• Things that confuse me...

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    tronic [sign in to see picture]
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    brussel sprout anal beads?

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    Don Quaydiq [sign in to see picture]
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    That's just wrong! haha

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    Actually, I think thats got to be the best use for Brussels Sprouts ever.

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    green veg......up your ass.....................wrong...sooooo wrong...lol

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    Don Quaydiq [sign in to see picture]
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    Toxycat - that would imply that other veg is acceptable?

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    lol.........oh hell yeah.......squash is totally acceptable.......as is red and yellow peppers...*eyes water*..........

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    Don Quaydiq [sign in to see picture]
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    PMSL!

    No chillis though!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    What if the veg is only green 'cos it's unripened?

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    and what about fruit.....does fruit count.....

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    toxycat wrote:

    and what about fruit.....does fruit count.....

    I don't know... you made the rule..

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    headsouth wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    What if the veg is only green 'cos it's unripened?

    Like mushy peas you mean?

    I was thinking tomatoes (Yes, I know, technically a fruit).

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    headsouth wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    What if the veg is only green 'cos it's unripened?

    Like mushy peas you mean?

    any ideas how you would attempt to get mushy peas up your chute..........spoon perhaps......

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    funnel

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Turkey baster?

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    excuse me love.......hold your ass cheeks open while i shove the turkey baster up your ass.......these mushy peas are a bastard to get up..............erotic!!

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    agreed, I'm struggling to type for laughing after reading this!

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    Don Quaydiq [sign in to see picture]
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    PMSL!!!

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    lol.......yeah sorry...it aint a pretty picture..............whod have thought youd hear mushy peas, turkey basters and anal sex in the same sentence............welcome to Lovehoney everyone!!!!

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    Don Quaydiq [sign in to see picture]
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    Wickedgirl wrote:

    I know for me a sense of humour is an essential laughing me into bed is as quick as most other but you do need to be able to concentrate

    Certainly made me laugh! So glad I read this AFTER my conference call ended!

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    tell me anyone that could concentrate with mushy peas up their ass................

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