• Things that confuse me...

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    toycar69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Does the Ninky Nonk get bigger when Igglepiggle wants to ride in it, or does he get smaller?

    OK, so I've been watching far too much TV with my little-un, but I still need to know!

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    missorgasm [sign in to see picture]
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    toycar69 wrote:

    Does the Ninky Nonk get bigger when Igglepiggle wants to ride in it, or does he get smaller?

    OK, so I've been watching far too much TV with my little-un, but I still need to know!

    thank god its not just me!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    toycar69 wrote:

    Does the Ninky Nonk get bigger when Igglepiggle wants to ride in it, or does he get smaller?

    OK, so I've been watching far too much TV with my little-un, but I still need to know!

    Utter filth in kid's TV today...

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    Tallboy247

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    suze9 [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Tallboy247

    Totally with you there WandA cant work out if its a joke you should know about or if its to do with the hidden porn comment xxx

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    suze9 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Tallboy247

    Totally with you there WandA cant work out if its a joke you should know about or if its to do with the hidden porn comment xxx

    He is a funny guy but I'm living in lost land at the moment!

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    The fogs will clear Wand A honestly !!!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    tallboy247 wrote:

    The fogs will clear Wand A honestly !!!

    It has, thank you TB.

    I do however suggest you don't eatthe blue Smarties again.

    (Yes I know, they changed 'em)


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    Starlight* [sign in to see picture]
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    Insomnia... Ughhh x

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    missorgasm [sign in to see picture]
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    why do spiders have 8 legs? we manage fine on 2, most animals have 4 and insects have 6. what logical reason is there for them to have 8? its just weird.

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    The F'ing Catholic Church.

    First the little twat with the big hat decides to pay us a visit and it will cost us £20 million and now sells fucking tickets to cover some of their costs! I won't even start on this not actually being a state visit. They're charging £25 to see the bastarding pope while footing us with a 20mill bill! Always looking out for the poor and needy ey guys?

    It's effectively a papal party now, make them foot the whole bill if they're busy selling off tickets, like you would with any sporting event or concert.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/papal-visit-will-see-public-paying-up-to-16325-for-a-ticket-2038085.html

    Sorry for the rant. I just object to spending to my money being spent on lavish holidays for disgraced religious leaders... I'll end up with a similar rant when numpty Charles ends up King and head of C of E.

    Grrrr

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    WandA wrote:

    The F'ing Catholic Church.

    First the little twat with the big hat decides to pay us a visit and it will cost us £20 million and now sells fucking tickets to cover some of their costs! I won't even start on this not actually being a state visit. They're charging £25 to see the bastarding pope while footing us with a 20mill bill! Always looking out for the poor and needy ey guys?

    It's effectively a papal party now, make them foot the whole bill if they're busy selling off tickets, like you would with any sporting event or concert.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/papal-visit-will-see-public-paying-up-to-16325-for-a-ticket-2038085.html

    Sorry for the rant. I just object to spending to my money being spent on lavish holidays for disgraced religious leaders... I'll end up with a similar rant when numpty Charles ends up King and head of C of E.

    Grrrr

    Lol, I love this! Not the whole concept but how you write. "the little twat with the big hat" I laughed so hard!

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    WandA wrote:

    The F'ing Catholic Church.

    First the little twat with the big hat decides to pay us a visit and it will cost us £20 million and now sells fucking tickets to cover some of their costs! I won't even start on this not actually being a state visit. They're charging £25 to see the bastarding pope while footing us with a 20mill bill! Always looking out for the poor and needy ey guys?

    It's effectively a papal party now, make them foot the whole bill if they're busy selling off tickets, like you would with any sporting event or concert.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/papal-visit-will-see-public-paying-up-to-16325-for-a-ticket-2038085.html

    Sorry for the rant. I just object to spending to my money being spent on lavish holidays for disgraced religious leaders... I'll end up with a similar rant when numpty Charles ends up King and head of C of E.

    Grrrr

    Lol, I love this! Not the whole concept but how you write. "the little twat with the big hat" I laughed so hard!

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    why do i run out of shampoo before conditioner? always. i use the same amount of each, and they're the same size bottles. i just dont get it.

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    How my 3 year old 1 can play 2 ds's and 2 how he knows how to link the blooming things cos I don't know how to???

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    WandA wrote:

    The F'ing Catholic Church.

    First the little twat with the big hat decides to pay us a visit and it will cost us £20 million and now sells fucking tickets to cover some of their costs! I won't even start on this not actually being a state visit. They're charging £25 to see the bastarding pope while footing us with a 20mill bill! Always looking out for the poor and needy ey guys?

    It's effectively a papal party now, make them foot the whole bill if they're busy selling off tickets, like you would with any sporting event or concert.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/papal-visit-will-see-public-paying-up-to-16325-for-a-ticket-2038085.html

    Sorry for the rant. I just object to spending to my money being spent on lavish holidays for disgraced religious leaders... I'll end up with a similar rant when numpty Charles ends up King and head of C of E.

    Grrrr

    I concur - the catholic church should foot the bill. They can argue tourism all they like - that should be an incidental benefit to the country, for having to put up with religious bollocks in the news all the time.

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    telemachus wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    The F'ing Catholic Church.

    First the little twat with the big hat decides to pay us a visit and it will cost us £20 million and now sells fucking tickets to cover some of their costs! I won't even start on this not actually being a state visit. They're charging £25 to see the bastarding pope while footing us with a 20mill bill! Always looking out for the poor and needy ey guys?

    It's effectively a papal party now, make them foot the whole bill if they're busy selling off tickets, like you would with any sporting event or concert.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/papal-visit-will-see-public-paying-up-to-16325-for-a-ticket-2038085.html

    Sorry for the rant. I just object to spending to my money being spent on lavish holidays for disgraced religious leaders... I'll end up with a similar rant when numpty Charles ends up King and head of C of E.

    Grrrr

    I concur - the catholic church should foot the bill. They can argue tourism all they like - that should be an incidental benefit to the country, for having to put up with religious bollocks in the news all the time.

    Yes!

    Oh hey, did you hear about the bit in Ireland - some hideously rural place that I forget the name of - where the priest from the pulpit asked the parisheners to donate money to cover the child sex abuse legal fees? Hell, if they're not even willing to use their own funds to pay the costs incurred by that, they're hardly going to feel guilt about demanding a free lunch when going on holidays.

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    Starlight* [sign in to see picture]
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    People in general are confusing me today. Why would you only want to be friends for 6 months out of a year? x

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    missorgasm [sign in to see picture]
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    why do i get endless texts off my ex, telling me he loves me, needs me, would do any thing to have me back, but when i walk in to the pub and hes there, i politely say hi, he gets up and goes home?

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    missorgasm [sign in to see picture]
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    headsouth wrote:

    missorgasm wrote:

    why do i run out of shampoo before conditioner? always. i use the same amount of each, and they're the same size bottles. i just dont get it.

    Well if you intially run out of one first, then you'll start the next one first, so you will have a hair product deplation differential forever more.

    nope. im a bit ocd about that, i always chuck them both out and start new bottles together ^_^

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