• Things that confuse me...

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    telemachus [sign in to see picture]
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    KittyPurry wrote:

    the_24th_moment wrote:

    If one is about to have sex or indulge in some BDSM, why do some people leave their socks on?

    If you are about to fuck somebody's brains out or about to have your bollocks kicked by a nice Dominatrix, why leave your socks on for Christ sake!?

    Hardly to maintain your dignity! Take them off!

    Maybe precisely because it's UN-dignified. A lot of people get off on humiliation and a man in nothing but socks can look a bit silly

    xxKPxx

    Watching bits of amateur porn online I have been surprised to see so many men still with their socks on. It looks so odd! They all seem to wear those trainer socks, the low down ones. Entirely offputting.

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    Paying to wear crocs. Honestly I would pay someone not to wear crocs while associating with me. There are very few clothes that I genuinely care one way or the other about, these things just astonish me.

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    Rowan wrote:

    Paying to wear crocs. Honestly I would pay someone not to wear crocs while associating with me. There are very few clothes that I genuinely care one way or the other about, these things just astonish me.

    lol.... and they seem to be making even more in diff styles with even bigger prices =S

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    Rowan wrote:

    Paying to wear crocs. Honestly I would pay someone not to wear crocs while associating with me. There are very few clothes that I genuinely care one way or the other about, these things just astonish me.

    Do a double plus bad and combine them with jeggings

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    Rowan wrote:

    Paying to wear crocs. Honestly I would pay someone not to wear crocs while associating with me. There are very few clothes that I genuinely care one way or the other about, these things just astonish me.

    Think is they seem very useful... but I refuse to look like everyone else (or a tool).

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    telemachus wrote:

    KittyPurry wrote:

    the_24th_moment wrote:

    If one is about to have sex or indulge in some BDSM, why do some people leave their socks on?

    If you are about to fuck somebody's brains out or about to have your bollocks kicked by a nice Dominatrix, why leave your socks on for Christ sake!?

    Hardly to maintain your dignity! Take them off!

    Maybe precisely because it's UN-dignified. A lot of people get off on humiliation and a man in nothing but socks can look a bit silly

    xxKPxx

    Watching bits of amateur porn online I have been surprised to see so many men still with their socks on. It looks so odd! They all seem to wear those trainer socks, the low down ones. Entirely offputting.

    Aye!

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    telemachus wrote:

    When does Mario ever get time to do any plumbing?

    When he's finished the 14th cuppa after 11am... Well, that's the plumbers by me.

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    WandA wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    When does Mario ever get time to do any plumbing?

    When he's finished the 14th cuppa after 11am... Well, that's the plumbers by me.

    I was in his company today and in the space of 10 minutes Princess Peach was kidnapped twice! He spends all his time rescuing royalty, he must have subcontracted all his work out by now!

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    telemachus wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    When does Mario ever get time to do any plumbing?

    When he's finished the 14th cuppa after 11am... Well, that's the plumbers by me.

    I was in his company today and in the space of 10 minutes Princess Peach was kidnapped twice! He spends all his time rescuing royalty, he must have subcontracted all his work out by now!

    Perhaps he's the big cheese... He has a desk job now and emplys a few Poles.

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    telemachus wrote:

    When does Mario ever get time to do any plumbing?

    I think he is busy seeing to Princess Peach's plumbing!

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    WandA wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    When does Mario ever get time to do any plumbing?

    When he's finished the 14th cuppa after 11am... Well, that's the plumbers by me.

    I was in his company today and in the space of 10 minutes Princess Peach was kidnapped twice! He spends all his time rescuing royalty, he must have subcontracted all his work out by now!

    Perhaps he's the big cheese... He has a desk job now and emplys a few Poles.

    Then why does he always wear overalls?

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    the_24th_moment wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    When does Mario ever get time to do any plumbing?

    I think he is busy seeing to Princess Peach's plumbing!

    Now that's just WRONG.

    You know she's into Toad

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    telemachus wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Perhaps he's the big cheese... He has a desk job now and emplys a few Poles.

    Then why does he always wear overalls?

    Keepin it real? Or maybe they're just his rescuing foolhardy princesses dress...

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    telemachus wrote:

    You know she's into Toad

    Why do they not make Mario mushroom buttplugs.. They probably do...

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    WandA wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    You know she's into Toad

    Why do they not make Mario mushroom buttplugs.. They probably do...

    In Japan? You can probably buy them from streetside vending machines!

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    telemachus wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    You know she's into Toad

    Why do they not make Mario mushroom buttplugs.. They probably do...

    In Japan? You can probably buy them from streetside vending machines!

    Hmmm yes... Reminds me of a cunning plan I had in my teenage years. Plans to sell off Western women's knickers to the Japanese (I say women, it would have been any knickers to be fair).

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    WandA wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    telemachus wrote:

    You know she's into Toad

    Why do they not make Mario mushroom buttplugs.. They probably do...

    In Japan? You can probably buy them from streetside vending machines!

    Hmmm yes... Reminds me of a cunning plan I had in my teenage years. Plans to sell off Western women's knickers to the Japanese (I say women, it would have been any knickers to be fair).

    Used, presumably?

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    Catalogues. Seriously, why do they still exist.

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    The agency's definition of 'fixed', 'repaired' and 'legal requirement'

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    How I can still get so excited over video games - honestly, it can be embarrassing.

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