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    merry cherry [sign in to see picture]
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    bumble wrote:

    Why can't i put mascara on with my mouth closed?

    Haha! Oh so true! Made me chuckle!

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    CurlyCoupleWife wrote:

    bumble wrote:

    Why can't i put mascara on with my mouth closed?

    It's physically impossible; I'm sure of it.

    I can but it takes a lot of concentration!

    headsouth wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    bumble wrote:

    Why can't i put mascara on with my mouth closed?

    I have wondered that with the OH... I just assumed she was odd.

    just because she isn't the only the one that does this, doesn't mean...

    Oi :P

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    littlepixi wrote:

    its a sugar free version and its horrible! i goes flat really quickly as well they were on offer so i bought 6 bottles ahh! xxx

    I wouldn't bother with any diet versions of drinks. For one there is no evidence it's associated with weight loss and there is health concerns over some of the sweeteners. Here's one such article based on some stuff I've heard before that may put you off.

    http://cancer.suite101.com/article.cfm/diet_sodas_and_cancer

    In moderation it's better - if you *are* calorie counting it's easy to forget just how many calories there are in drinks. I drink diet coke because I prefer the taste but not a lot because it's worse for your teeth than full fat stuff!

    Why food tastes better when you've not eaten *anything* other than a bagel all day!

    Why food tastes better when it's free!

    Adx

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    AdnaW wrote:

    Why food tastes better when you've not eaten *anything* other than a bagel all day!

    Why food tastes better when it's free!

    Adx

    How about why food tastes good?

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    why can i drink my own bodyweight n alcohol and function pretty much as normal, but half a can of pepsi and my colleagues have to crow bar me off the ceiling?

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    Why is the LH vibrator called Jessica?

    Being cock-shaped, surely it should have a blokes name?

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    bumble wrote:

    Why is the LH vibrator called Jessica?

    Being cock-shaped, surely it should have a blokes name?

    Makes people think of sexy Jessica Rabbit probably!

    And calling it Big Al sounds a little cheesy you think?

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    WandA wrote:

    bumble wrote:

    Why is the LH vibrator called Jessica?

    Being cock-shaped, surely it should have a blokes name?

    Makes people think of sexy Jessica Rabbit probably!

    And calling it Big Al sounds a little cheesy you think?

    I get what you're saying about Jessic Rabbit.

    I just think that anything cock-shaped would be male!

    Yeah, Big Al doesn't sound appealing, or sexy! Was there a Roger Rabbit vibrator at one time, or have i just made that up?

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    Oops, just realised it is the Jack Rabbit i was thinking of, not Roger Rabbit!

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    headsouth wrote:

    You mean orange WITH bits in? Adventurous!

    Nah, I don't like normal fruit drinks like that. Lychee is my favourite, mango, passion fruit, pineapple, coconut, kiwi juice is the sort of stuff I normally drink. :)

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    AdnaW wrote:

    I drink diet coke because I prefer the taste but not a lot because it's worse for your teeth than full fat stuff!

    My other half is the same, addicted to diet coke so I was thinking about increasing my scare tactics to remove her addiction. Perhaps while she's asleep I can paper mache a tumor to her and tell her it was the diet coke.

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    Muz333 wrote:

    AdnaW wrote:

    I drink diet coke because I prefer the taste but not a lot because it's worse for your teeth than full fat stuff!

    My other half is the same, addicted to diet coke so I was thinking about increasing my scare tactics to remove her addiction. Perhaps while she's asleep I can paper mache a tumor to her and tell her it was the diet coke.

    I recommend you think this one through again...

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    Why sheep are so tasty.

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    why do the BBC cut parts out of films?! if your not gunna show the whole film then dont show it! xxx

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    littlepixi wrote:

    why do the BBC cut parts out of films?! if your not gunna show the whole film then dont show it! xxx

    To be honest I'd do the same if I was in charge, only with the ending. And then laugh like a loon at all the angry people who missed the end.

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    Dunca1348 wrote:

    Why are sheep always try to kill me and are so f**king nuts ?

    This surely requires some explanation...

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    WandA wrote:

    littlepixi wrote:

    why do the BBC cut parts out of films?! if your not gunna show the whole film then dont show it! xxx

    To be honest I'd do the same if I was in charge, only with the ending. And then laugh like a loon at all the angry people who missed the end.

    :O that would be soo cruel! haha but i like your thinking! they cut little chunks out of Toy Story 2 pissed me right off! haha im so laaame aha. xxx

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    littlepixi wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    littlepixi wrote:

    why do the BBC cut parts out of films?! if your not gunna show the whole film then dont show it! xxx

    To be honest I'd do the same if I was in charge, only with the ending. And then laugh like a loon at all the angry people who missed the end.

    :O that would be soo cruel! haha but i like your thinking! they cut little chunks out of Toy Story 2 pissed me right off! haha im so laaame aha. xxx

    Well you can argue that if you have already seen it you don't need to see it again and if it's your first time you'll be ignorant of it anyway.

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    Joke in there somewhere about Mr Potato getting head.

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    Dunca1348 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Dunca1348 wrote:

    Why are sheep always try to kill me and why are so f**king nuts ?

    This surely requires some explanation...

    I live and for the moment work on a farm.

    Aaaaaaahhh... That makes a lot of sense now! I don't trust sheep either though..

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    Dunca1348 wrote:

    Why are sheep always try to kill me and are so f**king nuts ?

    ah killer sheep. Was chased by a ram when i was walking in wales

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