-botherers, which I don't generally. I only tend to get like that when preached at, and even then I'm not as bad as I was when I was an impudent teenager who thought he was right all the time. Ok, so I still think I'm right all the time but I try not to gloat about it so much...

    Oh, and I have a very religious creationist friend who I love to wind up and have nonesensical arguements with from time to time. It's great fun, and he's a ( slightly odd in my perspective but ) great guy.

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    LittleKitty wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Has no one else noticed the Confused.com advert where the woman pulls the mic stand out of her vadge?

    Now it's a bouquet of blue flowers!

    Christ - she must be HUGE!

    HA! I just saw a new one and she seemed to pull out a phone from up there? Or some other device that lights up. Maybe it vibrates....

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